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  1. One year. Not that it matters much, he's Nii Lamptey.
  2. Ben Arfa shimmy's his arse on the corner of the opposition box and 51,999 fans rise as one in anticipation. One fan sits with his arms folded muttering "he'll not dee owt! He hasn't got the mental ability".
  3. My problem is he is every bit as good as that.
  4. The players we have lost so far started 67 games last season in total. That's only 16% of the 418 starts Newcastle hand out in the league over a season. The worry is that they were of such quality that they provided over half of our goals. I'm not so concerned with the quantity we bring in but the quality. A couple of good signings and we'll be as average as last year.
  5. 06/12 - Chelsea 13/12 - Arsenal 20/12 - Mackems 26/12 - Man U 28/12 - Everton 01/01 - Burnley 03/12 - FA Cup 10/01 - Chelsea If we don't have a really good start to the season, I'm pinning my hopes on this run of games bookended with Chelsea home and away being enough to get rid of Pardew. If we win more than one of them I'll blah blah blah Fenwicks blah.
  6. Absolutely. I'd love nothing more than a Keegan to waltz into town, give him carte blanche and push the rest of the team to cover for his shortcomings. But there's a refusal among many to criticise him under any circumstances, or to even accept he has any shortcomings, despite this.
  7. I think we do investigate. Our valuation then follows as their valuation minus 25%.
  8. Probably. For the same reason no club challenging at the top (or anywhere else) has shown solid interest. His ability is good enough for any club in the world, but his attitude isn't good enough for any club, top middle or bottom. Guardiola built Barcelona on the principle of All players pressing the opposition to win back possession as quickly as possible wherever it's lost on the fireld and resting in shared possession once they have it back. Ben Arfa wouldn't fit that ethos in any way, he wouldn't fight for the ball in the first place and he would lose it too much when he had it.
  9. Probably not as much though, since he tackles over 4 times as much as Ben Arfa.... Ramsey 3.3 McCarthy 3.3 Gerrard 2.9 Cabaye 2.4 Sanchez 1.7 Sterling 1.3 Rooney 1.0 Ozil 0.9 Ronaldo 0.6 Messi 0.5 Ben Arfa 0.4 http://www.whoscored.com/Players/25244
  10. Fixtures for iPhone calendar... https://www.google.com/calendar/ical/rosa44f348qnoovf399jcpq84o%40group.calendar.google.com/public/basic.ics I'm only up to Feb, but will keep adding
  11. I'd far prefer Pardew went than Ben Arfa I thought Rooney deserved the reaction he got to his performance on the left last week though, and I think Ben Arfa should be called out on spitting his dummy just as equally, even if he's played out of position. At least Rooney has been contrite and (they say) putting in extra training, redoubled his effort. Ben Arfa would NEVER take the view that hard work will see him achieve his goals.
  12. Pardew's thinking ahead of the game was probably that Baines was more dangerous and he doesn't trust Mbiwa as the right sided CB. In his mind Gouffran would do more to limit Mbiwa's exposure. Of course, the better approach might have been to have Baines pinned back and worried about what Ben Arfa could do to him, rather than inviting him to attack. Or have a try switching it before dragging Ben Arfa off. That would have been to admit he got it wrong though, and pride wouldn't allow it. Pardew hamstrings his own players left right and centre. Almost like a test of their attitude to see if they'll put a stint in and commit 100% wherever they play for the team. Some do, some don't. I have more time for those that do, while wholly agreeing that Pardew is a fucking goon.
  13. That's true, but the worst example of his selfish play came against Everton in the 6th game of last season and he had started every game up to then. He was dropped after that and Pardew's never trusted him on a run like that since.
  14. Not a significant profit, but I reckon we could get more than we paid for... Krul Williamson Haidara Debuchy STaylor Sameobi Ferguson Sissoko Marveaux Ashley would also be very happy with the wage savings and whatever he could recoup from... Colo Cisse Ben Arfa Obertan Gutierrez
  15. No-one is saying he needs to be particularly good defensively, but if he loses the ball he should fight to win it back. If he's the man closest to an opponent with the ball he should pressure him and close down the angles. If an opponent close by him makes a run then he should make the slightest effort to be somewhere between him and the player in possession, so he's well placed to intercept any pass attempted. Pardew and Ben Arfa both have their flaws, I'm far more forgiving of Ben Arfa's flaws than I am Pardew's. But Ben Arfa should never get a pass on doing any work other than when we're attacking within 30 yards of the goal. If we were a great team that spent long periods swarming over the opposition he'd be less of a liability. As we spend vast swathes of games camped out at the back he's often a wasted selection.
  16. When we take our foot off the pedal for those last 5 games we can gift every team in the relegation fight 3 points each.
  17. It was the discussion of wing play I thought was relevant on here given what @@Christmas Tree has been advocating. [emoji4]
  18. Tackles Per Game for selected non defenders Ramsey 3.3 McCarthy 3.3 Gerrard 2.9 Cabaye 2.4 Sterling 1.3 Rooney 1.0 Ozil 0.9 Ronaldo 0.6 Messi 0.5 Ben Arfa 0.4 Ben Arfa places 249th in the Premier league on this measure. 14 outfield players tackle less than him... Christian Benteke 0.3 Daniel Sturridge 0.3 Wilfried Bony 0.3 Gerard Deulofeu 0.3 Gary Hooper 0.3 Jonathan Walters 0.3 Steven Fletcher 0.3 Rickie Lambert 0.3 Romelu Lukaku 0.3 Carlton Cole 0.2 Demba Ba 0.2 Javier Hernández 0.2 Matej Vydra 0.2 Darren Bent 0.2 And most of those are out and out strikers.
  19. Messi and Ronaldo are 2 of the hardest workers in football. Neymar dispossessed there tonight and chased all the way back to win the ball just outside Brazil's box. Rooney constantly drops deep and pressures opponents. Ben Arfa doesn't need to concentrate on defensive duties. He just needs go get his finger out of his arse when we don't have the ball.
  20. What Analytics Can Teach Us About the Beautiful Game Sports analytics, no matter the field’s renegade posturing, has now been around long enough to have its own pieces of conventional wisdom. Baseball’s cognoscenti know all about the primacy of on-base percentage over batting average, and they’ve also come to realize once-treasured strategies like bunting and stealing bases are best used sparingly. In basketball, the mid-range jump shot is slowly being phased out as an inefficient relic of antiquity. Spreadsheets are shaming football coaches into rolling the dice more often on fourth downs. But for many American fans tuning into the World Cup this month and next, soccer’s nuggets of analytic insight remain as foreign as the game itself. There are set pieces to orchestrate, attacking strategies to plan, areas of the defense to exploit — and it isn’t always apparent which tactics are best. But analytics has clear advice on how to do some things right. Soccer analytics is very much viewed as a discipline in its infancy. And the sport itself is often described as especially resistant to the pull of number-crunching, whether due to its fluid nature, its sportocratic establishment culture, or a fear that the unsentimentality of data will rob the Beautiful Game of its celebrated elegance. There’s not much truth to that. Off and on, people have been tracking relatively detailed soccer data in some form for more than six decades, up to and including the modern companies that exhaustively log every event on the pitch. That said, WAR isn’t coming to soccer anytime soon. Most attempts to create an all-in-one statistical index for soccer players (like we have for basketball and baseball) have suffered from a distinct lack of transparency and a noticeable bias toward strikers and other scorers, whose output is most readily quantifiable. There are a number of interesting metrics at fans’ disposal, but no magic algorithm that accounts for a player’s role on his club, the system he plays in, the quality of his teammates and countless other factors. By necessity, even the individual plus/minus ratings ESPN uses for the talent portion of our Soccer Power Index fall prey to this phenomenon — we simply have to be more conservative when assessing the impact of a fullback than of a prolific goal-scorer. That makes it hard to distinguish between the value of, say, Manchester United teammates Wayne Rooney and Nemanja Vidić. At the team level, though, the numbers offer more hope. They have the potential to provide soccer with broad strategic conventions comparable to the sabermetric-minded rules of thumb in other sports. None of these is a hard-and-fast decree, but they offer guidelines generated by actual data instead of blind hunches. In “The Numbers Game” by Chris Anderson and David Sally — probably the definitive volume on statistical analysis in soccer — the authors tell the story of Charles Reep, a former Royal Air Force Wing Commander who was tracking play-by-play data for matches and serving as a quantitative consultant for Football League teams as early as the 1950s. Reep’s research was quite groundbreaking for its time, even if it was fatally flawed. The Wing Commander gathered data on how often a given number of successful passes were strung together, and how frequently goals resulted from those sequences, broken down by length. Reep determined that a team’s probability of retaining possession dropped precipitously with each consecutive pass attempt, and that most goals were scored on possessions of fewer than three passes — often originating from quick counterattacks. In Reep’s mind, this meant teams should abandon trying to control possession and maneuvering through the defense with endless passing. Instead, they should focus on getting the ball downfield in as few movements as possible on offense, and applying pressure on defense to generate opportunistic counter-rushes. The numbers seemed to suggest that the long game was the most efficient tactic for soccer success. But subsequent analysis has discredited this way of thinking. Reep’s mistake was to fixate on the percentage of goals generated by passing sequences of various lengths. Instead, he should have flipped things around, focusing on the probability that a given sequence would produce a goal. Yes, a large proportion of goals are generated on short possessions, but soccer is also fundamentally a game of short possessions and frequent turnovers. If you account for how often each sequence-length occurs during the flow of play, of course more goals are going to come off of smaller sequences — after all, they’re easily the most common type of sequence. But that doesn’t mean a small sequence has a higher probability of leading to a goal. To the contrary, a team’s probability of scoring goes up as it strings together more successful passes. The implication of this statistical about-face is that maintaining possession is important in soccer. There’s a good relationship between a team’s time spent in control of the ball and its ability to generate shots on target, which in turn is hugely predictive of a team’s scoring rate and, consequently, its placement in the league table. While there’s less rhyme or reason to the rate at which teams convert those scoring chances into goals, modern analysis has ascertained that possession plays a big role in creating offensive opportunities, and that effective short passing — fueled largely by having pass targets move to soft spots in the defense before ever receiving the ball — is strongly associated with building and maintaining possession. As for the long ball, it’s proven futile in today’s game. During the 2013-14 English Premier League season, the percentage of a team’s passes classified as “long” by Whoscored.com’s data was very negatively correlated with how many goals it scored. The same goes for trying to spearhead an offense from the wings instead of attacking up the middle. In their book, Anderson and Sally write about a seminal piece of quantitative analysis on the 1986 World Cup from researcher Mike Hughes: “Successful teams played a passing game through the middle in their own half and approached the other end of the pitch predominantly in the central areas of the field, while the unsuccessful teams played significantly more to the wings.” The numbers from the 2013-14 season in Europe’s “Big Four” leagues bear this out as well. The percentage of a team’s attacks made up the middle did have a moderately positive relationship to its scoring rate relative to the league average, while the relationship between wing attacks and scoring was of the same magnitude and in the negative direction. This, coupled with the fact that corner kicks are surprisingly ineffective at generating goals, is probably related to the negative correlation between a team’s propensity for winning aerial duels and its overall goal-scoring rate. By the numbers, it’s a losing bet to count on goals in the air via set pieces — or even off crosses in open play — as a steady way to generate offense, just as it is to rely on the long ball to consistently produce chances. Instead, the statistics seem to support an approach more in line with the artful tiki-taka style exemplified most notably by FC Barcelona and the Spanish national team. In soccer, data and aesthetics are not mutually exclusive, just as they aren’t in any other sport. That’s the one bit of analytics wisdom that could stand to become more conventional. For now, though, we have a reasonably good idea of which metrics correlate with a team’s success more than others. Keep those in mind as you gorge on soccer over the next month. http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/what-analytics-can-teach-us-about-the-beautiful-game/
  21. It's close to one I did in February. http://nufc-ashlies.blogspot.co.uk/2014/02/alan-pardews-ten-worst-quotes.html I asked on N-O for people to give me all those quotes. Pot/Kettle
  22. ...or on the other hand, you could rethink your original idea and do a blog on "Alan Pardew's 3 Worst Decisions as NUFC Boss"
  23. If you're going to save yourself the bother of thinking what to write in your blog, why not save the bother of actually writing it too and just post a link back to this thread
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