Happy Face

I'm not tight at all. I buy a few Cullercoats coffees a week and am on my 3rd carry out of the weekend tonight. I'm the first to buy a round and make sure I only leave after getting another round in. £80 a month on coffee is beyond profligate though. Anyone doing that while mortgaged up wants shooting.

"Are cable TV and Starbucks worth having two income earners each work an extra eight years for???" There isn't a day goes by I don't look at people at work on less than me who buy 2 x £2+ coffees a day and wonder what makes them value a drink at over £1000 of their take home pay. Barn pots.

That's why he's winning thinnest skinned

Parky had made his mind up before seeing it though, so he had to emphasise the bits that confirmed his prejudice.

Funniest: HMHM & Gemmil Favorite thread: Paul Dummet Best new contributer: Rayvin Nemesis: Toonotl Biggest Miss: Stevie Biggest racist left: Renton Considerably richer than you-est: Chez

Total Poster 20 ewerk 18 Kevin Carr's Gloves 17 Anorthernsoul 17 Happy Face 16 OTF 15 Tom 15 wykikitoon 14 acrossthepond 14 Ant 14 The Fish 13 Dougle 13 Howay 13 StoneColdStephenIreland 13 strawb 12 Rayvin 12 scoobos 11 David Kelly 11 MiddleAgeCool 10 @yourservice 10 barnabox 10 ChezGiven 10 ohhh_yeah 9 Dr Gloom 9 Monkeys Fist 9 rogerbarton 8 Andrew 8 TheGingerQuiff 8 ToonMarshy 8 zico martin 7 Holden McGroin 7 Renton 7 tooner 6 Jintsay 6 Kitman 6 McFaul 5 Christmas Tree 5 gpirlo68 5 jonasjuice 5 SpartaFC 5 trophyshy 4 sammynb 3 247 3 Ausman 2 aimaad22 2 vimalraja

NUFC to Score 2 - wykikitoon, StoneColdStephenIreland, Dr Gloom NUFC to Concede 1 - Anorthernsoul, OTF, acrossthepond, ToonMarshy, David Kelly, ChezGiven

Total Poster 20 ewerk 18 Kevin Carr's Gloves 17 Happy Face 16 Anorthernsoul 15 OTF 15 Tom 14 Ant 14 The Fish 14 wykikitoon 13 acrossthepond 13 Dougle 13 Howay 13 strawb 12 Rayvin 12 scoobos 12 StoneColdStephenIreland 11 MiddleAgeCool 10 @yourservice 10 barnabox 10 David Kelly 10 ohhh_yeah 9 ChezGiven 9 Monkeys Fist 9 rogerbarton 8 Andrew 8 Dr Gloom 8 TheGingerQuiff 8 zico martin 7 Holden McGroin 7 Renton 7 tooner 7 ToonMarshy 6 Jintsay 6 Kitman 6 McFaul 5 Christmas Tree 5 gpirlo68 5 jonasjuice 5 SpartaFC 5 trophyshy 4 sammynb 3 247 3 Ausman 2 aimaad22 2 vimalraja 1 AJack 1 angrysteve 1 arc89 1 Bryn5 1 Geordie1973 1 holycrosser 1 JonGoodwyn 1 Monroe Transfer 1 PaddockLad 1 The Mighty Hog

NUFC TO SCORE 0 - sammynb 1 - aimaad22, ewerk, Kevin Carr's Gloves, barnabox, Holden McGroin, Renton 2 - Dr Gloom, StoneColdStephenIreland, acrossthepond, The Fish, Ant, Anorthernsoul, LooneyToony 3 - Rayvin, Andrew, zico martin, SpartaFC, OTF, rogerbarton, David Kelly, Kitman, @yourservice 4+ - wykikitoon, Howay, Happy Face, MiddleAgeCool, strawb, ohhh_yeah, scoobos, Tom, Monkeys Fist NUFC TO CONCEDE 0 - Andrew, wykikitoon, Dr Gloom, Howay, aimaad22, OTF, rogerbarton, Happy Face, MiddleAgeCool, The Fish, strawb, ewerk, Kevin Carr's Gloves, Anorthernsoul, scoobos, Tom, Monkeys Fist, LooneyToony 1 - Rayvin, zico martin, StoneColdStephenIreland, SpartaFC, acrossthepond, Ant, David Kelly, barnabox, Kitman, ohhh_yeah, Holden McGroin, Renton 2 - sammynb, @yourservice

NUFC TO SCORE 0 - sammynb 1 - aimaad22, ewerk, Kevin Carr's Gloves, barnabox, Holden McGroin, Renton 2 - Dr Gloom, StoneColdStephenIreland, acrossthepond, The Fish, Ant, Anorthernsoul, LooneyToony 3 - Rayvin, Andrew, zico martin, SpartaFC, OTF, rogerbarton, David Kelly, Kitman, @yourservice 4+ - wykikitoon, Howay, Happy Face, MiddleAgeCool, strawb, ohhh_yeah, scoobos, Tom, Monkeys Fist NUFC TO CONCEDE 0 - Andrew, wykikitoon, Dr Gloom, Howay, aimaad22, OTF, rogerbarton, Happy Face, MiddleAgeCool, The Fish, strawb, ewerk, Kevin Carr's Gloves, Anorthernsoul, scoobos, Tom, Monkeys Fist, LooneyToony 1 - Rayvin, zico martin, StoneColdStephenIreland, SpartaFC, acrossthepond, Ant, David Kelly, barnabox, Kitman, ohhh_yeah, Holden McGroin, Renton 2 - sammynb, @yourservice

why did you leave goals scored/conceded out, when you have them in the data?

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1T7fzTagEErb7MYb5ASrY5DYoQKHcBA6gMQPhFnNuVs8/edit?usp=sharing

Should have just DM'd you with it tbh. Knew you'd be the only one.

Sounds like a mint lift that man!

So I'm paying her wages to play on Twitter? PRIVATISE!

"Fish has had a good year and always tries his hardest, but needs to concentrate more on his work and less on being a comedian"

Chris or Craig?

We don't have a thread for him! He's live on Periscope right now giving a fascinating interview.. https://www.periscope.tv/PardonSnowden/1vOxwgnXeYLxB# He also did a 50 minute in depth inteview last week that covered every criticism he has faced. Well worth watching... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHkJF5hMDvg

I make my stats too contrived for anyone to be arsed to check the working

And the worst 100

I've done a league of premier league finishes. So, Chelsea top the league with their 95 point winning team of 04/05 that conceded the fewest goals in premier league history (15) Derby 07/08 come in 486th with their paltry 11 points. You can reorder the table by different criteria, look at a summary tab for each teams totals/averages or copy into your own sheet and manipulate as you like. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Nn_H2Hw5fUxhCSva2fEKG3TFPnzBKfqjAwSBOMMl57g/edit#gid=0 These are which clubs have most of the 100 best finishes... A little surprised we're still above Spurs on there.

Prefer not to buy 2 left backs. Fine as cover.

Woah, Mr Bipolar, If we're absolving them we can't condemn them in the next breath.