Happy Face

I'm Top-lass and so's my wife.

Never heard it, but if (as I imagine) it goes "FIRE! I beg you to burn." then it's a sample of Fire by the Crazy World of Arthur Brown.

Good point - not sure! But then again, it's not like you haven't got any is it? 44619[/snapback] This isn't on like Craig. Get yourself down to Bill Upsall's and get me my trophy. Already having a few isn't placating me, if I had one arm I'd still like another. 44851[/snapback] What if you already had two though? I'm not sure the benefits would outweigh the social stigma personally. 44856[/snapback] Are you crazy? A spare hand would allow permanent scrotal cupment. That far outweighs any stigma.

Good point - not sure! But then again, it's not like you haven't got any is it? 44619[/snapback] This isn't on like Craig. Get yourself down to Bill Upsall's and get me my trophy. Already having a few isn't placating me, if I had one arm I'd still like another.

Yeah, probably. But every time I started getting angry that Iwas still awake I put Amelie or the Radio on. I watched Amelie once and then half of it again with the commentary so that's 3 of the 5 hours I was actually in the bed, without counting the radio time. Dunno how much radio I heard, but apparently Sydney's new Tunnel hasn't gone down very well at all and the Red Sox haven't done well getting to the world series. I've been looking for sleep tips on the web. Apparently you : *Shouldn't go to bed until tired - a good excuse for staying up half the night. *Should get up at the same time every day irrespective of bed-time. *Should get out of bed if you've lay for more than 10 minutes without dropping off. Do something else until you feel tired. *Shouldn't do owt in bed but sleep or screw - looks like I'll have to have a wank in the sitting room from now on.

Led Zeppelin - How The West Was Won.

I was in bed for 12 last night, must have nodded off at about 4 and was up at 5. One sodding hour! Apparently... I don't think I've ever fallen asleep within half an hour unless I was pissed, and even then I'd have to be blotto. I have too much stuff running through my head, for example what food would certain music be? I think the Beatles would be potatoes, good solid nutrition for the ears that most people like and has sustained many generations. Robbie Williams is probably a Big Mac. Horrible Junk that kids seem to like though it's a bland as cardboard. 50 Cent would be some kind of wild animal you hunted and shot 9 times in order to eat. Celine Dion can be sprouts because me mam likes her and no-one else does. I'm goiing to fall asleep at my desk when I get to work

44611[/snapback] Don't waggle your finger at me, boyo! I can't bear to sit and watch them as I fly into an uncontrolled, irrational rage as soon as I hear his voice. I need to stop thinking about it now as it's making my heckles rise.... 44613[/snapback] Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.

You crazy. "The moon unit will be divided into two divisions: Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa."

You never heard of it? It's very funny. At least the first two are.

Q: Who lives at 29 Acacia Road A: about 11

Apart from the spunk scene I can't remember owt funny in that.

Went to see it on Saturday and loved it. Best bit was Dyer, Bowyer and Bramble in the changing room for the managers pre-match. They looked gormless as fuck.

more attention for the arsehole really. Don't buy the tabloids and he won't get on your tits.

Empire are doing an all time top 100 films and this month they want your top 10 comedies. Here's mine, what's yours? Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me The Circus His Girl Friday The Life Of Brian This Is Spinal Tap The Big Lebowski South Park Blazing Saddles Dr Strangelove The Graduate The empire choice was: Airplane The General Bringing Up Baby This Is Spinal Tap Love and Death Duck Soup Some Like It Hot The Producers The Ladykillers M. Hulot's Holiday

Talksport just said Hutton was man of the match. Never saw it mesell like.

Fixed! 44416[/snapback] Where's My Golf Champion smilie?

I did it \o/ 90 sodding minutes. Jesus wept.

damn, it's addictive.

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You corporate whore sucker of satans cock! 44028[/snapback] Well that was wholly unnecessary 44030[/snapback] Courtesy of the legend that is Bill Hicks. Very Anti-corporate. Get the album Rant in E-Minor and listen to him go off on one about Jay Leno. It's hilarious.

You corporate whore sucker of satans cock!

In my view, the definition of a cunt is a person who twats someone "For a laugh". NB: The above comment is brought to you in memory of Asprillas Foreskin and sponsored by Sense of Humour Bypass Industries

Good on John Densmore... LINK "You do a commercial, you're off the artistic roll call forever! ...and that goes for everyone, except Willie Nelson"