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Forgot I had this. Absoloutley brilliant! Snoop Doggy Chochran A far better song without the Neptunes over production.

Help avoid smart arses telling you it's always in the last place you look by continuing to look for it for a few more minutes once it's been located.

The Amelie Soundtrack

Ah Andy Capp, you wife beating drunk!

Not seen the remake, but when the wifey reaches the screen in the original Ring I absoloutley shit me pants. Also, in Audition when she goes to work with the wire and the needles...ooh it made me most tense.

Cheers, you suggested it after I finished Join Me, you also suggested I compliment people on there parking which I did. I've got a few books to finish before I buy another batch, but it's on the wishlist. I must've been subconsciously thinking of it when I decided on (not) making my website cos it's identical really but that never occured to me at 4.30am. My random acts of kindness have dwindled to buying people pints and helping with their su doku.

I was thinking it wouldn't be small things, but things like do a parachute jump or go up the eiffel tower. I'm pretty bored. Now I haven't been lying in bed for 4 hours with just my own thoughts for company I realise it would be a bit silly. I'm going to book up a holiday, I don't need random folk to tell me where to go.

I'm shattered. Hardly any kip last night. There were many random topics I considered through the night. A couple are.... 1. Why is it called the World Wide Web? I might be wrong but i thought it was invented in America by Americans, is basically ran by and policed by Americans who decide the terminology and protocols. It should be called the Predominantly American Web, all addresses should start "PAW." rather than "WWW." which has the added bonus that you can imagine the whole thing being run by the Paw Paw bears..."Shut up you idiot! I've got it...." 2. Isn't radio Newcastle dull? I mean REALLY REALLY dull. It's like a bland version of that show off Father Ted where the bloke wears lovely jumpers. The big topic of discussion in the early hours of this morning was how 5 metro stops were vandalised and some people were going to be 10 minutes late for work. They had people giving running commentaries "I am now getting on the replacement bus service and it's quite busy" Jesus! Then you'd get the weather report and a bit where you had to ring in and guess who was speaking, the quote was something like "possibly" and they told you she was Welsh. Basically people were ringing in with random Welsh women. Then it was back to the replacement bus - "I've been dropped at Byker and I'm walking the rest of the way, but I'd normally do that anyway". They mentioned in passing that many people had been killed in a series of explosions in Iraq, but then got back to the important matter of how late John from North Shields was going to be for work. Should have got me back to sleep really, but didn't. 3. At what point did I become a potential murder victim? Born June 13th 1979, so I was conceived around September 13th 1978. I could be legally terminated within 24 weeks so it was 28th February 1979 that I was actually 'born'. February 27th I was nothing. 28th i was something. A ridiculous notion really. What the fuck's with this whole time limit? 4. Shall I start a new Website? I'd call it " Thestorysofar.com and describe my escapades on it. I'd invite people to tell me what to do, and have to do at least one thing suggested per week. (In the light of day it seems quite an odd idea for me to have had, I can't build websites and I don't like being told what to do). 5. Will another wank make me more tired?

I'm not

Have to say, I thought that was Saw. When it's quiet for a minute and then there's a loud bang you're going to jump. Doesn't mean the film is scary, just that it's getting on your nerves. Gozu is scary in that someone actually thought of that wierd shit.

The Shining

How does spoony eat his tea? With a knifey and forky!

This looks interesting. On in 15 minutes...

Is it not decided by the result of the game between the two teams?

A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Londoner starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!" After the Londoner finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the Londoner. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The Londoner looks down in absolute horror "Omigosh!!!!! he screams. "Where's my Rolex ????..."

Is it any good? I was thinking of getting a hold of it. Neutral Milk Hotel - In The Aeroplane Over The Sea. It's finally starting to click with me now and I'm even enjoying Jeff Magnum's singing. 51524[/snapback] Yeah, really good. I'll certainly buy it. As I said, they sound like Queens of the stoneage only harder and faster. It's like everything I'd hoped for from The Eagles of Death Metal but that they failed to deliver. They find a good rhythm/riff and just pound the shit out of it for a few minutes, occasional shouts and screams are interspersed but they have left the 'roll' in the gig case and stuck purely with the 'rock'.

Lightning Bolt - Hypermagic Mountain turned up loud! Like Songs for the Deaf but not as soft.

I wouldn't want my kids looking at this kind of filth!

Well snap the one you did and do a better one. Hasseloff is evil, that's why Germans like him, they've always had a softspot for maniacal genocidists.

Who the fuck is listening to Rolf Harris? Jesus wept. And David Twatting Hasselhoff? Whoever you are your just trying to goad me. Teletubbies? I'm intrigued by this Beatles vs Ramones thing if anyone can direct me to it. Aqua? Fuck a duck!

Is teletext still going like? I thought it was obsolete now that pixels don't necessarily have to be 3 inches wide.

So litter pisses you off but you don't mind owners letting their dogs shit on the pavement? Er, right. 51400[/snapback] Natural fertilisation.

22? I was pissed when i never got a trophy, but that kind of score deserves recognition.

##fucking class.