Happy Face

How many Toontastic Forumers does it take to change a lightbulb? 37. 1 to change the bulb, 1 to tell the changer they’re shit, 5 to backup the shit slinger, 1 to provide a BBC article on the drop in population of arctic Penguins, 1 to point out penguins are great, even better on unicycles, 1 to masturbate furiously, 25 to blame Souness for the light going out, 1 to point out bulbs are racist because they emit light rather than dark, 1 to blame immigrants for the light going out

Aye but their preview of the Villa game shows everything that is wrong Why the fuck post that article yit?

Macho man Randy Ramage was canny the neet.

Suggested viewing.... http://www.sirnosir.com/

If you only need her face, can I have the tits ? 62960[/snapback] You'd never tear yourself away from a mirror.... 62965[/snapback] Jesus Christ. Thanks for the mental image of Jimbo, tit in one hand lifting it to his tongue, cock in the other masturbating furiously and admiring it all in the mirror.

This thread is really lightening my day. That was very clever if you know German.

The Ref gave a free kick against Shearer so he won't get punished again.

Not too sure about them shades like.... http://www.thetabworld.com/Ibanez__GIO__el...ar_reviews.html "It has alot of downsides but it is cheap. If you possess any skill you should go with a different model or brand." Oh dear! My Guitar....

That, and we're all racialistic.

I'd buy Shola Ameobi and hobble him.

But I'd rather use matches and tabs to burn and poke through my eyes than watch either of those two.

This series is the first time I've watched any of it. Ant and Dec are funny. Some blonde lass has broke her spine. No better entertainment.

Good god!

I've not bought a giutar for ages but I always found Merchant City to be very reasonable. http://www.guitarstrings.co.uk/

while we're at it, why don't you enlighten me as to exactly what alan shearer's strengths are these days? at least shola is mobile and can run at defenders. it's a sad that it's come to this, but shearer now seems unable of creating anything or converting any of the chances that come his way. and yet i can't remember too many threads on this board devoted to bashing our skipper. for me shola has been the better player of the two this season yet comes in for more stick because he's an easy target. 62524[/snapback] Come on Dan, you can beat the boo boys. Fight them head on rather than sidetracking. Point out how Ameobi is our all time third top scorer in Europe. How he scored almost as many as Bellamy last season with less appearences. How he scored 2 against the mackems (though one got stolen from him). And he's managed all that despite being shit. That takes talent man.

Shame The Beach Boys - Fun Fun Fun

The one and only.

Me and AW have deduced that you are SM.

You can't do that man. I'll be in the shit if you start going on to people about my forum use and it comes out.

The smoggie designer? I think not.

thats some combination and are you AT? 62413[/snapback] Nope, I'm not in GI.

Tell you what, I'll presume you're always listening to Eddy Perfect and you can just say when you're listening to anything else.

Buck 65 - The Centaur recommended to those of you that like Lynard Skynard and Roots Manuva.

Oh aye. I meant "He's gonna 'it 'im"

This place really is scraping the bottom of the barrell now. How pathetic do you have top be to persist with a thread based on shite puns? A new code of conduct should be written up that we all a-deer to.