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Dave Prentis, general secretary of Unison, said: "Clarkson's comments on The One Show were totally outrageous, and they cannot be tolerated. "An apology is not enough - we are calling on the BBC to sack Jeremy Clarkson immediately. Utter shit. An apology is perfect. Fine to sack him for something worthy, but at a time when the BBC is struggling for money across the board, when they're cuttting costs by moving most broadcasts away from the capital, when they can't afford to send presenters to the Euro's and still get pressure to take less license fee money....the same people that want them to be self sufficient are pushing to fuck over one of the biggest earning shows on the channel in terms of international sales. On the back of a shit joke. Mental.

Lovely with a mature cheddar.

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Noticed on Oddschecker that Bob Bradley's odds are shorter. Saying that, Lee Clark's are shorter than the pair of them and I can't see that.

The bloke should be shot the jibbering wanker! Jezza?

You share a birthday with my goddaughter...and your hair is much prettier. Happy Birthday chap

He was speaking as a guest, not a presenter and so has done nothing to get him sacked. Asking for someone to be shot? Not really right is it? http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=20943&st=0&p=519599entry519599 Reported

Sounds like you're happy with 2 transfer windows out of 10. As they say, a stopped clock gets it right twice a day.

Unsurprising he stuck with the principle that got him more money, but not the one for a better class of football.

Barton wasn't willing to accept any move that involved a fee. At least that's what he tweeted.

Despite that being EXACTLY what Llambias has done to deflect Barton's criticism this week in an official statement? I'm not dreaming up awful scenario's for individuals undeserving of cynicism here. They boast about how "horrible" they are and give us examples of it repeatedly. Seem to remember a charity making a request to put on a fundraising drive on a matchday last year which the club were cunts about and steadfastly refused, then they were arseholes about the Entertainers game. Seems to me they'll embrace the things fans feel passionate about only when it suits their interests.

if you've constantly got your nob out in park toilets you're gonna catch a chill. It just goes with the territory.

Been for a read of the faqs... our Pay Monthly terms and conditions allow us to increase charges by up to the RPI figure in any 12 month period. The increase in the price plan charges is less than the 5.4% rate of inflation as measured by the Retail Price Index (RPI) in October 2011. We can increase prices at any time on giving proper notice. In this case, the increase is less than the current rate of inflation and our terms and conditions state that we can do this without giving you the right to cancel your contract without paying the disconnection fee. It's a fucking disgrace.

I'm halfway through a 2 year contract. Orange sent me a text today to let me know they're hiking my price plan by 5%. Cheeky twots. Can they do that?

Not a big fan of Clarkson, Ross or Brand. But winds me up that people like Emma Kennedy* were fully supportive of the latter 2 and are now throwing a total blobstrop on Twitter because they're offended this time. There's page after page on here of people saying who should be shot... http://www.toontasti...ch&fromsearch=1 No-one gets offended. *EDIT: - especially when she's done work on As It Occurs To Me, a podcast show which came in the wake of Sachsgate with an aim of being unedited and as offensive as they wanted.

Looks like he'll get the Ross treatment. Fucking ridiculous people can't take a joke.

I don't think we will protest at all. And I don't think we would have on Saturday. There'll just be a bit of singing about St James Park. Can't know if Bobby Robson would have got an opera singer and an East Stand salute if he'd died during the season, but I'm not the first to express surprise at the extent of the official plans for paying respect to Speed.

The prick in me can't help but wonder how happy they are that the fans will be too respectful of Speed to make a fuss about the stadium name....or if they do, it won't be the top story of fan involvement on the day. You're really plunging the depths there, pathetic in a way. “You guys don’t ­understand how f****** ­horrible we can be.”

Why were you dreaming about him then?

Good work double O pisshead.

Llambias jumping on the chance to string the story out and get sports direct a bit more press. Priorities pretty clear.

The cynic in me can't help but wonder how happy they are that the fans will be too respectful of Speed to make a fuss about the stadium name....or if they do, it won't be the top story of fan involvement on the day.

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Which is what the occupy crowd realise and demonstrate against...but they get shorter shrift than the union strikers trying to engage a corrupt government. Staying in and watching I'm a celebrity is the least bother and gets least criticism, so that's probably the best bet.

You mean "Political correctness has gone mad"? Reminds me of the new partridge book where he takes a page to explain the weight of thousands of straws dragging him down, until the weight of a single straw on top of that became too much for him to manage, and he blew. Like he was oblivious to the famous phrase.