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....and did anyone else count how many touches Ben arfa had before his cross. It was 11. All with his left foot. A wank is in order, I think.

I've got to get out of bed and go to me mams in a bit, do some chores for her. I love the dear woman, but I'm not looking forward to it.

Well, its not semantics, its facts

4th is in the bag. Hoping for third.

He's worth £1.6b He's not spent 400m

Ill and elated

That's not right is it?

Fingers crossed.

A bit like Wigan in that respect.

He believes in transparency of government and freedom of information yet he still lives in England. What a cunt. So do you not believe in transparency of government and freedom of information? Do you disagree with the actual content of the show? Are you saying he's being censored here?

You got the remix album - Dross Glopp? It's on Spotify. The Alchemist has a good go at that one. Remixes from The Field and Shabbazz Palaces are top notch too.

The forum bully now giving it large to the autistic. You're dead after the bell.

I've got it recorded. I'm already worried about watching next week on Dementia. One of the saddest things I've ever seen was a documentary about a woman looking after her husband with dementia. He was completely gone nearly all the time, but he would have an odd 30 seconds where he was lucid and they could connect, then he would just be gone again. Sometimes he would realise he had hurt her or what a burden he was to her and would be in tears. Absolutely horrendous. It's a bit of a slog like. Theroux seems totally lost with the kids and ends up saying stuff like the above, asking for high fives, doing a little dance for them or chasing them around the house trying to convince them to sit down and play dominoes with him. All the complete wacko's he's interviewed and I've never seen him look so uncomfortable. He's more at ease with the parents, but there's no great surprises from them. It's very hard and very sad, what more can you say?

Anyone see Louis Theroux last night? When he asked an autistic teenage lad who was clearly gay if he wanted a hug and the lad pulled a face and gave it "ew! I'm not gay!". Louis was just being nice cos the lad seemed nervous, pretty sad he had such a complex about it jumped straight onto the defense.

What's obscene about opposing Russian foreign policy on Russian state TV?

You got the remix album - Dross Glopp? It's on Spotify. The Alchemist has a good go at that one. Remixes from The Field and Shabbazz Palaces are top notch too.

Did you read the article? Anderson Cooper has you just where he wants you. Lamenting Mr Winehouse and how he'll survive without his daughters income.

Vid or stfu. How would a vid prove anything? Could be anyone's exhaust.

Imagine Steve Bruce's face in 3d, it would still be 2d.

I've had a 4 foot pipe with a camera on the end up my arse. True story.

Gunther wannit?

James M Cain is great. I like noir fiction anyway but it's normally from the pov of the hardboiled detective whereas Cain does it (usually) from the criminal's side. Disappointed the Kindle joblot I got only has one of his on. I'll need to find more. Didn't realise that Mildred Pierce was by the same fella, I had no interest in the Kate Winslet TV version but think I'll give it a go now.

Maybe we could cure black too. Not quite the same but nice avoidance. What's the difference?

Clearly you prefer interviews with Amy Winehouse's dad to pass for your news.