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Os Mutantes - A Minha Menina

Welcome to two pages ago tbh. 119351[/snapback] "I haven't got TIME!!!......for this bullshit"

Tell em to fuck off. Do they starve themselves over Ramadan 'to showrespect'? Utter bollocks.

I thought there was more than a touch of irony about it, and I certainly don't think it was saying this is what happens if you do drugs. Kind of reminded me of those "informational" films the US government released on the dangers of cannabis. 119177[/snapback] If it was meant to be ironic, I don't remember the director tipping me the wink that that was the case. It all seemed to play very straight to me. I've not seen it for years like, I might give it another go to see what I missed, I can always jump to the aforementioned dildo scene if i still don't like it. Don't think there's that much on at the minute, although I don't pay attention that much these days. Used to be a right film dweeb when I was younger though - a bit like Happy Face. 119197[/snapback] Hostel

Ellen Burstyn was very good.

RJD2 - Ghostwriter (on repeat all morning)

I enjoyed Man on Fire too. Watched Requiem for a Dream yesterday. Jesus it was bleak viewing, but a good film. Well acted, but not one to watch if you're suicidal. 119150[/snapback] It looked good and that, but did you think bleakness was stupidly bleak? Fair enough to warn people against drugs but (***and there's spoilers coming up so look away if you ain't seen it***) EVERY one of the four users ends up such a horrific state it was just silly. Even if you get a canny strong drug dependency, doesn't mean you'll end up as bad as any one of them, to have all four plumb such depths spoiled it for me.

It's out on DVD. http://www.selectcheaper.com/search/dvdpro...psearch=TVD3548

DIG! - It would be hilarious if it wasn't true. As it is, it's a horrifying documentary (as horrifying as a music doc can get anyway). The Dandy Warhols and The Brian Jonestown Massacre are bands that tour together and have a good time. When the Dandy's knuckle down to some hard work and get some recognition, The BJM fall apart at the seams trying to keep it 'real' (partying hard, not selling out). It's been compared to Spinal Tap and that's spot on, the reality gives it more Officey cringe type laughs than proper belly laughs. They fawn over over Anton (singer with BJM) as a genius and compare him to Jesus, then complain when his ego gets out of control, what the fuck did they expect? I'd recommend it to all, I'm not a fan of either band and thoroughly enjoyed it. I hope the people that were in it saw their behaviour and have since reigned it in a tad. I doubt it though.

If you liked Taxi Driver or Falling Down. Yeah. Not as good as either, but still good. 117393[/snapback] Enjoyed it. Felt sorry for the poor fucker though. 118600[/snapback] I think Peasepud is going that way. Needs something to take his mind off these missions of his or he'll end up on the front of The Sun.

Lord of War - Horseshit (At the end it says "Based on actual events", then at the end of the credits it says "The events and characters depicted in this film are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental." Wossalltharabout?) The Manchurian Candidate (1962) - Canny

Aye, that site was set up and T-shirts produced. Neither do it justice though.

I mentioned it on Bizarre, but 'Coconut Man' is the greatest thread I've ever seen. But it seems to have been removed from Football365's forums If anyone can find it, or saved it at the time, please let me know. It started with a daft lad starting a "Post a Pic of your Lass" thread. Once he'd posted his lass it was open season, she was photoshopped into all kinds of highly amusing scenario's. But then some bright spark opened a Faceparty account with the photo and set the profile to as "cum guzzling whore of Babylon" or something similar. Blokes were round her like flies round shit, So we insisted they send in photos with a sign saying "I Am Cocounut Man". Many Men (and a woman) did. See here and here for examples. After getting the photos, meetings were arranged, and the best one was a nasty fat middle aged bloke with a tache with a wife and kids who was sent on a wild goose chase around some hotel where one of the posters worked. He got a bit stroppy when he found out the ruse and that he was going to be exposed. I don't think it happened though, it's not the kids fault their dad was a twat.

Shit man, you're like Sam Spade, Hercule Poirot and Thomas Sullivan Magnum all rolled into one, I should have known better than to question you.

No-one would hold it against you if you deleted Zico's to make it happen either.

2nd best I think. The best thread ever resulted in this bloke sharing a picture of his cock with the world... There were many other coconut men too. Back on this topic though, if you get his name, rather than claim to be the law, you could claim to be the disgruntled father of one of these poor young girls. Tell him to enjoy his kneecaps while he can because you aren't happy.

£10 off thirtd place. Better than a punch in the head.

So what actually went into the magazine/book? Owt or nowt? Has it been left for an innocent member of the public to find?

Peasepud must like the Dustybin idea. Shame he's scouted bins everywhere except the library where it's going down. He's even found a skip so he can fit in a receptacle

If you liked Taxi Driver or Falling Down. Yeah. Not as good as either, but still good.

Class. I've got a feeling the Durham City library will be a lot busier than their average Saturday, with a lot more mysterious men in suspiciously large moustaches round the place than usual. 117253[/snapback] Durham library tomorrow..........

Mohammed shirley? 117157[/snapback] No, Our Lady was the one I was always tough. A cartoon of mohammed on a moped would get us a fatwa, and we're in enough trouble as it it. 117165[/snapback] Let's have a "Who can draw the best Mohammed?" contest and see if it causes as much trouble as Peasepud's Hitzfeld story.

Is it up to you's like? Doesn't she have a place she uses? 117159[/snapback] nah she said that i should suggest where 117161[/snapback] Tell her Sven's

Is it up to you's like? Doesn't she have a place she uses?

Not even some brown angel delight?