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Glad you spotted the humour. The point of homosexuality being a basic instinct while religion is an evolved/learned/inherted one at odds with basic instinct stands.

I don't buy the bold bit. Being gay is natural, you see it in dozens of species. It's a basic instinct. There's nowt natural about religion. You don't see all the other Macaque monkeys worshipping one Macaque in a big pointy hat holding a staff. It's against our nature to agonise over being gay. Indoctrination into religion and punishment from those religions is more often forced upon people than a choice made out of an overwhelming urge to be part of an evil empire that institutionalises child rape.

Think I got my measurements wrong. Pastry was too moist, lemon jelly too runny. Both tasty though. The meringue looked the part. Nice and crispy on top...but the eggs were out of date, it didn't taste as nice as I'd hope. Calls for another attempt.

That's what I can't get my head around. ...or even just being Christian tbh.

I can't get my head around wanting to get married in a church. Like wanting the kkk to christen your non-white baby. Don't want to be in any sexist, racist, homophobic club that would have me as a member.

Exactly. Find all the stick his cohorts get baffling when Gazza is the one that relapses every single time, no matter who his mates are at that time. People lay blame at the kids or wife of a fella who has clearly never been there for them. Appreciate his greatness on the pitch, his problems off it are his own.

Eh? Never seen a happier stadium than at the full time whistle on Saturday.

I went with the best I could hope for rather than being realistic.

Just watched the comic relief baking show. I'm gonna have a go at a lemon meringue pie. How can people go wrong with cooking, all you have to do is get your measurements right.

I feel worse than he looks today. As much as you wish people about him would do something, he's got to do something for himself. To be fair, he seems to regularly, to be honest he's 100% likely to relapse every time.

Been trying to find a good quality copy of it but they all seem to be shitty cams. Got Frankenweenie and Paranorman though.

I'm in the the pub but just wanna say Aàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Instant legend

Had a spare earlier in the week. Unfortunately it's gone to a mates 3 year old kid now cos no-one else was interested. I'd take it off the lad for you, but his da might not be pleased at this late stage.

no tickets on .co.uk

We will be absolutely destroyed. We'll be like Jodie Foster in that film. Pummelled over and over again. There is no hope there is only death.

The idea is to have fun irrespective of result. Let's have a boozy do Let's have a boozy do Let's not have a snoozy do Let's have a boozy do

Booooooo ba boooooo ba

Dan Deacon - Bromst One of my favourite albums of the past decade. Dropped to £3 odd on Amazon. Happy to upgrade from my snide version for that price. Same goes for a couple of MF Doom albums that are going for £4 a pop on the Lex records website.

How much is it? £3m? What a cunt, giving that much to charity. These football fuckers only interested in money rather than playin....hang on...more interested in publicity and praise than keeping their money. Jesuits weep.

Nowt to do with the mods. Only power I have is merging threads into confusing mixtures of Tim Krul abuse and match day observations or formatting grey text so its readable.

Is there another Ajax_andy at number 86 like?

You're in the top 100 though. Fork out!

Who could have guessed it would be Stevie's mortal enemy (pun intended) Lee Ryder that got him banned....and without knowing a thing about it too. The irony.