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I don't think that would make it a fiddle, if 3 of the last 8 are from one country then there's a 30% chance 2 of them will be drawn together. Hardly a lottery. Fingers crossed if we do make it that they get each other though.

Access, purchase, manouverability, inspection....every single facet of the wipe is improved by not being a lazy, dirty sit down bastard. As confirmed by those sitters who admit they can't get the job done sat down and still stand up to finish it properly.

http://nufc.com/html/2011-12html/2012-04-21stoke-h.html

I've not started a match thread in donkeys, so here goes..... Newcastle United have conceded two goals in each of their last four home league games, losing twice. The same fixture last season resulted in a comfortable 3-0 win for the Toon and saw them climb into the top four above Tottenham. Over the past two seasons, whichever side emerged victorious in the first fixture between the two sides has gone on to win the second. Stoke City won the previous fixture 2-1 at the Britannia Stadium. Stoke City's only away win in the league this season came at the start of December when Dean Whitehead scored the only goal of the game against West Brom. The Potters have failed to score a single goal in five of their last six away games, which incidentally, is a run that immediately follows the victory at the Hawthorns. Pulis' side have scored the fewest goals away from home (eight) than any other side, yet also have the best defensive record than any other team in the bottom half of the league when on their travels. This fixture brings back bad memories for Stoke striker Peter Crouch, who saw three of his teeth knocked out by Fabricio Coloccini during the 2-1 victory over Newcastle earlier in the season.

She did a turkey concoction stuffed in red peppers last night. It was canny but not good enough to do again. Served up some excellent Lemon chicken earlier in the week though, that's going on the list.

You must have brushed past so often it looks like Al Jolson's face.

Think he's living dangerously myself. He's stuck that paper up his arse, dug out a clump of shit, and he's pulling it out through a 2 inch gap for a deek. It would be as nerve wracking as trying to avoid the buzz on that wire game pulling a shitty rag through that gap. I can only deduce that sit down wipers are ALL secretly aroused by the danger of their scatalogical extreme sports.

You're one of the lucky ones. I posted links to all the oddballs that have fallen off the toilet to their demise. That's what comes of neanderthals balancing on one cheek while stuffing their arm down the back and looking through their legs.

Saying Ben Arfa "did well" is stretching the term like. I think Jonny got the right level of effusiveness...the best you can say is he played an hour didn't get injured. One shot (the only one we managed on target) and a couple of dribbles. But we never looked like an attacking force at any point. He didn't see enough of the ball to get back up to speed. We got the best result any visiting team has managed there though. All good.

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It's not, but as i said before, it destroys the argument that standers suffer the butterfly affect but sitters don't, unless your lifted cheek has muscles mine doesn't. It also leads to people falling off their toilet and dying. A sit down wipe isn't just dirty, it's dangerous!

Fenwicks warehouse sale on this weekend Gemmill, I know you'll be interested with this house move coming up.

Jonas was.... http://tyneandwear.sky.com/news/article/58778/dozens-of-food-poisoning-cases-after-street-spice-food-festival

Let's get ready for Campbell Let's get ready for Cambell Ready Steady Everybody Campbell

The 'away goals count double' misnomer has a lot to answer for.

And his ma`s got bigger tits.

Harvey Price has seen more of the ball.

Love the James Brown blanket. Expected him to push them away and demand to play on.

Looks like sunderland with all those empty seats.

Getting beat wouldn't be bad apparently. Pardew you bell end.

If you bought an ipad you'd actually be paying £300 for half a laptop and £100 for the drawing of an apple on the side, but let's not split hairs

Thought CT was a sitter?

Do a sawing motion on it. You'll destroy it.

Jesus christ!

Not the Man U page, or the champions league page, but the BBC football page today, covering all teams and all competitions. Ridiculous.