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Isn't an iPad mini a touch? The one we won has sat unused in a drawer for 3 years cos there is no reason whatsoever to use it over our phones.

The debates stage show.... http://m.guardiannews.com/commentisfree/2012/oct/16/presidential-debate-issues?cat=commentisfree&type=article

Not a bad review from the telegraph.... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/9618610/Hebburn-BBC-Two-review.html

Just had meatloaf for the first time. The garlic mash was nicer but still, not a bad portion of reshaped (60%) meat product.

Which policies

We went to a bar for our tea last night and there must have been over a hundred people in there gathered around TV's taking huge interest in silent respect. Can't imagine it happening in Yateseys back home. Don't think the yanks appreciated the laughter coming from our table. Rofl at binders full of women.

Have you ever had a wee on a plane?

Any comedian worth their salt has offended someone. Russel Howard and Tim Vine would make for a dull world of stand up. Each comedian chooses their targets and alligns them self with a demographic. Al Murray and Boyle aren't racist, their fans are. At least, just fans of theirs without the capacity for ironic thought who still miss Frank Carson. Frankie Boyle is not duty bound to accept charges of racism without explaining to moronic j journalists an the court (and by extension, his audience) why he isn't racist, and why they're thick if they think he is.

I DRINK YOUR MILK SHAKE!! Its fucking class man. Saying its overacted is like complainig about “heres jonny" or "everyone“ or other scene chewing anti-heroes.

Too many t-shirts. Vans, enjoi, penguin, zoo York, riot society.. . No more than $10 a piece. “gangster-ish" is my favourite.

But you only have previous iPhones as a comparison, right?

What's the north Tyneside equivalent of ashy or Scotchy then? Ridgey?

When they come up with a cancer cure, how much of a return on their investment do the charities/donors get? Basically a scam to fund privatised research and create more wealth in the pharma market.

Never heard panackelty. Is it a fish dish?.

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The wife is awake now and as a cullercoats lass she confirms that she would never use "scotchy", although when pressed for her understanding of what it meant she knew it was a charver. What sample size do we need to make this the official coastal "scotchy" awareness?

You didn't have to live on ashgrove to be ashy either, just anywhere close. Some nerve for someone like me from The Hill to be calling anyone Ashy tbf.

"Oh CT"

You not heard of Audition either? That brought him to a western audience I think.

He admits he's a daft twat that makes up transfer lies to get attention.....but we should believe his entertaining story about the triads running LFC? Either way, just more to laugh at LFC for.

More bizarre than any of them. You should watch as many Miike films as you can get hold of. Complete barnpot.

This sand dancer has known the term as long as I can remember....would more likely call someone a woodbine bamp or "ashy" (ashgrove) tramp.

He's done the music for The Master too. I'm not so keen on that one yet.

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