Happy Face

On the bright side, it'll settle the up till now theoretical argument as to whether we have good enough cover.

Written in reverse - Spoon An open letter to NYC - Beastie Boys Wooly bully - Sam the sham Horn Intro - Modest Mouse Crown on the ground - sleigh bells Harder than you think - public enemy (pre dating the paralympics) Whatever you want - status quo Superstition - Stevie Wonder Surfin bird - the trashmen A message to you Rudy - the specials Dead flowers - townes van zandt Hash pipe - Weezer Like to pick out the good parts with Ringdroid.

Not at all, just a Seinfeld freak so it popped straight into my head.

I suppose a pimp doesn't have to bang his girls.

My Nanna would say she didn't see the need for all this PC malarkey, she just needed royal mail, a landline, a telly and a clock. Her gran just needed the wireless, a homing pigeon and the church bells. Surely a web designer should be at the cutting edge....and VERY keen to get into app design?

Cheers, and yeah, the relief of "just" an aneurysm is palpable when you're thinking cancer or summat. Just heard he's off to the RVI at 4.30 today so the wheels are in motion.

Will do cheers. He's still cracking jokes on Facetube and smiling through it....the legend that he is.

My life couldn't be better otherwise tbf....completed on our new house last week, getting married in 4 weeks, off on a month long honeymoon after, then time to start making babies it's all coming together nicely all at once with all the improvements in the above situations...hence "reason to be cheerful".

Remembered, it's Seinfeld...

What film is that off?

Since you ask.... 1. My brother (some of you know him, Stu, Lanky Bell Wipe) has had worsening hearing and balance problems for the past 5 years. He's been almost totally deaf for a year or so at least and last weekend his balance got so bad he couldn't walk. Wheelchair for him since then. The docs have always said they couldn't halt his worsening condition, but following an MRI earlier in the week they have found an aneurysm, and we're hoping something can be done. He's been in ST hospital all week and is waiting to go to the RVI to see a neuro-surgeon, so fingers are crossed. 2. My mother who has not been able to leave the house in 3 years and has been in hospital for 2 months is due her 3rd (and hopefully final) operation soon, so fingers are crossed. 3. The property that they had joint ownership of, which I was lumbered with managing as an empty money drain, and which I asked for advice about on here 2 years ago when it had already sold at auction but could not complete, is finally off our hands completely after a long and infuriating legal battle. Money going into their bank today. Been laughing with the family that most people would see our current situation as bloody depressing, but it feels like we're coming out the end of a very long dark tunnel at the moment.....touch wood with fingers crossed.

Me winding him up? Is that a joke? I had to block him for his patter weeks ago when he refused to tone it down or go to DM.....weeks later he was still attempting to spam me (I don't think he understands Twitter...bless him) with a batshit crazy stream of consciounce bollocks like this, which I knew nowt about until it was drawn to my attention by one of his few followers.... 5 Sep LeazesMag ‏@Leazes_Mag @bigchrisholt #toontastic no reply ? Instead happy face blocks me, what is he hiding ? Toontastic mods no better than Newcastle Online 5 Sep LeazesMag ‏@Leazes_Mag @Leazes_Mag @bigchrisholt no reply ? No better than Newcastle Online. Pathetic. Toontastic is run for 4-5 of their friends, confirmed 23h LeazesMag ‏@Leazes_Mag @Ant__M @bigchrisholt do you do stats to show how much of a clueless cunt some people are about NUFC ? And about how many times your 4-5 23h LeazesMag ‏@Leazes_Mag @Ant__M @bigchrisholt friends on toontastic are allowed to stalk people and fuck all is said to them ? What I say stands. I've been right 23h LeazesMag ‏@Leazes_Mag @Ant__M @bigchrisholt all along about NUFC and Ashley while you and the other wankers banned me because you didn't agree. You're 23h LeazesMag ‏@Leazes_Mag @Ant__M @bigchrisholt pathetic and a big baby just like Newcastle Online and taking toontastic down the same route. 23h LeazesMag ‏@Leazes_Mag @bigchrisholt so what do you have to hide, or are you going to reply instead of behaving like a big baby Chris ? Felt sorry for the lad shouting at the sky, so I set up a new account to discuss it with him (don't want this shit on my public timeline) and ended up giving him an hour of the attention he craves. He's not one to listen to reason though. I'll just leave him screaming at the sun in anger about why the online world hates him so much in future. No helping him.

Gave it one listen through, some canny laughs, good to hear a bit of anger from him again too. Just watrched the video for the single too. Was horrified by the first minute, then very amused by the violent turn. Love his gang too

Did he not get done for his homophobic tweets before? http://www.newsletter.co.uk/sport/knight-sparks-twitter-outrage-1-3824454

Doesn't really bother me as I stopped reading the chronicle football a few years ago. Don't read the chronicle and don't follow him on Twitter, don't retweet his articles or post links to them here. 90% of The Chronicle readership is for the football, they'd sharp get rid of him if people weren't buying the paper or visiting the website.

Doc can give you pills to clear it but make sure you wash your vagina regularly.

Trying not to read anything until I have an hour to listen to it.

Guess it's the Sunderland trilogy.... https://twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/243297726463361025 https://twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/243299941630480384 https://twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/243016253743190016

Wrong again Travis, we love our new seats.

I think thee are a few. I didn't for one.

Van Der Vaart was 2 years into a 4 year deal at the age of 29. And has been replaced. Modric had been at Spurs for 4 years and they staved off massive interested and big money offers last season to keep him for another season. Like Ronalso at Man U, player power comes to the fore when the want a move, but steps can be taken to ensure a departure is on the clubs terms, and his presence for that extra year is what Spurs fans will have appreciated as they looked like title contenders and finished in the champions league places (though they got mugged out off the reward). This year they've had to sell him, but they have spent all the money they received on a replacement. Spurs fans won't be happy to lose him, but they cannot complain that the club have not done all they can to get the best players they can onto the pitch without delay. Cabaye is one year into a five year deal and Tiote is a little over one year into a six and a half year deal. There is no reason to cash in on either player at the moment. Obviously some people worried that we would do following the Carroll deal, as he had just signed a contract too, but nobody was unhappy with the Carroll sale at that price. You'll do well to find anyone that said his sale wasn't in our interests. The problem people had with that deal was that unlike Spurs, we sold him in the dying hours of a window and had no replacement to bring in. People weren't even particularly angry about that, it was the next window coming and going without a new striker being signed that really wound people up. Cisse's arrival came a year after the gap was left. So, Spurs fans can be more enthused that when their best players leave, they have talented cover lined up and ready to go. We can be somewhat relieved that we don't face the situation whereby Tiote and/or Cabaye have been sold and there's no replacement. But that should never be a situation we find oursleves in anyway. The fact we have previously is a total piss take. Perhaps when they've been at Newcastle a few more years and performed consistently (I seem to remember periods last year when "Cabaye or Guthrie?" was discussed seriously) and start asking for moves, then we can be enthused that the club busts a gut to hold onto them....like Spurs did with Modric.

Can't find it, must have been a brain fart and meant CBs though. I'm sure you're not suggesting we're better without Colo (beat Spurs) than without (lose to chelsea, draw with Villa). It would be nonsense. Whatever results the team get on certain days doesn't alter the fact we still have the championship standard replacements for Bassong and Beye from back in the day, as back up for the European push as we supposedly move onwards and upwards. We've improved almost everywhere else on the park. Of course there are no rules on reinvesting. But the fact we have those championship players on our bench rather than reinvesting, while other clubs around us ALL replace what they've lost with enthusiasm is what makes for the disheartening viewpoint of Stevie, Simon Bird, me and many other fans.

All achieved with Captain Coloccini playing 35 games a season year on year. It's a gamble that's been paying off. Who knows, he might manage another 35+ and it'll pay off this year too. Or he might snap a leg and we'll fall apart completely at the back....worse than the occasional 4 and 5 goal demolitions Stevie mentioned.

Pardew Out?

That's possibly my worst analogy ever btw. Never been prouder