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Having fucked up the estimate on the 4G auction by over a billion and counting on the over-estimate in his last budget, he's got a big hole to plug. Only right that the poor and indegent pay the price for that.

To be fair, Ronaldo was 23 when he had his breakthrough season at Man U. That was the first time he broke 20 goals in a season (for the title winners) which bale is on course to do for an also ran team who he has single handedly carried to within 5 points of the Champions. He's not the 3rd best in the world, but the strides he's making are massive, the question is whether he can kick on again and be the one pulling strings at a big club.

I'll bet before Chez got married he never went a weekend without nobbing an array of foreign hotties that put the collected James Bond girls to shame, the smooth jet setting fucker.

Sit down/stand up wiping worthy of a 100 page classic thread. This? Childish!

A great thing. Thomas Paine was the dogs bollocks.

http://www.newstatesman.com/2013/02/wikileaks-rare-truth-teller-smearing-julian-assange-shameful

Strangers? Nah. I know more about you than I do about almost everyone I work with

I've done a year. Easy.

Haven't won a game since December. Fans were getting on his back. Doomed once you get into that sort of spiral.

McLaren sacked. Never go back.

Amazing the difference in answers when they're talking to French and English papers....or perhaps the difference in questions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_(TV_series)#Accolades TV quick magazine?

You mean the 2 awards for best actor.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/feb/24/new-wave-of-micro-drones Thoughts of Charlie Brooker

The US being dicks again.

PMSL They make a reappearance in Match Day 2 (3:40) and this time they have Tina Turner wigs on.

Chos! I particularly love the fancy dans mincing their way around "Match Day" in 1984 (2:34).

Went bowling on Saturday. Used muscles that haven't been tensed in years. Me poor Adductor Magnus's are knacking.

Mentioned elswhere that last week I watched 'Google and the World Brain' about Googles attempts to scan every single book in the world and give people access to them, it raised all sorts of moral and legal issues over art and copyright, whether it's a good idea to give everyone instant access to every book, whether it devalues the work on top of ripping off the author. Then the Director of the French National Library pops up and says the worst thing is the cunts from Google only gave him a thermos flask as a gift, vastly underestimating his importance, and that all those books being scanned in English should be scanned in French, it's not good enough that only the French books are in French to start with. Cock.

Fatha in law says there's some website for all inclusive deals on weekends in the UK. Anyone know what it is?

I;ve looked at this a couple of times now, and every time I do, I hear Godzilla.

Next up, Senegal day for Cisse. With bones through noses, spear throwing contests and Youssou N'Dour

‏@RodneyMarsh10 Just found a frog in agony with leg hanging off by pool. Killed it with a shovel. Glass Chardonnay now then out for dinner. I've been laughing at that for 2 days.