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Wouldn't have happened on Saddam's watch.

A part of my phonecall with Barclaycard yesterday went HF: Hello, I'd like to cancel my card please. BC: Well your balance is clear and you arn't being charged so you might as well leave it. HF: Yes, but I'll never use it again. BC: Well your balance is clear and you aren't being charged so you might as well leave it. HF: I told you I won't use it, your rate is the worst on the market. I wouldn't touch it. So can I just cancel please? BC: Can you hold............(1 minute wait)....What if we were to offer you 15.5%apr on balance transfers. HF: No that's still worse than any other card i have. Go lower than 9% on purchases and I might. BC: We can't do that HF: I know, that's why I want to cancel. BC: Well your balance is clear and you arn't being charged so you might as well leave it. They take the piss

Well Homer Simpson says he's a wife beating drunk. And I prefer to believe a real life television personality over a forum robot.

His avatar leads me to believe he's a wife beating drunk. His posts show that he's a BBC plant, going all out to get the hits on www.bbc.co.uk up.

Aye, but only to attract women. 99122[/snapback] Love your avatar 99124[/snapback] 99125[/snapback] I think it's sick. A mini Zangief like that could seriously damage a child's developing spine. Shame on you. 99127[/snapback] Woah, Woah, Woah! (That's English for stop a horse). I'm not Zangief. I just filmed it. You don't have a go at the BBC for bombs going off in Basra do you?

Aye, but only to attract women. 99122[/snapback] Love your avatar 99124[/snapback]

Aye, but only to attract women.

Thats fine for him but not much use to me...... 98682[/snapback] Whey you can sit outside where I work to get your thrills 98690[/snapback] FYEO ????? 98694[/snapback] Are blokes on there? eww. 98759[/snapback] there certainly is but they are absolute hounds..... 98760[/snapback] I'll have to send my cv in and class up the joint.

Thats fine for him but not much use to me...... 98682[/snapback] Whey you can sit outside where I work to get your thrills 98690[/snapback] FYEO ????? 98694[/snapback] Are blokes on there? eww.

Thats fine for him but not much use to me...... 98682[/snapback] Whey you can sit outside where I work to get your thrills

Sit outside Newcastle students union watching the Blart going in and coming out again.

The league of excrement goes... Poo® Crap Shit The Arsenal Stadium Mystery Escape to Victory

We've just missed National Bramley Apple week 98604[/snapback] And today is International Mother Language Day . I've not seen any of the foreigners on here speak their own language in celebration.

That reminds me of this site. My favourite is "Compost awareness week" running 7-13 May, they have their own website here. Don't forget! It's all a crock of shit like isn't it.

Not fit for tomorrow Story

I might be fascist and perhaps a bastard but I'm certainly not visually impairedist. I have the utmost respect for anyone who masturbates that much.

Have you heard of Kung Fu Hustle? Up for best foreign film at the Bafta's this year. Well it's the same bloke (Stephen Chow) and i think it's as good as that. Bunch of people are shit at soccer, but realise that using their Kung Fu skills in the game gives them the advantage. It's frigging hilarious. £5.99 at Sendit and worth every penny Or PM me your address and I'll send you my copy. Everyone must see it.

I ordered that this morning with a £5 Amazon voucher from Rpoints. Spooky.

Appearance is a tad messy? How can I improve it then Chris? 98549[/snapback] That's bollocks like. I only stay with this forum because it's a right looker. 98560[/snapback] Agreed. The temporary N-O board looks better than the standard one.

Close but no cigar. That would be Shaolin Soccer.

"Sinde"? How so? As for Mr Operator. I thought it was impossible to get sacked when working for the government. A place i had to visit had one falla whose screen was on such a low resolution and so zoomed in that he literally had at most 2 letters on screen at once. He used to read his mail 2 letters at a time. I can't imagine what use he could have been.

Cheers, couldn't remember the late night replay. They want to release the DVD like. "You want the Moon on a stick"

Was TMWRNJ on on a Sunday morning? I'm sure it was, but I'm also sure it couldn't have been, due to the fact it invloved drinking gallons of sperm, and an orange freaking out and telling people to fuck off. Am I getting confused with Fist of Fun? Was that on later? And which one included "When things spill get knocked over or fall out of cupboards" with Greg Eviggen from My Two Dads?

Howay man 98542[/snapback] Oops, I forgot...

Champion. I should have remembered it, but I'm not as old as you . Didn't it change from series to series, there was a world cup one.