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Shame CSD is banned from RTG

http://www.theguardian.com/stage/2014/aug/15/are-you-a-comedy-snob-edinburgh-festival

Needs more Faruco

This is a graph of the goals scored in all 77 home league games since promotion. We averaged 2 per game when Pardew arrived (over 10 games). He's never once achieved that average in his time at the club since the initial few games. We're currently averaging 0.6.

Club have announced a 5 game package for £105 (adult) or £25 (kids) Includes Chelsea and Liverpool. People who paid £35 for membership to get cheap tickets won't get a refund. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140827/five-match-package-now-on-sale_2281670_4101685

We had 1 more shot on target against Gillingham than MK Dons had goals against Man U.

https://twitter.com/MikeAshleyLies/status/504527478317010944/photo/1

OG's our most prolific strker man, scored our last one before tonight

Aye, the trailer says as much, Brains

For such a strong proponent of the wink you don't observe it's use by others well.

Following all the complaints that the new players need to gel before we'll see the best from the team, I'd take this as an opportunity to go full strength and get them on the same wavelength ahead of the 'important' league games to come.

..and 23 year old?

Got some tickets to this on Monday too... Looks like a memento rip-off but it's the same bloke who wrote The American, so fingers crossed.

The Hundred Foot Journey Guarantee the Kermosde show will be calling this Feast is Feast. Chocolat meets East is East basically. Lovely stuff.

Leagues top passers for 13/14 He's as good as anyone we can hope for afaic. Up there with the best in terms of passing. He'll always make himself available and more often than not won't lose it, even if he receives it under pressure. He'll not drive forwards with it as well as other top class holding midfielders are able to, but then he's much better at breaking up opposition play than some of those more cultured players. He gets stick from our fans for mistakesbut so much of what we do involves him that he is bound to make more mistakes than others. Our problem is too many players that hide, afraid to make those mistakes, rather than the likes of Tiote who will brush it off and come back for more.

Smifta seems more of a cock than Umar

http://instagram.com/p/sKK-rfEyVn/ Love Sammy's pre-ice cries ..and that the tinker has nominated Ben Arfa. Wonder if he'll accept and nominate Pardew?

It's not even a case of dissecting the game though. Sometimes I feel bad that CT gets all this stick, but he brings it on himself when he makes claims about "trudging through the 80's" as if he was travelling the country to watch Newcastle home and away. He was sat in SCS with the radio on in case a Newcastle fan came in and he needed to make some small talk.

So what you're basically saying is, you've actually been going to games regularly for that 1 season you had a season ticket a couple of years back, but claiming a 36 year breadth of knowledge to fall back on.

So in the same sense you trudged through (supported?) Emmerdale farm in the 80s then.

Every old timer I know is even more angry than the KBJ because they seemed to have gotten away from supporting a selling club only to be back in the same ambitionless boat they were 30 year ago. If anything its only the 20 year olds and younger who have lived with Ashley most of their supporting life who are least angry and only see it as what they've always known.

All I've heard from you about the 80s was Keegan's arrival and Keegan's departure I think. Certainly never seen you lamenting the abilities of messrs Megson, McCreery and McGhee along with the older heads.

We were there as well and saw a few friends who'd gone up independently. Heaving. We enjoyed it much more when it was just the two of us a couple of years back and it was almost empty. The Gruffallo meeting was shambolic.