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Spirits are evil and induce the liquid ghost to arise from within. I didn't lose my phone though.

Are they all highly intellectual individuals dressing to comment on the current social decline towards imbecilia? No way could they all go to one place and not realise they're twats.

May all your hopes and dreams be fulfilled on this joyous day. May your candles extinguish readily. May your gifts unwrap with ease. and may you receive all that you desire.

Who knocked me out like (Fact Hunt)?

That's one shocked dog!

He was good in American History X.

I wish my birthday was during the season so I could get a home win to celebrate. Congratulations for surviving another year.

I loved it and thought the two leads were amazing. Recommended

how do you spell mongasooto bootalaysee? I don't think I'm anywhere near.

Ghostface Killah - Fishscale - Suprisingly good, The only other album I'd heard was The Pretty Toney album which i thought was canny shit. But this is quality. The Zutons - Tired of Hanging Around - Disappointing. I loved the last album.

The only thing I felt let down by was when she could have finished the job, I don't care what kind of state I could be in, I would not have missed that opportunity. 110297[/snapback] Aye I know what you mean. I would have mashed his heed in with the rifle butt. Useless lezza. 110299[/snapback] It annoys me when they say "based on true events" then proceed to show events that no-one could possibly suggest occured. Open Water was the same. That was shit though, Wolf Creek was good despite it's flimsy claims of authenticity.

She'll do for me I think she's LUSH 112549[/snapback] Pah! Nowt on Michaela...

The Sopranos when Juniour was watching Curb your Enthusiasm and couldn't understand why he and Bobby were on TV. I ached with laughter.

You'll have to have your penis shortened to meet regulations, I'm afraid. 112239[/snapback] Voice of experience? Do you watch a lot of gay geek porn or backscuttle geeks yourself? 112242[/snapback] Touched a nerve? 112247[/snapback] It's basically a nerve ending that leaks tbh

You'll have to have your penis shortened to meet regulations, I'm afraid. 112239[/snapback] Voice of experience? Do you watch a lot of gay geek porn or backscuttle geeks yourself?

Who else has got the gravitas to carry it off? 112112[/snapback] Michela Strachan.

Slimy total arsehole wanker. Hope he stays till thend for entertainment though. Like the slimy bloke last year.

I found her more annoying than entertaing. Syed on the other hand... http://209.59.179.55/pervysyed.gif Randy little bugger, up and down like the Syrian empire.

I put this in another thread but have enjoyed it so much I'll put it here too. Tuan off The Apprentice regularly posts his thoughts on the show in the Pistonheads forum here (He's GI Jnr - owns a Ferrari and Lamborghini) Even better than that are his show diaries here

Tuan (one of the contestants) posts on Pistonheads. There's a highly entertaining 65 page thread about the Apprentice on there where he offers insight to the show. http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.a...41&t=241816&h=0

But APART from Desperate housewives, Lost, American chopper, American Hot Rod, Biker build off, Top Gear, Poirot, Shameless, Six feet under, River cottage, Red Dwarf, Ray Mears Bushcraft ,Documentarys, anything about space/genetics/murders/aliens/strange people, MOTD, weekend westcountry match and X factor *deep breath* WHAT has the tv ever done for us?

You're thinking of Everybody Loves Raymond.

SO is quite humourous, but I don't think he could get his humour on air at 8pm.

Brimming with show tunes, no doubt. Just finished watching "The Contest", I am thoroughly unimpressed, can someone explain to me what;s genius about it? 111940[/snapback] The fact that at 8pm on American network tv they do a half hour show about wanking. That a woman is involved. That this was 13 years before uproar when Janet Jackson revealed a bit of bosom. That it's perfectly clear they are talking about wanking but never come out and say it. Seminal tbh

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