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If you can wait a month get the one plus one. Cyanogenmod folk have basically matched or outstripped every feature in top end phones and then undercut all their prices....

You were supposed to stop to the end of the credits in last stand... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnVoTt35Uw0 It's accepted that EVERY comic film will have a post credits scene now like.

"When you do things like that about a man like Stuart Pearce Alan Pardew, I've kept really quiet, but I'll tell you something, he went down in my estimation when he said that was probably bang on."

It's a shame that Taylor (and Williamson) is EXACTLY what Pardew wants from a CB. If we sold him he'd want someone in that mould to replace him, rather than a (title winning captain) cultured CB like Mbiwa.

Better than the good wife though. I've only just finished season 5 tbh.

30 Rock anarl

Parks and recreation is lighter in tone but also excellent. Shame it's been canceled from next year.

Enlightened is good. Laura Dern's character is vile... But intentionally so, and we'll worth watching.

Probably go the way we went with Ba and offer a good wedge of the salary for appearances and offer a percentage of any sell on fee received to incentivise him to play for a move.

All the best.

People seem to be considering our wage limit from 4 years ago. There's an extra £600m in the league every year. Teams that were threatened with relegation now have their massive increase in prize money and their guaranteed prize next year. £85k - £100k is one third of Rooney's weekly salary and is going to be the going rate for some very average players. ...Especially those available on a free. Gomis For Free - £100k/week - 4 yrs - Total £20.8m Other £10m Striker - £65k/week - 4 years - Total £23.5m Cheapest option

Which is why it's bollocks for Pardew and Charnley to dismiss fans complaints as demanding a title challenge, all we ever want is to move to the next step. Which is outperforming Stoke, Southampton and Hull.

At least I put up a better argument than CT

One of mine. I'm staunchly anti Ashley, but think his biggest mistake is who is in the dugout not who is in the squad.

http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/newcastle-united-wages-transfer-rank-mike-ashley/

After Arsenal won the cup and people were harping on about their fans deserving it I tweeted the top ten long suffering fans.... Bilbao are the only Spanish club in a top ten dominated by English and German clubs that still support in huge numbers despite winning fuck all.

Coloccini's hair is a positive to weigh against the 3rd worst defensive record in the country over 2 years? Harry Fuckadonkey!!

We will prevail

My brother brings him up in Whiteleas (getting on for Boldon) with the view "whoever he chooses to support is his own choice" I don't know where he gets his genes, but I have to step in

Nah, Nephew's getting dropped off just before kick off and collected straight after. Might have to cut down on the number of drinks before, but that's probably a good thing.

He sits in the east stand. Right next to the Strawberry corner cameraman.

While everyone is cancelling and I'm slating the club from top to bottom I have gone and done this. 2 new season tickets rather than one. Anal raping by Ashley. The way I see it, the bairn is 8 next year. Only been to a handful of games and will be easily swayed to uglier options if he's not encouraged. There's no way on Earth I'm having him grow up a Mackem just because Ashley hasn't fucked off in the next 5 years. He will look back and thank me for going against the grain when we win the title in 2060 and I'm brown bread.

:lol: Aye, typical mackem. Is he still married to that stick thin blonde lass half his age? She always looked miserable as sin with him.

That's Gemmil's patch I think. I'm more of a Horsely Hill radge.

Best bit of that for Toontastic's readers not on Twitter is Stevie's artistic selfie. He's got fucking lush eyebrows