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You were right about Barton. What else?

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Brilliant Only you could spin this as a point scored in your never ending, imaginary argument.

RIP

http://www.bbc.co.uk/mobile/iplayer/episode/b011j8wz#banner 15 minutes in.

It's a proper flasks oot for the lads end that mate, they've all grown old together, which is why I moved to Level 7 in the first place. We're right at the back in the middle as my map here shows. White 1993-2001 Red 2001-2003 Blue 2003-2008 Pink 2008-2009 Black 2009-2011 Green 2011- onwards Re people stinking of piss, down stairs at half time ye could smell some dodgy old smells like ye not wrang. Can you remember what row you were in the red seasons. I'm in R and I'm not holding out too much hope it's the back row. Or you Wubble, you'll probably know better if you're still there.

Right in the middle of Leazes L2. It'll be shit atmosphere and full of pricks telling me to sit down...but I think it's a canny view and the smell in the singing corner was getting a bit too ripe for me in all honesty. Some of the bamps in there absolutley honk. I've come round to the idea....especially cos the seat next to me should be £700 and I'm getting mine for half that.

Eat more sensibly and do some exercise then.

Aye, the lad who was going to take his shoes was a good laugh. Was reading this week that the California prison system is only fit to hold 80,000 people and there's currently over 140,000 so the courts have told them they have to release 60,000. Give or take. Perhaps that lad will get out and come for Louis and his cowboy shoes. Getting back to the topic though. The show also highlighted what mugs we are posting on here. The internet has turned us into commodities. IP Board, IPS and Peasepud use our brain dumps for free to turn a profit from entertaining the thousands of members that use the board. We fight lowering wages and slave labour everywhere else, but on the internet we put in all this work for nowt. It's small fry on here, but on Facebook and Twitter it's exploitation on an unbelievable scale. Almost convinced me to close my account.

Ryder gives Llambias "fantastic" blow job.

...or Nzogbia.

Canny read. Not sure I agree like. As far as I'm concerned that was 99% down to the Taylor report, which he hasn't mentioned. All seater stadiums sanitised how the game was watched in the ground and the aesthetics of watching from home. Those neat little rows and clean stadiums are much more appealing to the lay person than anything you'll see prior to 1990. It's not the owners in control, but the wider demographic of viewers that demand cleaner toilets and insightless analysis. No-one in the game was pushing for that themselves. They just reaped the benefit of change that was forced upon them...and government handouts that triggered it.

BBC is brilliant these days. Stwewart Lee's musical episode was one big "Fuck You" to Michael McIntyre that had audience members at the recording walk out...and get abused for it. Hilarious stuff. Psychoville 2 has been quality as well. But All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace has been the best of the lot. Just watched the first episode last night and i can't do it justice... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandra...ace-review.html

Thats exactly where we went wrong in the past. Ignore the extra million here and there and you soon have the whole squad looking to outdo the latest increase and find you are paying 90% of your turnover in wages and are stuck with players on long contracts that are no longer performing (Iknow you don't need me to give you examples). That was a problem with players that weren't performing. Initially signed at a high price on long contracts. There's never been anything wrong with Shearer, Lee, Ferdinand, Given etc getting renewed contracts that reflect their value as our best performers. Barton is in that category at the moment, a vital cog with many more years in him.

Nar Nar. When you're out and about and some cunts phone rings "DU DU DU DU I GOT A FEELIN THE NEETS GANNA BE...." and they just let it ring so people can hear it, you just think mugs. I'd rather have ring ring. It's the tool of the charva a ringtone. Lad next to me always stares at his phone ringing for ten seconds before answering, so everyone gets to enjoy a bit of Kylie "Can't get you out of my head..." Should be embarrassed to have that on his phone at all.

Would have preferred the Harmony One over the 650, but difficult to justify £60 on a remote, let alone 3 figures.

North L2P. Right by the sports bar. Was our third choice. I only went along with it cos I assumed we'd get one of our first 2.

Barton had a pop at Morgan for what he writes in the paper, as if he was going to rip him up if he kept it up on twitter. Morgan responded with childish taunts, as he does with everyone. Barton meekly pointed out he was wrong about the sending off and scarpered. Was hoping he dole out a bit more piss-taking himself. Writing cheques he couldn't cash tbh.

Cannit wait They're saying they'll need to edit it a bit and condense it, but Brenner likes it, he says the paper will be full of CL stuff but they'll find space, he approached me to do it this morning. I'll give you a sneak preview: The latest action of the club to disband Level 7 in its' present form encapsulates my thoughts on their regime at the club. The decision is so bad, I firmly believe, as with the Hughton decision, as with many choices they have made, it borders on an active attempt to wind the clubs supporters up, and firmly demonstrate who is boss. We were behind the goal in Level 7 till 2008, they moved us to the corner, there were murmerings of discontent, but we found a new home and we grew to love it. It was like being at an away game but at home with 3,000 vocal fans doing their bit. Everyone was happy there, yes there were vocal criticisms of the regime, but in my opinion they were no where near at the level that they could have been. Liaison officers have recently held discussions that a viable option would be to house us all lower down in Level Four, we ALL saw through it, it was nothing but an attempt to appease the fans to avoid two or three months of vocal anger being directed at them on match day. It's like they're running NUFC like the Kim Il Jung runs North fucking Korea!!! They believe they live in the best country in the world because they're taught that, well we live in a civilised fucking democratic country and these arseholes are treating us like we're spanners! The lies and contempt the clubs supporters are shown on a monthly basis, mean there will never be no trust towards the board, even McKeag's mob didn't deliberately lie and create the vast chasms that exist today. It is a disgrace, one so bad, if we win the league I'd still view them with the utmost disdain. They are a true disgrace and stain on this clubs proud history, alienating the clubs greatest asset, the fans. They are a fucking disgrace!!! Steve Marshall-Barnes Why weren't you running NUST? The Sun never printed owt like that from them.

I wonder how similar the conversation was to the Carroll talk before he went. "We want to keep you, but we're not paying you the going rate, if you don't like it hand in a transfer request and we'll be glad to help you move." He's not going to hand in a transfer request though, so there's no excuses if they sell him this time.

Cannit wait

He's a twat, but I reckon Piers Morgan was canny funny with the Newcastle players if I'm honest. Barton started it and came back with nowt.

That was a great message tone that one. Might have to revert.