Happy Face

Richard Hawley - Just Like the Rain I had it on repeat all the way home last night and all the way back in today, the rest of the album is canny, but this song is too good. Annoying that Blunt is raking it in when Hawley, Johnson and Banhart are infinitely superior.

There's very little I don't like. Hence my name. 114751[/snapback] Exactly, no quality control 114753[/snapback] I'm like the bizarro Alex, the anti-Alex, Alex to the power minus 1. I take joy in anything and everything. 114760[/snapback] Loving the avatar Happy Face 115189[/snapback] Thanks for the screengrab.

'hide £50 in Durham' Well this is obviously a professional gal who knows that all John's respect and trust their hooers. She'd never take that money and spend it on crack. This is getting silly.

Tha lush. One of my favourites. Not as good as a white chocolate one, but infinitely better than a lemon one which is just vile. Bueno is the greatest chocky bar ever. FACTOTUM.

That my low quality standards mean I like anything that isn't obviously and totally shit. That I don't like Alex.

1 bald man 1 tub of vaseline 1 butchers bin I've seen that video too no?

They'll be coming up with some daft new offside variation instead. You're not offside if you don't touch the ball and the goalkeepers line of sight to the ball is unimpeded. Dafties.

There's very little I don't like. Hence my name. 114751[/snapback] Exactly, no quality control 114753[/snapback] I'm like the bizarro Alex, the anti-Alex, Alex to the power minus 1. I take joy in anything and everything. 114760[/snapback] Exactly, no quality control. 114763[/snapback]

There's very little I don't like. Hence my name. 114751[/snapback] Exactly, no quality control 114753[/snapback] I'm like the bizarro Alex, the anti-Alex, Alex to the power minus 1. I take joy in anything and everything.

There's very little I don't like. Hence my name.

"Able to work alone or as part of a team" "Excellent communication skills" "emphasis on customer focus" you'll be a shu in

I loved it and thought the two leads were amazing. Recommended 113226[/snapback] No and no. I thought it was garbage. Totally unbelievable. Family find out Dad has violent past and think... maybe I could be violent too and start shooting people and engaging in violent sex. Absolute tosh. 114698[/snapback] Totally agreed the film was asbolute gash 114701[/snapback] They don't just find out their dad has a violent past, they find out he still is a violent man. He hasn't changed. This turns his wife on and she hates herself for it, she enjoys the rough sex and tries to deny it by remaining angry with him and pretending to blame him. Women love a tough guy. It's all about survival of the fittest, the strongest will flourish and always have, we can all pretend to be goody goody, anti-war, give peace a chance lefties, but if something threatens us or our family, we need to kick an arse or two. If Joey had been the lads father all along, then the son would have been a hard case at school all along, but Tom made the conscious decision that Joey was dead. Tom supressed Joey, and his son supressed his strength in the same way. Only when Joey was forced to act and the son witnessed it all did he start to consider what he might be capable of. He became his fathers son. Inherited the characteristics that benefit him. Nature versus nurture. It's a class film.

"I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!"

A nightmare scenario. Like the end of ghostbusters you have to get the streams together, but if you've been waiting a while the ability to reallign is severely impeded by the need to get it out. I had people back and someone shit in my bath. I think it was a dirty protest but don't know who to blame

Got to the photos and none of them work Class like.

Not for Gemmil. He faces one way and pisses the other Ronaldinho style. Always in control.

I pissed in an old girlfriends laundry basket. We split up not much later My brother pissed on my stereo Insurance paid out still

Can't see it happening without a stott on like, and surely you can anticipate that.

No, but you can make adjustments, I never have a problem with it, although I do sit half the time anyway... I do however have a problem with "splash-back" from urinals, so I won't use them. 114307[/snapback] Please tell me you only do your sitting when you need a shit. I don't have a problem with this. I don't piss on the floor and I don't piss on the seat. If for some reason I do piss on the seat (never the floor ), I wipe the fucker off with bog roll and flush it down the bog, so no one's any the wiser. 114311[/snapback] You can't tell me you've never been totally shit-faced and completeley missed with the first squirt. When I'm pissed I take a little nap and hope for the best targetwise. I would never consciously piss on the seat and leave it though. That's just vile.

I've laughed more at this than 'Bizarre'. 'Foreskin pointing the wrong way' When you're as tall as me the target is a lot smaller. Wacky can just rest his over the ledge, with the aid of a stool.

Pete Doherty! Does that remind anyone else of the shining? Room 217?

I can't help but piss myself laughing thinking of the people on some other forum (perhaps mackem) pissing themselves laughing at their ruse and working late waiting for a 'cock shot'. Smooth Operator - the next coconut man?

Have they said how many we're getting for the Mackem game? All I could find is applications have to be in by Wednesday.

The Daily Star will be printing all the perviest responses received.

Will she relieve a dwarf?