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Really making up for last seasons breeze with this like. Can we change back to the "Sports Direct Arena"? "SJP" is jinxed, like the fucking Somme.

Just read that subo's management promoted her album with the hash tag #Susanalbumparty

sammy's mint

Wish I could get more attention from Daddy's cock

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'way lads!

Haha Good lad His is better than mine.

Available online.... http://www.nfb.ca/film/Savage_Christmas_Hong_Kong_1941/

Aye. Their maximum average attendance in the last 30 years (46,790) is 244% of their minimum average attendance (13601) in the same period. Our maximum average attendance in the last 30 years (52,032) is 208% of our minimum average attendance (16879) in the same period. Their biggest year on year increase in attendance was 64% in 97/98 following the move to the Stadium of light. Our biggest year on year increase in attendance was 41% in 00/01 following the last Leazes expansion. Their biggest year on year decrease in attendance was -31% in 03/04 following relegation on 19 points. Our biggest year on year decrease in attendance was -22% in 90/91 which were the darkest days of McKeag (we only lost 11% following the 08/09 relegation debacle). But we're plastic Even in the years preceding '92 when both clubs were in the second division we were still beating them, they only had one year with higher attendance because they were in the top flight and we were in the second division. The plastic fans bollocks comes from those 5 years between 92 and 97 where our attendances grew with success and stadium capacity and theirs didn't. So in that period they had to cling to some madcap notion to criticise us. The fact they followed this trend exactly 5 years later, with more plasticity, is lost on them, they still persist with it.

"Benny OUTed"

Ben Arfa on Saturday was a whole different kettle of fish to Ben Arfa this time last year....and it wasn't even one of his better games, his final product was wank.

The 30+ shots at goal on Saturday & the performance of Ben Arfa were a vast improvement on shit I've watched before.

You're one of them mythical Newcastle fans I've never met that prefers to lose a game 4-3 than to win it 1-0?

Aye, few places report the points ratio...which is daft.

Pardew's now played half a dozen more games than Roeder and his win ratio and points ratio are both lower ... Win ratio Roeder - 45.8% Pardew - 40% Points Ratio Roeder - 52.8% Pardew - 49.8% Taking the cups out of it, Pardew does have a better league record...just....on points won, if not games won... Premier League Win ratio Roeder - 40.4% Pardew - 38.9% Premier League Points Ratio Pardew - 49.1% Roeder - 47.4%

Is Pardew on the cover of Attitude next month leyk?

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That's nice. Has Pardew gone for some milk?

Phil Collins would be most offended at your view he doesn't put on a great show every night...against all odds.

At least the low numbers of Nexus available has worked as a beta test to iron out shite like this

Aye. The utter gash heeds.

What CT is saying is that if Phil Collins sells 10 million albums it's a great album and if Phil Collins sells 500 albums it's a shit album. The fact that both albums are Phil Collins is moot mute.