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Amazing. What will they think of next.

Whey someone should take that badge away from under your Ava. Standards are slipping round here, the N-O Admin squad would have been onto that immediately.

What the Helen of Troy is THAT! I thought it was a horse for a second, then I realised it's barely taller than a dog and has a squirells tail! Scary

You're all soft as shite. Call Yasell Geordies? Think I'll go topless on the way home, top up me tan!

Agreed. Society puts the theory into practice. Take yourself out of society and the theory breaks down. 57787[/snapback] What do you reckon the geezer's iPod in you av is worth? 57789[/snapback] Nowt much but I'd pay a bomb for the snazzy hat and stylish smock combo.

Theoretically, but technically his existence hasn't been proven and so his act of weeping cannot be proved.

Agreed. Society puts the theory into practice. Take yourself out of society and the theory breaks down.

I have £10 in my pocket but 'in practice' it's an IOU, that's why it says "I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of". It's worth is theoretically £10 until I get the gold bullion I'm due.

In practice you'd have an IOU for £100K, but it's actual worth would be less than a flare gun.

Me having 100K is hypothetical or 100K is itself hypothetical? I'll stop buying lottery tickets if it's the latter. 57694[/snapback] You must be fucking thick if you don't know the answer to that one. Either that or you're being very pedantic 57729[/snapback] Well I am king pedant but in this case I was just looking for a discussion of money as a theoretic notion. You could have all the money in the world, but on a desert island you'd be as poor as a goat and all that.

You wouldn't even give it a shot then ring them if you failed? When I got my first flat I didn't have a clue what I was doing but I worked it out. I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker ringing the AA for it.

Mr Perfect's deed? I always thought the perfect plex was great Big Boss Man and Yokozuna were just unhealthily fat really.

Aye, Big Brother viewers should be banned from such follies and made to do something constructive - like post inconsequential banalities on an internet message board.

I'll buy Tonka toy cars and distribute them to needy children. I enjoy public transport too much to start going about in cars.

Me having 100K is hypothetical or 100K is itself hypothetical? I'll stop buying lottery tickets if it's the latter.

I see what your saying but Marjorie Dawes is one of the few characters I like. Probably because she isn't just a catchphrase. The other brilliant one was the black Preacher from the states, he only had one sketch though.

I thought that aswell, but when you are talking about sketch shows they all tend to have bits and pieces from other ones to some extent. The one that stuck out for me in LB is the Marjorie Daws one, blatent rip off of The League of Gentlemen's Pauline. 57675[/snapback] Marjorie Daws was on Shooting Stars 2 years before The League of Gentlemen was on like.

Wrong. You were 1000th man! I was the carpet cleaner. Still listening to lightning Bolt

Harry Enfield = The Fast Show = Little Britain A bit preamble, then laugh at the designated line. Gets old very quick.

Nail em up I say. Naaaaaiil some sense into them.

I only heard it for the first time today too and I'm quite happy with it, but It's not the kick to the gullet that mezmerize was. I couldn't stop listening to Mezmerize, but this is (as you would expect having been recorded at the same time) just more of the same. Still some lush bits on it. Kill Rock N Roll is great and I've liked Hypnotize since the single came out, though it does have a hint of Spinal tap (All The Way Home) to it. And congrats to Sammy on post 1000.

Tramps Sky

Grand Designs was on you liar.

Once someone gets near my lightning pool score I'll have to extend my lead but I don't play anything else. If at first you don't succeed - give up.

I don't recall any minge shots, I have to say. 56968[/snapback] There aren't any in Billy - Bell he ate either.