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Who was that then?

Trainers and a bine in your wedding photos. That's class. Was the reception at the Monkey?

Because you'll fucking well need it 136576[/snapback] Miserable bastard 136598[/snapback] Oh aye Obviously I wish him all the best, but the more I think about it, the more I think he's a cheap, lazy, uninspired, short-term appointment. I'll be delighted if he proves me wrong. 136616[/snapback] Alex makes an early start on quotable character assassinations to be dragged out when it goes tits up.

*Takes newspaper to the toilet and tells everyone "I'm going for a nice dump"*

The Woodsman Left me with mixed feelings, as most films about paedophilia do. You're asked to take the guy at face value, someone who recognises he has an illness, wants to 'be normal' but can see that there's little light at the end of the tunnel. I was concerned that it asked me to be sympathetic, but then it shows you just how close he comes to giving in to temptation. It's unbearable to watch and sickens you that someone this dangerous is paroled. It answers no questions and comes to no conclusion; neither does it excuse anyone making the decisions they do. Kevin Bacon's performance is the best I've seen from him. Locked up for good or rehabilitated? The fact is the latter requires putting faith in a convicted child abuser. It would be very rare cases where I could imagine an abuser earning that trust.

The Leazes! The Leazes! The Leazes! Level 7, 4 or 5 rows from the back, in line with the right post, on the aisle. Good place for a sing song, shite for telling the difference between Babayaro and Boumsong at the other end.

I don't know if his or .co.uk's shit grammar give this the wrong inference, but hasn't he consistently said he doesn't want the job?

ohhhhh thats abit below the belt!! But i see if you all wanna play it that way carry on..... *goes to wipe pubic hairs from toilet seat, puts the loo seat down and then proceeds to wash and disinfect piss covered bathroom floor!! 136531[/snapback] Calm down dear, it's not just you, it's Meenzer too.. http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7069

*Looks at a map and is able to determine current position and direction home* Morning all.

The Decemberists - Picaresque It's mellifluous.

Classic film although i do get bored when Mr Vega is taking Mrs Wallace out for a bite.... 136359[/snapback] Really ? I think the scene where they are giving Mia Wallace the adrenaline shot is one of the best in cinema history. 136368[/snapback] But then, it was already one of the best scenes in cinema history 15 years earlier when Martin Scorsese filmed it for his 1978 film American Boy.

6'5" Not a clue what I weigh, between 13 and 14 stone I think. Skinny as fuck with a beer belly like a pregnant Peter Crouch.

Pos/Team/Weeklyscore/totalscore 1 Lee's Magpies Lee Ha 49 1953 2 Magic Darts Mark Sneddon 43 1946 3 Bill Nicholson Way seb terry 53 1918 4 Chow's Chunky Chimps Colin Chow 45 1912 5 Rasher Rovers glenn Flannery 71 1906 6 Optimistic Nutcases Chris Billany 53 1897 7 Souness Slags.. Oriol Reci 55 1884 8 Souness United Pete Ratcliffe 59 1881 9 nufc4ever Dave Higgins 71 1880 10 Col. Klink's Heroes Col. Wilhelm Klink 47 1835 11 raventoon sammynb aka steven l 16 1830 12 The Kinky Wizards Ben Reid 34 1817 13 Inspired United Phil Kelly 27 1813 14 Fact hunt XI Chris H 16 1808 15 The Big Men John F 22 1807 16 EveryTimeRef (NU) Shearer Gol 13 1805 17 Northern Goals Tom Lynch 35 1789 18 Faux Madrid Gary White 40 1777 19 aimless wanderers francis byrne 29 1728 20 Souness Out United Notmereal Name 19 1721 21 Republic of Teesside Rob Rochester 24 1710 22 Fat Freds Burgers FC Ben Porter 31 1708 23 Wye Aye Man M R 68 1693 24 Oooh Ahh Shrearaa Steve Nash 27 1685 25 rockin' robinho zico martin 16 1631 26 DREAM XI Chai Lai 38 1623 27 Straylight Run kevin hay 28 1602 28 The B-Sides david gordon 53 1591 29 MC United Matty Cameron 15 1587 30 Rasta Army Victoria Graham 23 1555 31 ewerk ewerk 702 1 1524 32 GeordieFish devil fish 25 1516 33 Toonplastic Craig Hayton 37 1501 34 Stimson United Mattias Karlsson 15 1476 35 Alba Gu Brath Ritchie Marshall 11 1470 36 Bootboys Sandy Lawson 23 1467 37 Blackhill Bees Michael Hodgson 22 1438 38 Sporting Lesbian Scott Robinson 26 1427 39 emre's army Niall Halpin 8 1387 40 Warcraft Wonders will ford 63 1165 How! Sniper! Who won the cup then? Couldn't organise a blowjob in a brothel tbh.

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean Greenland, El Salvador too. Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela Honduras, Guyana, and still, Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil. Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan, Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam. Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland And Germany now one piece, Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia Italy, Turkey, and Greece. Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania Ireland, Russia, Oman, Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran. There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain, The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal France, England, Denmark, and Spain. India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan, Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia) And China, Korea, Japan. Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia The Philippine Islands, Taiwan, Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand Then Borneo, and Vietnam. Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana, Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia Guinea, Algeria, Ghana. Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo The Spanish Sahara is gone, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia Egypt, Benin, and Gabon. Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali Sierra Leone, and Algiers, Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya Cameroon, Congo, Zaire. Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman, Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia... Crete, Mauritania Then Transylviania, Monaco, Liechtenstein Malta, and Palestine, Fiji, Australia, Sudan.

Sympathy For Lady Vengeance is out now too by the same geezer. It's good too.

Timecode The fact that the title has nothing whatsoever to do with the story, but with the method behind filming it says everything. It’s a throwaway story centred around a production office where one of the partners is having an affair, on this afternoon his mistress and her partner arrive for what is meant to be an audition. It’s not the story that makes it so watchable; the whole film is an experiment. Filmed as a symphony, the screen is split into 4 and each section runs unedited for 90 odd minutes. Volume is adjusted within each screen so you know what to follow and it works surprisingly well. Particularly when each section is brought together at some exact point such as the ongoing tremors that occur (you can see people reacting in entirely different locations at precisely the same time) or the zoom each camera does at a specific moment. You have to believe the creators of 24 saw this and were inspired, if that was all it achieved I’d be grateful.

Nowt wrong with Dolly Parton tbh. Leadbelly - Where Did You Sleep Last Night Robert Johnson - Honeymoon Blues Muddy Waters - I'm Your Hoochi Coochie Man Akalá - This Is London

I got a similar deal. 1 bar that stopped serving drink at 11pm and only served scran for an hour at each meal time. Not great scran either. Still, the flight and 7 nights board is still a bargin at that price. Take a bit money and don't hang around the hotel.

That's what I thought, till I heard him do Froggy Went A Courtin'. Ben stiller does a funny piss take of him/his fans... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7...5&q=springsteen http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=16...0&q=springsteen

Never been a huge fan, but like his new album. Then I heard his live show that was broadcast on radio 2 last night, all off the new album and it's amazing. You can listen for a week... http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/soldonsong/wha...teen_live.shtml

Glad to see Vinnie Jones does very little in it.

I love the 'Knot, "Don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows" - Dylan "I get the news I need on the weather report" - Simon & Garfunkle

Confetti, the new British rom-com. Thought it would be shit and was only half proved wrong, the two puff planners are really funny and the Martin Freeman/Jessica Stevenson couple are superbly played to tug at the old heart strings. The other 2 couples were annoying in an unfunny way and the supposed documentary format wasn't really followed all the way through.

So the car would be held back, wheels spinning and producing plumes of smoke? Held back by a lad on rollerskates?

Doesn't matter. The force is moving the plane, not the wheels. 135628[/snapback] The force is transmitted through the wheels where there is an equally sized opposite force from the treadmill. hence no motion. To use your bloke on rollerskates analogy. They are at steady state (rollerskates going matching treadmill speed hence no motion). Then you give him a push and extra momentum hence the speed of his wheels increases. The question stated that this increase would be matched by an increase in treadmill speed hence no forward motion. 135632[/snapback] So you're saying I couldn't extend my arms and move the skater forward? what force is stopping me like?