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Another day, another set of accounts for me to misconstrue. What's the craic here @ewerk

The sort of deal Ashley would put on the table and say "no less" All well and good playing hard ball. But it leaves you only able to buy players that selling clubs don't value enough to hold their ground. Rafa knows, if they're the only players you buy, you end up with a squad like the one he wants to improve.

I'll never fathom the compulsion of some fans to exonerate Ashley. Through dof system, scout system, board system and Rafa, ashey has ALWAYS held the purse strings and his approach has been always been consistent with January.

Looks like it was option 3... and unfortunately, the green bit still stands.

And still Fish and the rest of twitter moan on about their negativity as if everything is rosy in the NUFC garden. Defying all evidence.

Did you have to fan your eyes with your hands to stop the welling?

He's like Cloughie going into Leeds and pissing off everyone there telling them to throw whatever shit they have in the bin because it's all getting done from scratch now he's here. Hopefully he'll not last much longer than Cloughie did either, once the entire globe (apart from the bff UK obvs) has turned on the US.

People reacted to the barracking because he got two massive groans for his big mistakes. Nice moment when Ritchie was raging after Perez failed to pick him out for a tap in and Gouffran hugged Perez round the neck and dragged him away. There were Perez songs in the corner after that, even before he went off and the whole ground joined in. Me and my mate were bigging up Dummet with as much shouty praise and applause as we could for any touch that came close to competent, it became comical. Only do it because the wanker behind will hammer him for any and every imperfection.

MASH HOLDINGS owns 100% of Newcastle United, 100% of MASH Alpha and 74% of MASH BETA https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/06861426/filing-history MASH ALPHA owns 26% of MASH BETA https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/09347300/filing-history MASH BETA owns 51% of Sports Direct https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/09347448/filing-history Just found out MASH holdings also owns 55% of Strawberry Place Limited, which I'd never seen before. It was re-named in December and the Director is Ashley's daughter's lad - Michael Murray. Nice Christmas present.

Better prize than the half time show where they give away a £10 ball from the club shop. But i don't suppose they get retweets and follows from a fat lad kicking a ball at a tarp, so the prize has to be cheap.

Accounts came out today Page 6

https://twitter.com/bigchrisholt/status/827143313245478912 https://twitter.com/bigchrisholt/status/827143793585557504 Can any of the accountants put me right? correlation isn't causation Sounds to me like he's made the clubs own £33m available to the club. But had previously moved that money to MASH Holdings. wouldn't think you can just pull money out of a company, but perhaps because of the loans?

Did you enter a competition? for example... https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/archive/be-member-of-the-match-for-southampton

It amazed me how little credence people would give his story at the time. Don't know if they just wanted it to be false or if they had ignored the previous 9 years of Ashley entirely.

"Hi Mike, it's Lee, we've got Townsend sewn up, just need you to release the funds" "How much" "£2m for now, £13m in June" "£15 mill! He's sat on their bench since they paid £13m" "yeah, but the market's shifted" "More than Townsend has" "I know, but Rafa wants him, we need to keep him happy" "ok, what about wages, same deal he had when he was here, yeah?" "well....erm....no.... he wants £20k a week more than we were paying" "DO WHAT!! Is he havin a giraffe? That rat jumped off the sinking ship faster than I could eat a jellied eel! If he wants back in he should have his tail between his legs. He wants MORE?" "Well, he only wants what he's getting at his current club" "well the cheeky cant can stay at his current fackin club can't he!" *click*

Wenger's not the man he was is he. Spurs the new Trannsfer masters... despite Sissoko.

You seen Rafa's interview? All is not well behind the scenes, and it's coming out.

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They were... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34058600 I remember it was made much of on The Daily Show and that too. Think it's got a second wind because Ramos' documentary got retweeted in the aftermath of the first refugee detentions.

Read this last night. https://www.amazon.com/Elephant-Room-Journey-Campaign-Alt-Right-ebook/dp/B01LXOO7UQ Ronson and Alex Jones are tight. Alex Jones owns Infowars and is best buds with Roger Stone.... best buds with Trump.

Trump's friends own Infowars

It's not wrong. I've put "(rightly)" twice now to say this is how the press should behave. They'll stop once Michelle gets in though.

The Press remain as partisan is they were 5 years ago Renton. There's no doubt whatsoever that a Clinton press secretary would have got less scrutiny on the topic, if any.