Happy Face

Is it right he wore a black and white tie for his presser?

Looks like I'll be going to a lesbian wedding.

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Wonder what proportion of benefit claimants have paid no income tax in their lives.

I knew I didn't exist. This is one of those matrices isn't it?

That's the face he pulls to wave at his nanna man.

Would love to be there when Di Canio tells Titus the levels of fitness he demands....before giving him a "HEIL HITLER!!"

Di Canio lost 7 of his first 13 at Swindon. Not the immediate effect Sunderland fans would hope for.

Told my auntie yesterday we weren't having the bairn christened. She was shocked. Not on religious grounds, she just thought we should do it to have the option of catholic schools left open to us. That's the extent of enthusiasm for religion these days. We'll not be bringing the bairn up Muslim in case there's any particularly good madrassas either.

Monkeys heed theme fits quite nice actually PDC is Mussolini, Mussolini, Mussolini repeat to fade

All this stick he's getting for his political views is leaving a sour taste with me tbh. We've employed blokes convicted for racist violence in the recent past in Bowyer and Woodgate. Look up the last few comments made on here about Woodgate. There is certainly no shame in them. Souness went on telly talking about "coloured" players. Emre's one of the most notorious racists in the game. Delighted to see the mackems getting negative publicity, but nowt I think the majority of clubs in the land can claim to be whiter than white on.

Sadly I understand it is largely based on fact. Haven't seen the film, but kermode interviewed the director. Wikipedia has details of the actual cases.... http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strip_search_prank_call_scam#section_2

Fingers crossed Jesus is back from the dead when you get there

I've watched games where I want I'd to pressure the opposition to win back possession as quickly and effectively as possible and I've been disappointed we haven't done that. But against man city, at their place, I think it's more important to keep your shape and just let them have the ball up to a certain point. They'll run you ragged otherwise. They never had a shot on target for the first third of the game. We came closest via Cisse onto the post in that time. It wasnt good to watch, but for a patch work team it was effective. Course once they break through that there's nothing we have to throw back and the floodgates open.

What you tube channels do people subscribe to? I've only got a couple like the Kermode Uncut blog and Adam Buxton. Need some recommendations.

Aye. Halfway from Chi to laygate.

Aye. Who was it on here touting him for England again?

The starting 11 based on appearances Krul Simpson Coloccini Williamson Santon Perch Anita Marveaux Cabaye Gutierez Cisse The red ones are either not good enough, or were part of the previously relegated team, so not 'above' being relegated. The jury is still out on the amber ones. I've been generous on the number of greens, because most people have said Cisse would be the first to go in a clear out.

"Find your voice"

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Beatles-Stereo-Vinyl-Boxed-VINYL/dp/B0041KVW2K My Birthday in June if Toontastic all want to chip in

Glad I've paid more attention to the Dave Grohl keynote speech from SXSW than this match.

Dunno why you're letting him frame the argument in terms of manager anyway......the point raised was about the coaching staff Ashley has allowed hired, irrespective of manager. He may feel bitten by the Allardyce swarm of hangers on. There's a middle ground to be had though.

Didn't know they price matched with online. Thought it was restricted to the high street.

Don't forget he went back on his capital gains tax pledge too

I must be the only person that doesn't like el coto. Mind there's never been a tapas place I have particularly enjoyed.