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I love Rowan. (not in a bum love way before you start).

Excellent. I'm in (for 10 minutes or so, I'd be more dedicated if only I were a soopafan).

quadruple exclusive shirley? 99759[/snapback] Congratulationhs, you have won a spot in Countdown's dictionary corner. Go to Tyne Tees by tyhe quayside and pick up your tickets from reception.

Thrice the exclusive. No, wait...is it quatro exclusive? Four Times? Anyway

A story so flimsy it's not even on Talksports own website.

http://217.158.112.238/vsite/vcontent/cont...ws-item,00.html I thought I'd be happier that Bramble was out the team. He must've won me round with his cheeky little grin. Edit: forgot the story... Actually no quotes there to say it's 3 weeks. Can someone delete this?

three times actually... we'd slready merged two threads together (wish people would read before they post, it's not like we're even a busy forum) 99677[/snapback] Yeah, I tried responding to the first duplicate but you's were too quick. I was happy the third one appeared so my witicism got another chance and this thread can now go in the gold section.

I thought Bob Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues was raptastic a long time before grandmaster flash. I agree with most of what you've said in the thread, I was just making the point that as good as your questions (and answers) were, some of them could be construed as 'open'. Clamber down off your overly defensive Scott Parker style horse

Twice the exclusive

The "not proper fans" line that gets trotted out on these occasions bemuses me. Are arseholes unable to be supporters. It's as if saying that their "not proper fans" is meant to deter people from doing that sort of thing more than the fact you'd be a vile individual if you even considered it. Whether chucking cups of shit, taunting Smith as he lay with his leg in bits or pelting his ambulance, whether they're season ticket holding soopafans or not, they're just cunts.

Anyone go last night? My cousin was hoyed out for fighting, and after the match we saw a load of constabulary vehicles pelting down that way. Has the smack rat been a naughty boy again?

Aye maybe but at least the old e is keeping me from the alzheimer's some are developing http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...indpost&p=59855 99500[/snapback] You've proved my point? Cut down the e numbers and you'll be able to read that thread and see that I said nothing of the sort. Quiz question. What does Brian May call his guitar? Non quiz question. In your opinion who released the first hip hop single?

Yes thankyou.

I don't agree with anything Malcolm Macdonald says, but I do think Parker is capable of more. I dont understand how Macdonald could think Parker's team mates would get pissed off with him. 99513[/snapback] Parker could possibly be capable of more, but go through the starting line up tonight. He'd come very low on the list of players who could give more. Bowyer, Ameobi and Luque deserve a hell of a lot more slagging. Parker was as good as anyone out there tonight though Emre and Solano looked like they might provide more (but didn't).

Our defence gets lambasted all over the shop. Parker helps out and we hardly concede a goal, so he gets shit for not flying forward. I don't get it. If Bowyer wasn't so shit, mebeez he could have helped out in the going forward department. i think people are listening to Malcolm (Twat) Macdonald too much.

I don't often agree with you, but I see where you are coming from. I didn't even notice him in the second half. He put a few good challenges in. Boum deserved it IMO. 99489[/snapback] I take it you werent there? Boum? if it was for "most improved player" then yeah give it to him otherwise there were at least 4 others on that pitch who were ahead of him. For me it was Solano all day long, followed by Titus, Parker and Emre. 99496[/snapback] I was there, but I thought Emre tried to do too much, probably down to lack of movement. I will get slated but Parker does seem to be happy just getting stuck in, rather that playing how he made a name for himself at Charlton, in the Stevie G role. 99504[/snapback] Is that meant to be a good or a bad thing? 99505[/snapback] Well Stevie G is good defensively and is good going forward, but is good when givena free role. Parker is a good player, but made a name for himself when Matt Holland was brought in to cover the back 4 and Parker pushed up, where he scored a canny few. Gerrard could do a job in the holding role, and would be class at it, but he is much better going forward and driving the team forward with him, I think Parker would be the same. 99506[/snapback] But do you want him doing that with our defence like it is? In my opinion it's far better to have him covering and going forward on the odd occassion he is able to. How many have we conceded since he came back?

I don't often agree with you, but I see where you are coming from. I didn't even notice him in the second half. He put a few good challenges in. Boum deserved it IMO. 99489[/snapback] I take it you werent there? Boum? if it was for "most improved player" then yeah give it to him otherwise there were at least 4 others on that pitch who were ahead of him. For me it was Solano all day long, followed by Titus, Parker and Emre. 99496[/snapback] I was there, but I thought Emre tried to do too much, probably down to lack of movement. I will get slated but Parker does seem to be happy just getting stuck in, rather that playing how he made a name for himself at Charlton, in the Stevie G role. 99504[/snapback] Is that meant to be a good or a bad thing?

Was it that bad? Wasn't great, but more than we've come to expect.

Utter shite! A souness team would have lost tonight with Ameobi on the left and Luque up front from the start. We never looked in trouble (perhaps minorly in the closing stages) and just missed the world class strikers we have. A Souness team would have used that as an excuse to be outplayed all over the park.

Oh that's right lets all gang up on the stoopid australian that actually made an effort to help unlike you eurovision promise everything deliver nothing or you U2 are the most influencial band in the world, ever, fact, types! 99468[/snapback] Too many e numbers in your diet tbh

Talking up the price. We can't lose.

I don't know what fireproofing he's used but I think the force of a ha dooken would take the bairn out, even if the flames didn't. He'd have to use the strong punch though because they're on a bike and could out run the light punch one.

didnt get that one??wots the mystrey? rocks 99243[/snapback] The bairn's parent (or guardian) has fashioned a Zangief repellent board for the nipper. Either that or has used his child as a sort of storage compartment.

Let's all just agree it was a shit quiz question eh?