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I think it's just you. I downloaded withoot bother last night. (some entirely uncopyrighted material of course)

Is it just me who was reminded of the office by that? "No, I'd bend each one of the girls out of the Corrs over and do......."

Yeah, but who you name as your influences because you want to sound cool and who's actually influenced you are two separate things. I've not cross referenced the full list of bands, but the majority might like to say the Stooges were an influence, but they don't sound like the Stooges as much as they sound like U2. I've got their first greatest hits, can't remember the last time I listened to it though. Must've been the week it came out.

No christmas lights in vietnam this year. They're just hanging glitter.

Producers "We know you didn't mind getting water hoyyed on you and being called an idiot, you laughed it off, took part in the rest of the show AND the other show on ITV2 afterwards. But the thing is, no-one watches this shite after the auditions, because it's shite. Any chance you can quit the show to whip up a bit of hype, we'll pay your full whack" Louis "Dat's foin, to be sure. Where's me Lucky Charms?"

Never watch it after the auditions which are funny as owt for a bit Sunday morning recovery viewing, but I DID see louis getting 3 glasses of water chucked at him for saying some smogmonsters carrying guitars but not playing them were shit. He was right to be quite fair.

It was I. Never wrong you see. Back to the thread topic. People who go around in just a t-shirt saying they're geordies so they have to are thick. I thought the point was that Geordies weren't dull enough to refer to the weather. "It's cold today!" "No shit Sherlock" Put a scarf on and stop moaning.

Do you not even pretend to be carrying 2 carpets when you walk?

I disagree. 59078[/snapback] fair enough

What's that old saying? Something like "arguing on the internet is like entering the special Olympics, you're all spastics!" This goes beoynd that. 13 pages of arguing on the internet about how other people who argue on the internet don't argue on the internet as well as you argue on the internet just blows my mind in it's level of spasticity.

Well you can, but I might be compelled to point out how obvious that is. In this case though there's a question over who it offends. The term "Pakki" might be deemed offensive to people from Pakistan, but personally I was offended* at the insinuation that as an Englismen I'm inherrantly racist. A pakistani or Englisman could tell the joke with a degree of self deprication, a person of any other nationality could be construed as racist. But that in itself is racist I suppose. *I wasn't really offended. 59030[/snapback] So is it ok to comment then? 59036[/snapback] No, it's probably best if you just pipe down. 59039[/snapback] Can I just point out I'm offended by the spelling and grammar on here today? 59040[/snapback] I don't see why there's any argument about which which is best. N-O has a spell check, the most fundamental tool required in a forum!

Well you can, but I might be compelled to point out how obvious that is. In this case though there's a question over who it offends. The term "Pakki" might be deemed offensive to people from Pakistan, but personally I was offended* at the insinuation that as an Englismen I'm inherrantly racist. A pakistani or Englisman could tell the joke with a degree of self deprication, a person of any other nationality could be construed as racist. But that in itself is racist I suppose. *I wasn't really offended. 59030[/snapback] So is it ok to comment then? 59036[/snapback] No, it's probably best if you just pipe down.

Well you can, but I might be compelled to point out how obvious that is. In this case though there's a question over who it offends. The term "Pakki" might be deemed offensive to people from Pakistan, but personally I was offended* at the insinuation that as an Englismen I'm inherrantly racist. A pakistani or Englisman could tell the joke with a degree of self deprication, a person of any other nationality could be construed as racist. But that in itself is racist I suppose. *I wasn't really offended.

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon. Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...'' "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat " After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there." "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!" "Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results." "My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs Smith. "Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that." "Don't I know it," said Mrs Smith quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said. "Oh my God!" Mrs Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. "And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider her mother was so difficult to work with." "She was difficult?" asked Mrs Smith. "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look." "Four and five deep?" said Mrs Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. "Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in." Mrs Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your,.. um.. equipment?" "It's true, Ma'am yes. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away." "Tripod?" "Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long." With that, Mrs. Smith fainted............

RIP

Some loony lefty judge must've sent him there for rehabilatation.

It would be rude not to once people start offering, like knocking back a biscuit.

Well if anyone really wants to get me a bonus they can use this link to join http://www.rpoints.com/?ruid=46743

Sorry, I remembered that wrong. It's actually.. "Oh yeah, baby, you won't be able to shit right for a week"

She Ain't gonna walk right for a month!!

Nae bother. I thought of the referrals I could get but I mention it only out of kindness, not for personal gain.

1 point = 1 penny How many points you get depends where you're shopping. You get points for just searching on Price runner or placing a bid on ebay (without buying anything). You usually get between 1% & 5% of the cost of purchases back in points. So when I spent a grand on my projector I got £30 worth of points (3%). you get 2500 points for joining (£25) which is payable once you've earned 2500 points yourself. Bookies give you (on average) 1000 points once you've placed your first bet and there's loads of places you get points just for registering. It's great for building a little pot of cash up each year but the best thing about it is the forums where people post some fantastic deals. Last year it made the papers because Argos took ages to realize everyone had staff codes and saved £1000's on stuff. And you get told that Hot Water bottles are half price at woolies. (I also got Soul Calibur II for £4.99 but they seem to be out of stock now).

I was having my weekly scout about www.rpoints.com last night and noticed it. If anyone doesn't use rpoints, do start. I feel like I'm on double the salary now that I get everything cheap as chips. The very notion of buying something at WH Smith now fills me with dread.

I haven't got one at the minute, although I'm thinking of investing tbh. 58490[/snapback] Woolies have got an offer on hotwater bottles... http://www.woolworths.co.uk/ww_p2/promotio...fid=feat4700020

Public Enemy - New Whirl Odor Nothing like the quality of classic PE, but still preferable to anything by the 50 cent. What's going on with Public Enemy anyhow? Rebirth of a Nation was only a few months ago and now New Whirl Odor and a greatest hits in between. Obviously they're hoping that quantity will compensate for quality. And where does Flava Flav get the time between appearing on unreality based TV shows?