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Aye. He was happy to stay if we paid it. For a free transfer it would have still been good value to pay what he was asking. We refused. Ambition.

I'm under no illusions of our incapabilities under Ashley. CT claims there is reason for optimism despite being incapable of holding onto those assets though. He talks crossed purposed bullshit about stepping up to the next level justifying the sales of our best players as we apparently improve the squad... even as he's slating their replacements like Santon, Debuchy and Ben Arfa.

We've just sold one of your examples and we don't own another. Terry Fuckwit.

Accounts are out in the coming months. He is taking money out now. The cost of relegation was supposed to be repaid to Ashley by this year and he took half of it last year.

I wonder how long it will take you to come up with a similar justification for Cabaye's sale.

Why have you only listed unsold players? In the last 3 years we HAVE sold Carroll, Ba and Enrique. Now Cabaye can be added. There's been no interest in any of the other players you've listed.

We're more likely to win on the road than we are at home.

It's a classic. I learned the first 30 seconds or so when I was a teenager but never got any further into the widdle fest. Main riffs though, that's all you need I might actually see if I put the effort into unlocking all the songs on the original before I go spending a combined £50 on the follow up and that charge. Cheers though.

Great Gatsby Great fun.

Piss it, as long as Cabaye hasn't spit his dummy out.

Sick of hearing about judging them when the window closes we've had the past 12 windows to judge. 10 of them have been shit, excuse laden busts.

Any of these released in the last 3 years? Blatant thread derailment.

99% of their use is a load of shit like. http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/vitamins-minerals/Pages/Other-vitamins-minerals.aspx http://www.reportlinker.com/ci02037/Vitamin-and-Supplement.html Unless you're a pregnant woman or small child there's little reason for them.

"Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulkamania runs wild on you?"

Shit thread

The results are in! We reckon you're The cello-playing twat from The Autuers Who?

"Dear subscriber, you are registered as a participant in a mass riot." http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/21/ukraine-unrest-text-messages-protesters-mass-riot The "we know who you are" approach to protest being applied to quell opposition. "Orwellian" etc.

Joe Satriani - Satch Boogie

You can see Ashley's next bright move being a withdrawal from the cups altogether. Too much risk for too little reward etc.

Targets being set for reported crimes will inevitibly lead to a drop. Have you not watched The Wire?

Wants to buy Van Persie but been knocked back unless there's a caluse about him sitting out the Man U game?

CT slow with the crime figures today.

League cup biggest win in a final: Swansea City 5–0 Bradford City, 24 February 2013 I can see that going.

If you ranked on profit then it would come out with Swansea and Norwich being at the top of the money league. No-one cares about profit. That's supposed to come when you sell the club having built revenue.

The other hypocritical view taken to Channel 4s programming is that Gogglebox is lauded as an hilarious and insightful look into the lives of ordinary Brits.....we watch the foul mouthed owners of a B&B sit on their couch getting slowly but surely pissed up on G&T, champagne, Vodka, Schnaaps and all sorts, but they're witty educated folk with a nice carpet we're comfortable to laugh along with. Foul mouthed piss heads like the rest of us. A week later we watch foul mouthed Fungi getting pissed up on Kestrel and he's Britains greatest monster. Nothing but contempt for the filthy animal.