Happy Face

Why do his yellows annoy you more than Perch, Williamson or Ameobi, all of whom have more...and aren't as good otherwise.

Reading the thread, complaints about Tiote's yellow cards are getting boring, he's not close to the top of the cautions charts. http://fantasy.premierleague.com/stats/elements/?element_filter=0&stat_filter=yellow_cards Scholes is above him with half as many minutes played, the dirty ginger brilliant prick. Perch has more bookings from filling in for Tiote. The whole point of playing where they do is to brak up opposition play. Go in with some bite, show 'em who's boss.

Now Kevin Webster Has Coronation Street ever tackled the difficult subject of noncing?

That BBC report about European games in England being fixed is looking spot on.

Are Taylor's shorts inside out?

What about Aston Villa?

Been reading the reviews of their shows at the Tate this week with great jealousy. 3d show with 7.1 surround. A mate went down too and has been plastering Instagram with pics as well...the bastard.

...and West Brom

Oh Kevin Keegan you are the love of my life Kevin Keegan I'd let you layby my wife Kevin Keegan I want curly hair too.

Dave never changes his mind. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9617519/37-coalition-climbdowns-u-turns-and-row-backs.html

A day for women. I always make sure to agree beforehand that it's a waste of time and money and neither of us will do owt....then get her summat or other so its a surprise. Just a card this year though..the new house, windows, child, nursey etc is plenty. Match tonight though. She's on her own.

Couldn't find the Gif of Gob, but found this one....

Tobacco is a tasty treat

You could at least paste the stories into the OP man. [Gob]"C'MON!"[/Gob]

Thomas Hemingford ‏@THemingford What David Cameron & this Govt are doing to disabled people & families is disgraceful, costly & intolerable. #pmq #pmqs #pmqt Michele McAvoy ‏@MicheleMcAvoy Slurp, slurp, slurp the sound of Ar*e creeping going on, on the Tory benches at #pmq today! Lakeland lady ‏@NicolaSusan "If the prime minister is concerned about 100% horse meat. Should we be concerned his answers are 100% Bull" #PMQ An LOL moment for all. kevbez1969 ‏@kevbez1969 Seriously, what is the point of #pmq ? Nothing gets accomplished, it's a complete waste of time. All they do is blame everyone else #pmq Godwyns Onwuchekwa ‏@godwyns Nice one Cameron... 'we're surely in it together' though the PM can buy his own portrait for 100k when so many cant pay for their food. #pmq Josh Cope ‏@JoshJCope Is Michael Gove intentionally trying to look like a douche in those glasses? #PMQ's Richard Darlington ‏@RDarlo Cameron's answer on #livingstandards is personal allowance for the poorest - here's why he's wrong: http://www.leftfootforward.org/2012/12/autumn-statement-childcare-personal-allowance/ … @leftfootfwd #pmq etc.

Looking at the #PMQ hashtag and no-one seems to be suggesting this. Lot's of people calling Cameron worse than muck like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2LhVazAFGY Bryan Ferry has done a whole album of Roxy Music songs reinterpreted as 20s Jazz instrumentals. Roxy Music always been one of those bands I intended to give a go, but never got round to. Mainly enjoying the classics like the above as a result. Fans may get more from the less well known tracks than I have. All good though.

Or any android phone.....obviously

One of these... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kenwood-Multi-Libra-FP950-Processor/dp/B000WDYRGS Not the one Gemmil has.

Got the other half one for christmas. Suave bastard that i am.

Swine. Couldn't be arsed to travel for them this time. Like the new album though....as always tbh. Saw them at the Sage a couple of years back when the "support act" was this.... The BAFTA and RTS Award-winning documentary PARALLEL WORLDS, PARALLEL LIVES follows the lead singer of US rock band EELS, MARK OLIVER EVERETT, on his journey of discovery across America to learn about the father he never knew, HUGH EVERETT III, the quantum physicist author of the Parallel Universe theory.

NFC tags. I am living in the future.

and pub quizzes

Probably difficult because Championship clubs would rather loan Arsenal and Man U youngsters than from Newcastle.