Happy Face

I can't remember the first episode in detail but i think you should forget it. I think this is going to be beyond you (and probably other sit down wipers). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boardwalk_Empire_(episode) Full plot synopsis there

People agreeing with a split arse tramp who wipes back to front? Incredible scenes

You kidding? Renowned Sitters R|co Smooth Thompers Toontoasey Renowned Standers Alex Ewerk Happy Face Holden Khay Luckyluke Manc Parky Sammy I ain't saying correlation is cause, but I much prefer the look of my team.

Not when you're hanging off it, balanced on one leg trying to stick your hand into the bowl. I often wondered about those people you hear about who fall off the toilet and in some cases die . Clearly sit down wiping contortionism explains it.

You've resorted to ad hominem attack without arguing methodology. Another sit down wiper unable to defend their dreadful behaviour.

When you sit down, do you just sit down like? Do you not pull them ample cheeks apart a little to avoid smearage?

Merged as a half-measure

That absolutely destroys any argument that sitters make about the butterfly effect. I just tried to sit down wipe, you cannot lift one side without the parted cheeks coming back together. You MUST keep the cheeks parted with one hand, stand for purchase and wipe with the other. Anything else flies in the face of millions of years of evolution.

Resurrecting a 5 year old thread to build an alliance of sitters long after the debate was lost is a dirty trick. Much like wiping your arse by sticking your hand into the toilet. Tramps.

It has an artificial pitch. Wahey! Basketball.

Ferguson too much of a fanny to talk to the media, so Phelan steps in... First of all the goal they got didn't put them in a commanding position at all. It changed nothing. Madrid went to Old Trafford and had to score one at least. That didn't change after Man U's goal. It seems Madrid understood that a lot more than Man U did. Second, the decision didn't spoil the game at all. Made it much more entertaining for me. Up until then you had a very cautious affair. It opened up nicely with chances aplenty at both ends afterwards. Would have been unmemorable if it petered out to a one nil own goal result with Van Persie and Ronaldo failing to live up to the big game.

One from Nani himself for luck....

Coloccini showed no intent either...but at least he kicked Ba full pelt in the face, broke his nose and didn't get so much as a booking. Nani had his foot in the air and Arbeloa jumped into the back of it. That said, I still think it's utterly delightful to see and anyone associated with Man U complaining wants to have a look at Ashley Young and the rest of their cheating bastards then have a word with themselves about gamesmanship and whether they are fit to complain about it.

It was pleasing that the voters eventually agreed with the political press rather than the Hollywood press and it went from being the strongest contender to a bit of a taboo come Oscar night.

All sorted Tooj.... http://bigchrisholt.wordpress.com/ The Dark menu on the left was also tricky. Dashboard > Appearance > Menu You can create 3 custom menus Menu 1 - the blue items along the top Menu 2 - The stuff in the black boxes on the left Menu 3 - appears at the bottom right of the site (I've created some state tags to use here to make that clear). You have to create pages/categories before you assign them to these menus. Just ask if I've not explained well.

Man u gracious in defeat as ever.

The only thing I'm struggling to recreate from that them is the scrolling featured posts along the top... http://bigchrisholt.wordpress.com/ Gotta dash now, but I'll have a look at that tomorrow, would like to be able to do it. fear it's not available on the free version.

Struggling to think of any other 30 year old bands that still make music up their with their original stuff, but stuff like this and Harder Than You Think are fucking mint.

Sorry to say having sold it to you, but that was a shite DVD The films were great and the volume of extras outstanding but it annoys me on ALL Disney DVD's that they are ridiculously bloated with adverts you can't skip and menus that take about 4 minutes to navigate between.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/jan/10/parquet-courts-light-up-review

I'm starting to get used to it now. I've set up a 3 different blogs to circulate hi res pics to friends who don't bother with Dropbox or facebook, gonna do a couple more as well. Each blog you have is allowed 3GB, which is why I have gone with more than 1. I wanted them to be able to get full resolution versions of all the pics. 3Gb is enough for a few hundred though. i struggled to start with because it was only displaying thumbnails. the trick to getting around that is not to use the "new post" shortcut at the top of the screen, but to go to your dashboard > posts > add new. In the new post page you can "add media". On the right make sure you select "Image" as the format of your post. If there's lots you might want to use Gallery, but i don't like how this makes everything a thumbnail, even on the front page. Once you've added the photo(s) you want in this post, ensure to select "Full Size" on the right hand side, as well as selecting which of the pictures you want to be your "featured image". I also choose to amend the "visibility" setting further up. I enter a password and provide it to the people who I want to be able to see the pics. You can leave it public (obviously), but i thought it was good that your blog front page can be public for all to see as a taster, while keeping what's in the posts private except to those with a password....who don't need to register either.

I wouldn't ditch any of them either, I think a club should ALWAYS look to buy for the first team though. Bring in players who are better than those who get automatic starts. Then those players are kept on their toes, fight for their place or provide cover in an improved team. Taking that approach, it's the weakest links in the team that should be improved upon first of all. So who are the weakest links? Santon might have been with a couple of errors in as many games, but he's set up as many goals recently with excellent runs. He's a real prospect. they're worth persevering with for long term gain rather than short term concerns. Steven Taylor is reaching the Shola end of being a prospect though. Still all promise as he approaches 30. For me he will never be top class. I'd be delighted if he was sat on our bench rather than Williamson.

In the 2 years since he left Carroll has scored 14 goals in all competitions.