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Kit kat not all that then? Do the Google now cards work any better in the UK on it?

Exactly. iphones are for any people that have or desire personalised license plates, on whatever car they have. HTC, Samsung etc are for the less daft people that trade in their car every few years for the latest brand new model. Nexus is for the most sensible people who get their car second hand a little later with all of the benefits at a fraction of the cost.

Agreed Midnight in Paris - Thoroughly enjoyed it. I think the dude makes a good Woody Allen because he's go the same nose. Also does the same uncomfortable looking kissing when he's getting it on. Even the rehash of Marshall McLuhan joke from Annie Hall didn't leave a sour taste.

Ginola ripped the piss out of him following the post match interview, as if it was an excuse for the lethargic first hour only used in hindsight. James had to point out that Pardew had also said he would be sending them out to do that in the pre-match interview

Stabnding a yard or 2 offside is deliberate. He was 10 yards off against Ctiy last week. I've never seen anything like it.

That was at the leazes end and we were in the Gallowgate so too far to be sure what happened. We all commented on it but never thought it was THAT mad. Doesn't look like he even glances at the ball at any time in the build up.

Just when I'm doing menial tasks... driving, ironing, posting on here etc.

Tbf most of the house is getting double glazed and we're paying to keep the old stained glass in the new frames. We aren't commissioning a single window pane for that or owt.

.. also agree with Rayvin like. His passing/composure is dreadful and impacts our whole style of play.

Just Taylor. I think the "Geordie" boy gets an easier ride.

Mike Williamson has played 25 of the 33 clean sheets we've had since promotion

Best part of 10k on stained glass windows. Renton mkII

Got the new arcade fire, lady gaga, sleigh bells, justin timberlake, MIA, Cut Copy, RJD2, Eminem and John Newman. Hope I don't have any calls tomorrow.

Debuchy £5m, Mbiwa £6.7m...Anita didn't start but his fee was kept more quiet...apparently about the same as Mbiwa though. http://www.soccerbase.com/teams/team.sd?team_id=1823&comp_id=1&teamTabs=transfers

Aye, but I don't agree because Steven Taylor is gash.

Keep reading that we're without our first 2 CB's.... but Mbiwa was the most expensive starter we had today.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-24743660

My 3 years are up next summer. Think I'll go match by match after that. It'll probably turn out cheaper as well.

26/60 too ...but then I try to copy HMHM in every way I can.

Pardew's league record after Europa games He clearly trains his players to thrive on tiredness.

That was the SOL press room. Not banned from there.

I had every intention of going, never crossed my mind not to...but I'm on-call so it's Sky for me tonight. Part timer.

It's no accident when he gets something right or when he creates a shit-storm with some mad-capped bit of insanity. It's clear as day what will work and what will cause a stir. When we were relegated shit got real. He left Hughton with a team good enough to win the championship. He and Llambias faded into the background and never made a peep. Promotion was secured easily with a feel good mood returned to the whole club. They know that to succeed on the field a media circus is not going to help. In the Premier league his goal is exposure though, not to finish 7th rather than 17th. So he's happy to whip up a bit of news every few months.

Thanks Deaders, keep us posted if you hear owt more.

To be fair, Villa have played 6 of the top 7 and 1 of the bottom 9. Fulham have played 3 of the top 10 and 4 of the bottom 5.