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Does anyone else get pissed off with our attempts at a throw in? It was beyond a joke tonight. EVERY fucking time we get a throw the players walk away and wander about aimlessly. After an interminable amount of time someone will jog slowly enough for a sloth with a dead leg to keep up and receive the throw. Under pressure they'll then either hit the ball directly back out of play or directly back to Given who'll hoof the fucker back to the opposition. Make some space for yourself you utter morons! I'd complain about more important things like corners but we have to win a few more first.

Tell him to relax and eat some pies. There'll always be people willing to give him money to buy more.

I think "We were fucking atrocious, a shambles, embarrassing." covered it. Absolute shit. Souness must be desparate for his multi-million pay-off. "Hey Dean, it looks like Bowyer's trying to create chances here. Drag him off, quick!"

Souness should be given a full season to prove himself! Shouldn't he?

A Spatula A component lead 2 DVDs at once (Zulu and The Ladykillers(original))

11AM every morning I have my daily dump. Uses up 20 minutes where I should be working. I don't mind people making most noises (plops, guffs etc), it's only natural. What really annoys me is heavy breathing. It amazes me that people can need to gasp for air so audibly just because a stool is being produced. They sound like they've done a half marathon. Makes my skin crawl. Edit: Any festival-going requires significant immodium intake though, must bung myself up completely for the duration.

She's repugnant.

My beer remorse is wearing off now. Is it just me gets it?

George?

Bob Dylan - Not Dark Yet Bob Dylan - Wiggle Wiggle Bob Dylan - Lenny Bruce Bob Dylan - Isis Bob Dylan - Meet Me In The Morning

Just acquired a DVD with every UK number in chronological order. Great stuff. I'm up to 1958 - Lord Rockingham's X1 - Hoots Mon.

"Sub-human scum!"

Tony Hawk 4

Lovely girl....but she degrades those poor, lovely cats something rotten.

Edan - Beauty and the Beat

I'll take that as a 'no' then. 13987[/snapback] There's a bush shaped like a boat outside the New Crown. I'll paypal £5 to the first person that posts a photo of their pubes fashioned into a boat.

How old are you? How old was she? I understand Gol's knocking a teenager off and he's 28. He wants to be ashamed. Jealous? Moi? 13966[/snapback] me - 24. her -17. It's a nightmare when your lass has to get up early to watch CDUK

I'd have normally said bare is best until a couple of years back when I was occassionally intimate with a girl who was ridiculously young for me. I felt bad enough going down on someone who was still a teenager, but the fact that she had no pubes (by choice) really made the whole idea of it a lot worse.

Your avatar fascinates me. I find myself wanting to keep looking at it. And I'm not entirely sure it's because I like it....... 4427[/snapback] The Happy Face biscuit, king of all the biscuits that look like pervs, followed closely by the Petit Beurre. 4435[/snapback] I haven't had one for a while but I don't remember them looking like that. 12755[/snapback] You're living in the past man! But just for you....

Cheers. I wonder if he forced them to pull it because it shows him doing charity work for kids. That kind of thing could sriously affect his rep.

Wasn't this meant to be on tonight at 9? Digikal says that Wife Swap's on. Anyone know when it's being shown?

There was a pissed up bloke lying outside the phonebox at the bottom of my street the other week. He just wanted to lie there. The police came and everything but he wouldn't shift. Reminded me of a Radiohead video. Best video ever is "I Want To Break Free" - Roger Taylors legs - phwoarr.

Michael Bay Pot Belly Tabs

Terrence

It's a film directed by Paul Provenza and produced by Penn Jillette (of Penn and Teller), both the South Park and eddie Izzard jokes are in it.... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436078/ No UK release date set yet, but I'm looking forward to it.