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I was all game when my mate got one, a load of us applied but they found a loophole to jip everyone of us. Send 1 ipod to every hundredth applicant and all their mates will try. Scamadamadingdong. Apologies to anyone who clicked the link I had in my sig.

I'm afraid so. Imagine Vito pounding away in his leather biker outfit.

Sounds more 2005y to me.

Could this be the real reason you like Lidl... Hats off to you sir for bringing filth into a groceries thread.

People on here only like it so much because they can see themselves in the characters. Mostly in Simon, the nerdy IT support, always right, nit picking, twat pocket

That's more like it.

I hope he'll be here for a couple of our last games, so he can make an informed decision on who stays and goes in the summer. Would have preferred someone to take over once we went out of the cup so they had more games, but anything will be better than nothing.

Aye, this is how I see it If we finish 7th (possibleand perhaps likely) (1)If Boro get to the FA cup Final - rest easy they get their place off that, 7th will get us our Intertoto spot. (2)If they don't win the FA cup: (2a)If they don't win the UEFA Cup - rest easy, 7th will get us our Intertoto spot. (2b)If they do win the UEFA Cup - Bassas take Blackburns 6th spot place and Blackburn can enter the Intertoto. If we finish 6th (mathematically possible but unikely) (1)If Boro get to the FA cup Final - rest easy they get their place off that, 6th will get us straight into Europe. (2)If they don't win the FA cup: (2a)If they don't win the UEFA Cup - rest easy, 6th will get us our UEFA spot. (2b)If they do win the UEFA Cup - Bassas take Our 6th spot place and we have to enter the Intertoto. 123139[/snapback] when you say '(2) If they don't win the FA cup' do you infact mean 'If they dont get to the final'? otherwise I still dont get in! I guess that if we finish 7th the only way we miss out completely is if Boro win the uefa cup unless they also get the cup final as well. Jesus Im knackered thinking about all this! Better than working mind 123152[/snapback] Aye, sorry, I'll amend it. It's a shame Boro would have to be shite not to win it. But good that they've probably got the beating of West Ham. I can't remember where people were saying we'll need to hope Boro win. No such danger, if they win fuck all it'll be fine.

Aye, this is how I see it If we finish 7th (possibleand perhaps likely) (1)If Boro get to the FA cup Final - rest easy they get their place off that, 7th will get us our Intertoto spot. (2)If they don't get to the FA cup final: (2a)If they don't win the UEFA Cup - rest easy, 7th will get us our Intertoto spot. (2b)If they do win the UEFA Cup - Bassas take Blackburns 6th spot place and Blackburn can enter the Intertoto. If we finish 6th (mathematically possible but unikely) (1)If Boro get to the FA cup Final - rest easy they get their place off that, 6th will get us straight into Europe. (2)If they don't get to the FA cup final: (2a)If they don't win the UEFA Cup - rest easy, 6th will get us our UEFA spot. (2b)If they do win the UEFA Cup - Bassas take Our 6th spot place and we have to enter the Intertoto.

Canny, but ars just isn't taking off tbh 123119[/snapback] ars tbh

Dunno, the only European place is Blackburns to lose. Basically our only way in is to get four more points from West Brom, Birmingham and Chelsea than they get from Birmingham, Charlton, Chelsea and Man City. Intertoto will do though.

I don't think UEFA changed owt. They just reiterated it was down to the FA in each country to reward as they see fit. It was a one off due to sponsor pressure that Liverpool were allowed to qualify. The FA said if the winners of a competition haven't qualified on league position then they'll take the place of the lowest qualifier. Sooo if Arsenal win the Champions league they'll go into next years AND SPURS (4th place)WON'T. By the same token I deduce that if Boro win the UEFA and don't qualify by either the league or cup, then they will get the UEFA cup place that 6th currently take. I don't think 7th place comes into it other than Intertoto, but even then, that could go to Blackburn (in 6th) in the current situation (if they wanted it and Boro won the UEFA).

Struggled to find anywhere that even had the radio on. First half in the Strawberry was fine, but walked along to Haymarket and none of the pubs that way had it on Had to run back to the Strawberry and missed the start of the second half. It was heaving like and a good laugh. Especially when people were still going mad from the first goal when we won the pen. We couldn't even hear if it was a pen till it went in. Then down to the Sports Cafe to dance wa backs off in the basement. I'm rough today though

My mam pushes her trolley to the car and jusp piles the stuff in without bags. I swear to got that when she needs something she gets it from the boot of her car rather than a kitchen cupboard.

That's spot on 123059[/snapback] Superb. I suggest replacing "are really shit" with "do the trick" if you want it published though. 123063[/snapback] Perfect. Will do.

I believe submissions should go to jennifer.bradbury@ncjmedia.co.uk

I've sent one in, doubt they'll print it... Chronicle poems are really shit They only need to rhyme a bit But if they don’t then that’s OK You can just put what you want because all the best poems don’t rhyme. And you’ll look all fancy. But if a rhyme is what you want The words rearrange, to remove the daunt We should see how bad we can make them and still get printed. One of Sophie's will do.

They say it's REALLY bad, people on set had to leave because they couldn't watch.

If they couldn't be arsed to finish it properly why do they think we should read it.

Yoda's sending poems to the chronicle now.

That is classic, Eminem will be shitting himself

As Suicidal Sid would say...Bah!

Where? when? I've been aquiring them as they air in the US. Up to episode 6 last night and that was possibly as funny as Pine Barrens. Season 6 is better than it's ever been and from what I hear it's going to turn seriously dark in the next episode. You might consider this a spoiler so I'll not mention names but a main character is going to get raped by another main character. 122987[/snapback] Really! Should be finished dl'ding for when I get in. I take it Paulys in it a fair bit then. Just tell me the rape scene doesnt include Vito 122991[/snapback] Pauly's hardly in it tbh, but his few comments are very funny. I'm probably building it up too much, I want to re-watch it because after 14 pints and a derby win I was laughing at my sandwich. And I'm afraid it does.

Where? when? I've been aquiring them as they air in the US. Up to episode 6 last night and that was possibly as funny as Pine Barrens. Season 6 is better than it's ever been and from what I hear it's going to turn seriously dark in the next episode. You might consider this a spoiler so I'll not mention names but a main character is going to get raped by another main character.