Happy Face

Reeves and Mortimer's new sitcom starts tonight. Trailer looks really shit, but their skits on Shooting Stars and the Smell of Reeves and Mortimer were genius so hopefully just a half hour of that quality. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EKMwEWnKlk

Paddy Power have paid back my stake from Sunday because Negredo scored last, so something good came from the late goal against the run of play Hoyed it all on Man City to score 4 or more tomorrow night at 13/10.

She couldn't pull a man in Sheffield.

http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2014/jan/07/pornhub-porn-trends-search-terms-time Lot's of interactive tools and diagrams worth visiting for. Average length of a visitor from Newcastle 9:33 (2.1m visits) Average length of a visitor from Sunderland 9:27 (0.17m visits) They don't go to the football, they don't watch porn, and when they do they're premature. SMB.

Shola shouldn't even make the bench, let alone start almost half of our games.

Just prior to the weekend gone.

Think it's interesting Allardyce saw a lot of success as an early adopter, but as everyone else took it on his ability to get any edge from it seems to have dwindled.

Sightseers Superb. My favorite Ben Wheatley film now.

http://www.wired.co.uk/magazine/archive/2014/01/features/the-winning-formula

It's unfortunately timed for Nasri as his leg is trailing and gets snapped back at an awkward angle. If his other leg had got in the way it likely would have cushioned the impact of the kick better.

It is if it's from behind at knee height leading with one leg and then swinging a second in without getting within a foot of the ball though. Any opponent does that to Ben Arfa and we'd be raging. The best thing you can say about it is the referee booked him so there can't be any retrospective ban.

I could watch Nasri scream in pain all day. Mesmerising.

Once she's finished breast feeding she'll be back in the kitchen. That's not me being Andy Capp, she loves cooking/baking. I drive her mad because I'm not the least bit foody. If I like something I'll say so, but 2 years after a meal she'll still go on about how amazing I thought it was when i can't remember a thing about it. It's all just fuel afaic, i have to ask her if i like stuff like Tiramisu

I'd had a few pints ( ) and the other half tried to tell me to run it under the tap. I wouldn't have it though.

...and I had dilutey lemon Robinsons to accompany

Made some cracking oven chips last night. Lovely with a Bernard Matthews turkey burger. Burnt my wrist on the oven tray though. Starting to blister now. Last time I try my hand in the culinary department.

Think the height of it is why I wouldn't have complained if it was red, he sliced through the knee rather than ankle or shin level.

I reckon a red wouldn't have been harsh, but the ref probably feared for his life if he pissed us off any more than he had already.

Didn't realise this ref was the same prick that allowed the beach ball goal for the Mackems. He needs relegated again.

Like hiring a personal barber who just keeps telling you your hair looks fine.

Like you I've been a part time strummer since I was in my early teens andI've got the first Rocksmith. I enjoyed it until it got too hard, then, like with all previous attempts to build a talent, I stopped trying and went to watch some telly instead

Did you see his first film - Hunger? Just wondering if it being about "The Troubles" would interest you on a more personal level. There's long lingering dialogue free sequences and a 17 minute static shot of one conversation, but i was gripped, and really looking forward to 12YAS.