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The 30 top stories so far from the last leak have plenty on China... http://wikileaks.org/30-new-revelations-from-wlfind.html

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Not sure how it's devils advocate there? What is generally happening with the L7 displaced? Ok, specifically "fans meeting up to wallow in self pity" It’s a fair point HF. All this woe is me I’m going to stand up and piss off everybody in protest at being moved by the nasty FMA stuff, it looks a lot like wallowing in self pity? Surely supporters at other grounds have been moved and they don’t leave themselves open to scorn and ridicule by spitting their dummies out. See above. The minority that are being twats about it are doing no-one any favours...but they aren't organising meetings to discuss how many bedsheets it'll take to get the whole stadium stood up. I appreciate youve used a degree of exaggeration for effect there, and would also say i was simply provoking debate rather than implicating yourself .specifically . At the end of the day the tragedy is its all back to fans' infighting !? I'd obviously sooner be championing a healthy, successful , united setup (of a club) but as ive said i'm more trying to point out how he's dividing folk to purposefully cause this unrest imo . . and by virtue of me typing this in the first place, he's actually 'got one over' on me ! All wasted energy in regards of 'supporting' NU . I jacked a couple of seasons into the cunt landing so it shouldn't be much hair off me arse as Im not 'putting anything in' as it were but commenting on what I see him doing, which I actually deem offensive . It's bullshit from tip to toe . Abso-bloody-lutley

Perhaps they’re right? Coming hot on heels of the fan pleasing end to the transfer window, I found myself thinking ‘replacing the club’s name on the east stand with a SD advert will surely be the last straw’ and other stupid thoughts like ‘this has to be the straw that finally stirs supporters in action' and ‘there’s no way we’ll carry on turning up like a bunch of compliant sheep who like getting shitted on after this’. Then I thought ‘but we’ve spent the best part of four years letting this bloke disrespect us and our club without ever trying to give him a metaphoric kick in the balls’ and ‘every time anyone suggests a serious protest the response is it’ll make no difference so let’s do fuck all’ Does this make us stupid or loyal? Answers on a postcard to GetOutOfOurClubUFatCockneyBastard@St James Park. I think we're starting to become to protests what the scousers are to overwrought comedy grieving. Every fucking time there's a disappointing decision made there's an embarrassing period of boycoutt and protest talk which comes to nowt . The default position of a football fan is to be pissed off with their chairman. Enjoy the panto villain, go to games and sing nasty songs about him, but save the protest talk for when we're at the other end of the tabke or close to administration I wouldn’t call kicking KK out and getting relegated, renaming the ground and removing the name of the club from the East Stand disappointing. I’d call it an insult to the club and its supporters, and not the run of the mill stuff most owners indulge in. Not sure being fed a load of shit and having zero ambition could be classed as merely disappointing either. If you went to a restaurant and the waiter spat in your food would you class that as disappointing? All things that have happened st many other clubs tbh. Boycoutter's should be an object of scorn and ridicule, and pretty much are elsewhere. No problem whatsoever with anyone who has decided the fat cunt is taking no more money off them personally, but how many more times are we gonna have the charade of fans meeting up to wallow in self pity and then remembering there's fuck all we can do. Name one. For Kevin Keegan see Alan Curbishley at West Ham For Relegation see West Ham For renaming a stand see the Dr Martens stand....at West Ham

Not sure how it's devils advocate there? What is generally happening with the L7 displaced? Ok, specifically "fans meeting up to wallow in self pity" It’s a fair point HF. All this woe is me I’m going to stand up and piss off everybody in protest at being moved by the nasty FMA stuff, it looks a lot like wallowing in self pity? Surely supporters at other grounds have been moved and they don’t leave themselves open to scorn and ridicule by spitting their dummies out. See above. The minority that are being twats about it are doing no-one any favours...but they aren't organising meetings to discuss how many bedsheets it'll take to get the whole stadium stood up.

Not sure how it's devils advocate there? What is generally happening with the L7 displaced? Ok, specifically "fans meeting up to wallow in self pity" Think we're at crossed wires, I encourage anyone to moan and whinge either on here or in the stadium about anything that's pissing them off. My problem is the repeated attempts of people to organise protests that end up as damp squids (as CT might have once said). The peoples front of Judea and Judean Peoples front groups all over facebook and Twitter and meeting in the Irish Centre having not learned from the last 4 years of "organising". I've never endorsed any protest on behalf of L7 corner folk, nor have I said they have any right to stand and give shit to people behind them....I've just moaned about the move being forced onto us because I like it there and there's nowhere else to go. I've not been able to stand and I've got on with it.

Not sure how it's devils advocate there? What is generally happening with the L7 displaced?

Perhaps they’re right? Coming hot on heels of the fan pleasing end to the transfer window, I found myself thinking ‘replacing the club’s name on the east stand with a SD advert will surely be the last straw’ and other stupid thoughts like ‘this has to be the straw that finally stirs supporters in action' and ‘there’s no way we’ll carry on turning up like a bunch of compliant sheep who like getting shitted on after this’. Then I thought ‘but we’ve spent the best part of four years letting this bloke disrespect us and our club without ever trying to give him a metaphoric kick in the balls’ and ‘every time anyone suggests a serious protest the response is it’ll make no difference so let’s do fuck all’ Does this make us stupid or loyal? Answers on a postcard to GetOutOfOurClubUFatCockneyBastard@St James Park. I think we're starting to become to protests what the scousers are to overwrought comedy grieving. Every fucking time there's a disappointing decision made there's an embarrassing period of boycoutt and protest talk which comes to nowt . The default position of a football fan is to be pissed off with their chairman. Enjoy the panto villain, go to games and sing nasty songs about him, but save the protest talk for when we're at the other end of the tabke or close to administration I wouldn’t call kicking KK out and getting relegated, renaming the ground and removing the name of the club from the East Stand disappointing. I’d call it an insult to the club and its supporters, and not the run of the mill stuff most owners indulge in. Not sure being fed a load of shit and having zero ambition could be classed as merely disappointing either. If you went to a restaurant and the waiter spat in your food would you class that as disappointing? All things that have happened st many other clubs tbh. Boycoutter's should be an object of scorn and ridicule, and pretty much are elsewhere. No problem whatsoever with anyone who has decided the fat cunt is taking no more money off them personally, but how many more times are we gonna have the charade of fans meeting up to wallow in self pity and then remembering there's fuck all we can do.

Perhaps they’re right? Coming hot on heels of the fan pleasing end to the transfer window, I found myself thinking ‘replacing the club’s name on the east stand with a SD advert will surely be the last straw’ and other stupid thoughts like ‘this has to be the straw that finally stirs supporters in action' and ‘there’s no way we’ll carry on turning up like a bunch of compliant sheep who like getting shitted on after this’. Then I thought ‘but we’ve spent the best part of four years letting this bloke disrespect us and our club without ever trying to give him a metaphoric kick in the balls’ and ‘every time anyone suggests a serious protest the response is it’ll make no difference so let’s do fuck all’ Does this make us stupid or loyal? Answers on a postcard to GetOutOfOurClubUFatCockneyBastard@St James Park. I think we're starting to become to protests what the scousers are to overwrought comedy grieving. Every fucking time there's a disappointing decision made there's an embarrassing period of boycoutt and protest talk which comes to nowt . The default position of a football fan is to be pissed off with their chairman. Enjoy the panto villain, go to games and sing nasty songs about him, but save the protest talk for when we're at the other end of the tabke or close to administration

Assumed it was a fictional footballer passing on stories the paper don't want to put a name to.

Tosser. But hey, we spent one hundredth of his transfer fee this summer.

I just raped and killed a prostitute on gta3 Hope the local constabulary don't find out.

The Story of Film by Mark Cousins. He's the bloke that used to present Scene by Scene and Moviedrome. Cracking read like. Book's been made into a 12 part series. Starts Saturday on more4. Cannit wait.

we will not make knee-jerk decisions at the last-minute which are not in the best interests of the club. Nor will we make considered decisions at the first-minute which are in the best interests of the club.

I see no difference in Ashley lending the money or a bank lending the money other than it being interest free. At the end of the day the clubs still owes money be it to Ashley or the bank. That debt is on the club regardless. Its at the same sitation with Chelsea. The club owes Abramoivch £739.5 Mil and should he wish for the money to be paid back the club would only have 18 months with which to do it. Scary thought. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...and-rising.html If you can't manage payments to a bank your business could fold, but he's not likely to foreclose on himself in order to recoup whatever proportion of his loans he can. The loans are there purely as security if someone appears who is willing to buy.....then it becomes a problem....if they can't afford to pay it off in full. We should also remember that in order to recoup his losses Ashley would have to turn a £30m profit every season for a decade. He's yet to get a penny back. I don't think there's anything more sinister at play than stopping the debt spiralling following his own incompetence costing the club another 40 - 50 million.

As I see it, the Glazers robbed Peter to pay Paul. Ashley robbed himself to pay himself so it's immaterial whether he leaves the purchase price sized hole in his company or in his own current account, he wants it back sooner or later. Can't really tell if he'll take out the profit until we turn a profit.

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Angry Steve 23/06/11 - Dan Gosling will not play more than 90 mins (total) of competitive football for the first team before Halloween. Ant 21/06/11 - We wont sign any single player for a double figure transfer fee as long as Ashley is here. 22/08/11 - if we don't sign a decent striker by the end of the window we will score 25 or less by Christmas. Ayatollah Hermione 04/07/11 - If Sunderland beat us at the SOL this year, I'll get that new awful home top with Ameobi 23 on the back of it. We won one nil Chez 07/06/11 - We'll have a better playing staff at the start of next season. It was agreed we did. Christmas Tree 29/05/11 - Spurs are finished. They are on the way down with no CL money. They'll finish below us next season. 30/05/11 - Barton wont play for us again Barton played against Arsenal on the opening day. 04/07/11 - Joey Barton to be Captain Coloccini announced 08/07 04/07/11 - There will be lots of transfer activity this week. Nobody was signed. 17/08/11 - CT denies predicting the above. He predicts HF could prove him wrong. HF proved him wrong the same day Typically, CT's official predictions on Barton contradicted each other, even before they were proved either way. CleeToonFan 05/06/11 - We will beat Sunderland twice next season without letting in a single goal - On target Cunterhead 18/08/11 - From October we will never be in the top ten all season. Dr Gloom 29/05/11 - pardew sacked before christmas after a holocaust of a start to the season Ewerk 04/07/11 - I predict we will sign one £10m+ player in this transfer window. We never Fish 29/05/11 - 15th @ Xmas 29/05/11 - 13th @ final day Gejon 04/06/11 - I will eat my own bollocks if Nolan signs for West Ham this summer Nolan Signed on 16/06 Happy Face 30/05/11 - Pardew won't be sacked this season. Irrespective of performance. 22/06/11 - We won't finish any higher than we did in 10/11 in 11/12 Jamie_Gordon 25/05/11 - BEN ARFA will be number 10 next season He is, not sure when it was announced JawD 04/07/11 - we wont spend the £35M on players, including wages or not (not taking into account outgoing players as well) We didn't. JonTheMag 18/08/11 - Cabaye will have at least 7 assists. 18/08/11 - We won't have a single player score more than 10 goals. 18/08/11 - Ben Arfa will make less than 15 league appearances. 18/08/11 - Nile Ranger will spend some time this season at another club, either on loan or as a transfer. 18/08/11 - By the end of the season, at least half of our starting 11 will speak French. 18/08/11 - We will make it to the semi-finals of a Cup. 18/08/11 - Lovenkrands and Best will be our starting forwards for at least one league game. 18/08/11 - Vuckic, Ferguson, and Sammy Ameobi will score their first Premier League goals for us this season. Ranger will not. Jusoda Kid 04/07/11 - we'll be lucky to spend ten million of the AC money We didn't Kitman 17/08/11 - Pardoo will be gone by xmas. LeazesMag 22/06/11 - We won't finish any higher than we did in 10/11 under Mike Ashley McFaul 30/03/11 - Turnover will be at least £95m this season without any doubt, the profit will be between £8m and £15m, I'll bet you now. 21/06/11 - Chelsea will win the league by at least 6 points. 21/06/11 - Newcastle will sign someone like Woodgate but not necessarily him, but over 30 as back up before 1/9/11. We didn't 21/06/11 - Argentina will win every game they play in the Copa America in 90 minutes. They won 1 out of 4. Knocked out in the QF. 21/06/11 - We'll have signed 8 players between 31/5/11 and 1/9/11. Cabaye, Ba, Marveaux, Abeid, Obertan, Santon, Elliot 21/06/11 - When this window closes Nile Ranger will be at a club within 50 miles of London, possibly someone like Brighton or Watford, and in the near future will fall foul of the law. Still at Newcastle when the window closed, but been in the naughty chair for bruising some fella's chin. 21/06/11 - Mackems will beat us at SOS in August. We won one nil Papa Lazaru 22/06/11 - We won't be relegated 22/06/11 - We'll have a better home record than last season (more points/more wins) 22/06/11 - We won't win more games away than last season 22/06/11 - At least one of the new singings will be injured pre-season and miss the big kick off (i know this is a no brainer to be fair!) Only Ben Arfa was unavailable for selection on the opening day. 22/06/11 - Not including Neil Taylor we will sign at least two more players that aren't free Obertan and Santon. PaulR9 04/06/11 - Nolan has agreed a deal to join West Ham He signed on 16/06 Peasepud 06/06/11 - if we spend over £10m on one player I'll run round the Strawberry naked We didn't. 06/06/11 - bottom 3 by Christmas Sammynb 04/07/11 - More than one of Enrique, Tiote, Colo or Jonas will be sold within 12 months. 04/07/11 - At least one resulting in "to late to find a replacement" and "an offer to good to turn down" statements. StoneColdStephenIreland 04/07/11 - Whoever gets appointed captain at the start of the season (Coloccini) to be sold by September 1st Still here. 16/08/11 - Barton to be gone by the end of the transfer window Gone 16/08/11 - sign no players before the upcoming Mackem game. None signed Tiote's Nutz 30/05/11 - We will spend 20mil plus [in the summer window] £300k wasn't it? 22/06/11 - We'll finish 7th and win the FA Cup TicTacWoe 03/07/11 - Wenger's last season as Arsenal manager. ToonMarshy 18/08/11 - Barton joining Nolan at West Ham before the end of this window Close but no cigar...QPR Plenty of updates. Who else did we sign btw Stevie, that makes you think you should have that one?

I understand that, but I cant be arsed to get into drama mode just yet. Maybe if the situations the same come the first game of the season. Why are you still being a thick fucking cunt now that none of the money had been spent? If you can't stick with what you said previously You're a wum fuckwit. Oh dear, Pissed on holiday I think we have new personnel to drama queen. We havent got a new striker, nobodys happy about that. But we have got some very good players in. Off to bed with you. Sober as a judge, but if I was pissed, i'd be sober in the morning you'd still be a fucking arsehole. None of the Carroll money spent at all and you're still giving it the twatty twist, despite saying yourself he'd be a cunt to spend none of it. You're a shambles man. Stop embarrassing yourself. The twatty twist! t Saying that the world has stopped because we didnt get a striker....Give over. If we'd signed a striker, most including me would have put it down as a fairly decent window. You and a few others wouldnt, because for you it was all about 35 mill or nowt. Some of us have moved on and live in the real world. Some of us would be delighted if they had spent it all as they said at the time, but I think we've all known for quite some time that wasnt going to be the case. You can cry in your pillow all night about a striker we havent signed. I'm disappointed but tomorrow we will still have 7 points, Cabaye, Marveaux, Santon, Ba, Obertan, Albeid etc. Honestly your acting like a sad act. Nobodys saying they are great, nobody's happy we haven't signed a striker. Since you've said there that signing ANY other strikers would have made it fairly decent (at best) you'll agree its been a totally wasted opportunity given that we haven't done that. No disagreement from me there. Its a major disappointment. But that doesnt mean I think we are suddenly doomed or feel the need to start relegation threads! ffs I've only just got a season ticket back again. I've not started any relegation threads. All I've done is throw your own posts back at you. You're the daft bastard disagreeing with the 3 months younger CT.

My fault the letterings coming down now? No, but do you agree mike ashley is a cunt?

Perfect timing. Utter cunts At least they've left the rest of the east stand up though eh CT?

I understand that, but I cant be arsed to get into drama mode just yet. Maybe if the situations the same come the first game of the season. Why are you still being a thick fucking cunt now that none of the money had been spent? If you can't stick with what you said previously You're a wum fuckwit. Oh dear, Pissed on holiday I think we have new personnel to drama queen. We havent got a new striker, nobodys happy about that. But we have got some very good players in. Off to bed with you. Sober as a judge, but if I was pissed, i'd be sober in the morning you'd still be a fucking arsehole. None of the Carroll money spent at all and you're still giving it the twatty twist, despite saying yourself he'd be a cunt to spend none of it. You're a shambles man. Stop embarrassing yourself. The twatty twist! Saying that the world has stopped because we didnt get a striker....Give over. If we'd signed a striker, most including me would have put it down as a fairly decent window. You and a few others wouldnt, because for you it was all about 35 mill or nowt. Some of us have moved on and live in the real world. Some of us would be delighted if they had spent it all as they said at the time, but I think we've all known for quite some time that wasnt going to be the case. You can cry in your pillow all night about a striker we havent signed. I'm disappointed but tomorrow we will still have 7 points, Cabaye, Marveaux, Santon, Ba, Obertan, Albeid etc. Honestly your acting like a sad act. Nobodys saying they are great, nobody's happy we haven't signed a striker. Since you've said there that signing ANY other strikers would have made it fairly decent (at best) you'll agree its been a totally wasted opportunity given that we haven't done that.

I understand that, but I cant be arsed to get into drama mode just yet. Maybe if the situations the same come the first game of the season. Why are you still being a thick fucking cunt now that none of the money had been spent? If you can't stick with what you said previously You're a wum fuckwit. Oh dear, Pissed on holiday I think we have new personnel to drama queen. We havent got a new striker, nobodys happy about that. But we have got some very good players in. Off to bed with you. Sober as a judge, but if I was pissed, i'd be sober in the morning you'd still be a fucking arsehole. None of the Carroll money spent at all and you're still giving it the twatty twist, despite saying yourself he'd be a cunt to spend none of it. You're a shambles man. Stop embarrassing yourself.

I understand that, but I cant be arsed to get into drama mode just yet. Maybe if the situations the same come the first game of the season. Why are you still being a thick fucking cunt now that none of the money had been spent? If you can't stick with what you said previously You're a wum fuckwit.