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Here you are ct, I'll play, wor kids set up.

I'm Missing Man U (H)

It's mental. Half the teams entering qualification will go to the finals. Arguably fair enough for the world cup to grow. Cos there 200+ countries going for it. But there's only 17 countries in Europe with populations over 10m...16 whittled it down perfect.

Assume that's an rtg plant of a story.

Best memory? In a room with another bloke working up a stem on?

I trust CT

Noticeable lack of quotes around the word "comedy" there.

Asking who the best commentator is is like asking what the best reason for a hospital visit is. Over 2 hours of unscripted tv everyone is bound to spout some utter garbage, but I prefer Green's shouty criticism to Tyldsley's sycophantic reminiscing.

Spent my first few years standing in the Gallowgate but only ever sat in there two or three times. Seem to remember seats almost as crippling as the East Stand . It's a MUCH better view of the stadium like. I won't miss that frigging roof sign.

First time in ten year I won't be sat in the Leazes next season. Wanted to move closer to the atmosphere and been told 7 of us can get our seats in the Gallowgate next to the strawberry corner. I've highlighted us yellow... Anyone nearby know if that's close enough to have a sing song? Is it as shit as it's supposed to be to get served a pint?

They've got lights up all down the coast telling me to expect delays to my journey tomorrow afternoon. Who the fuck is it daft enough to travel to watch some no-mark run past them holding aloft a portable gas stove?

Spent my birthday money on a pair of Kurt Geigers, a pair of Adidas, a T-shirt and Jeans.

El-P - Cancer 4 The Cure Death Grips - The Money Store Ab Soul - Control System Apollo Brown - Trophies Big K.R.I.T. - Live from the Underground BADBADNOTGOOD - BBNG2 Killer Mike has got me hankering for more quality rap.

I don't know how this will be split, but 70% of this years TV money would be an additional £38m per year.

Doesn't seem too far fetched to me....and Portugal always look like shooting themselves in the foot.

Can't the dutch still qualify with a big win in the last game?

http://www.bbc.co.uk...siness-18430036 An unbelievable deal considering it was expected to plateau. Ashley will be jizzing all over.

Cheers. At bastard work.

Nah, Instagram is no worse than FB or Twitter, and they aren't too bad once you set the update interval to your liking. I remember Whatsapp being a right fat bastard of an app before too.

I don't think work are screwing you over so much as avoiding being screwed over. Shortest route on Google is a brilliant way to keep people honest, despite the very limited occasions when a longer drive might save time.

I've been keeping an eye on battery usage today and it seems to be the same as normal. I was worried because it's pretty bloody fast, so I assumed being web based it must be constantly checking for messages to report (a thing that's also shite about mobile Twitter/Facebook/Instagram type options, even on 5 minutely updates). ....I just checked and it was January that it changed to a push service rather than pull....hence no checks required and a healthy phone just waiting for messages to land. http://forums.crackb...anymore-689053/

Whatsapp announced in March that it hit 2 Billion text message per day volume – just five months after it smashed through the 1 Billion daily volume barrier. Rivals like Pinger talk about that kind of volume on a monthly – not daily – basis. There is now a sense that Whatsapp may be pulling ahead of the text message app pack. http://www.forbes.com/sites/terokuittinen/2012/03/27/the-apple-whatsapp-messaging-juggernaut/

Aye. Had it on my HTC before and deleted it because not many other contacts available. Like Draw Something though, it seems to be on the way to the tipping point....among my circle anyway. The group messaging is great, I've hardly done any work today cos it's like I'm in the pub. Wheras before you'd only have half your mates on Twitter, half on Facebook, half on Iphones, this can cut through all that shite.

Free now. A lot of people seem to be going with it, even on the apple store, even with iMessage available now. Much better option than iMessage, being cross Platform.