Happy Face

The imitation game Alright. Bit gay.

Shearer cost us 15% more than the existing world record. Lentini £13m - Shearer £15m. By that rationale, with Bale on £85.3m, Shearer would fetch £98.4m.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hXKM-xav8s

What I call Cockneys, because I hate them all so much with their walkabouts and rhymes.

He spent a lot of time in Sunderland to be fair to him. The disrespect we have for mackems might come across as arrogance to someone who's won stuff elsewhere like him, but for Mackems and Geordie's it's just the natural order.

Settle down Fish, You're a typical Conkey, looking down on northern commenters.

Ashley's plan all along is to spend the bare minimum to survive. Nowt in Summer 2012 5 players in Jan 2013 as we were relegation threatened Nowt in Summer 2013 Nowt in Jan 2014 5 players in Summer 14 as a bare minimum In January, if we're down there we'll definitely bring in more firepower and defensive cover. We're still sitting on tens of millions.

http://sackpardew.com/campaigns/stoke-city-a-29th-september-2014/ Good stuff

Forgot about that, deserves a correction to the post...

http://nufc-ashlies.blogspot.co.uk/2014/10/newcastles-pr-war-is-transparenty-to.html

I've had the winter Flu vaccine that work send nurses round with for the last 3 years, but I'm not going to have it this year. Not because I'm Wolfyesque and think they're stealing my essence or injecting me with chemicals to make me work more for less, but because I'm sick of sailing through winter as healthy as anything without a single day off. Bastards!

In the words of Bobby D.... You feel to moan, but unlike before you discover that you'd just be one more person crying. He realised early on that all protest is pointless, you've just got to turn things up to 11.

You have to assume that will make 2good 2bad tomorrow night

Pardew has one one league game in over 6 months. By the time we face Leicester it'll be 210 days.

Spot on. Tbf they were asking for an insiders view rather than pushing their view as better informed. Worries me how little time the Everton fans had for Moyes. He's my choice replacement as someone who could work under Ashley's constraints.

I went out last week with 8 scousers, a jock and an an Irish. All of them thought we were being harsh on Pardew. Very little of the wealth of facts to show how shit he is doing could change their minds. 10th is about right for the backing Ashley's gives a manager and that's a baseline position it's difficult to shift with anyone that doesn't watch us week in and week out. I don't blame them for having that perception. It'll change the longer we sit in the bottom 3.

They arranged 3000 posters for Stoke away. They seem to be keeping things under the radar now so the club can't scupper things like they did for Hull.

He's got a job in the new Rolf Harris biopic.

Forget to change your signature since?

1. In 2014 no Premier League Team has won fewer league games than Newcastle United (5/25) 2. In 2014 no Premier League Team has lost more league games than Newcastle United (16/25) 3. In 2014 no Premier League Team has a worse goal difference than Newcastle United (-28) 4. In 2014 no Premier League Team scored fewer goals than Newcastle United (19/25) 5. In 2014 no Premier League Team has fewer clean sheets than Newcastle United (5/25) 6. In 2014 no Premier League Team conceded more goals than Newcastle United (47/25) 7. In 2014 no team in England has failed to score as frequently as Newcastle United (16/25) 8. Newcastle United failed to score in 17 from 26 games from 29 December 2013. This matches a 33 year old record set by Arthur Cox in 1981 with a team inherited from Bill McGarry. 9. Newcastle United have 19 points from 26 games. You have to go back 36 years to 1978 for the last time the club failed to earn 20 points from 26 games under Bill McGarry. 10. Newcastle United lost half of their games in 2012/2013 (19/38), a feat not achieved in 25 years since the relegation season of 1988/1989 under Jim Smith (21/38). Pardew went one better though and repeated this ignominy again in 2013/2014. 11. 68 goals conceded in 2012/2013 is the most goals Newcastle United have conceded in a single season since 1991/1992 when the club battled against relegation to the third tier. 12. When Pardew lost 6 league games in a row earlier this year he matched a 27 year old record set by Willie Mcfaul in 1986/1987 13. Alan Pardew has managed Newcastle United to three consecutive derby losses, the first time Newcastle lost three in a row since 1924. 14. Newcastle scored as many goals in one game against the mackems under Chris Hughton as Alan Pardew has in the seven games since (5). 15. Newcastle have conceded as many goals to the mackems in the seven games Alan Pardew managed as the previous 7 Newcastle managers conceded combined across thirteen games (11) 16. Alan Pardew is the first Newcastle Manager to fail to score in a game against the mackems since Jim Smith in May 1990, ending a 24 year and 25 game streak. He proceeded to repeat this twice in 3 games. Both at St James Park, the first consecutive home blanks against the mackems since 1901. 17. Alan Pardew has managed Newcastle United for less than a third of Tyne-Wear derbies in Premier league history (7/24), yet has overseen half of the Newcastle defeats (3/6). 18. Before Pardew arrived Newcastle had lost a total of 35 Premier League games by 3 goals or more in 17 years. Pardew himself has lost 21 Premier League games by 3 goals or more in less than 4 years since December 2010. This is more than any other Premier League club in the same period. 19. The 6 nil home thrashing from Liverpool was the biggest home defeat in 89 years (since September 1925, Newcastle 1-7 Blackburn). 20. Alan Pardew has been bought £90m worth of players in less than 4 years.

First album I've bought without hearing since....King of Limbs. Wish more would follow their model. Guess it's easier when you have a worldwide following of millions.

No, he's exerting more downward force.