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20 Lottery tickets Barcelona to win at evens.

2000 penny chews.

They're all diabolical geniuses like (or is that geniui?). Got away with it too. Should be put down.

Evil, Evil animals.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england...ire/4986844.stm The follow up to Snakes on a Plane should be Cats on a Crane.

A ride on the Duff blimp.

Did you colour them all in pink?

They sound keen, you want to tell them you have other offers and hold out for a bit more spon.

Just lucky. My brother entered a competition about 18 months ago (23 September 2004 to be exact) to meet them and ask them a question. Because of this I've been on MTV/The Hits loads of times. If you own their DVD, Girls On Film, you can watch me whenever you want. I've since had lunch with them in a swish London hotel and been bowling/arcade game playing with them. Fact: I'm better than Nadine at (simulated) skiing. Fact: I'm better than Nadine at (simulated) horse racing. Fact: If there was ever an alien invasion that required someone to shoot alien ships out of the sky, I'd be more use than any member of Girls Aloud (possible exception: Kimberley). I can't find the file just now but my brother worked out how much Girls Aloud have spent on getting us to see them and it's quite a lot. 136934[/snapback] So which ones you given the cheetofinga?

To which I said And anyone who's ever been to primary school knows that sort of agreement lasts for life and is legally binding. 136920[/snapback] What's the craic there then? Are you their dealer, chauffeur or fag hag? EDIT: I realise fag hag is the woman, but I don't know what you call the gay in such relationships.

Can you name 5 of your 8 great grandparents? 136907[/snapback] No, but I've never met any of them... I know that the one grandparent that I've met is called Margaret Wood. One of my grandfathers was George. 136909[/snapback] Have you met all the members of Girls Aloud? 136911[/snapback] Yes, several times. 136912[/snapback] Outside of receiving your court order?

Can you name 5 of your 8 great grandparents? 136907[/snapback] No, but I've never met any of them... I know that the one grandparent that I've met is called Margaret Wood. One of my grandfathers was George. 136909[/snapback] Have you met all the members of Girls Aloud?

Can you name 5 of your 8 great grandparents?

So basically you're a liar, right?

whys that then? have you got a temperature because of your truely awful man-cold sweetie? 136865[/snapback] If you've got a temperature due to having a cold you normally feel cold though. Wimmin 136868[/snapback] yes thats very true ....in real cases 136875[/snapback] No cold, a woman turned it up although it's already 481 degrees in here and she's got a cardi 136880[/snapback] but its chilly 136885[/snapback] That's a god damn tropical rainstorm outside woman. The dank is almost unbearable.

whys that then? have you got a temperature because of your truely awful man-cold sweetie? 136865[/snapback] If you've got a temperature due to having a cold you normally feel cold though. Wimmin 136868[/snapback] yes thats very true ....in real cases 136875[/snapback] No cold, a woman turned it up although it's already 481 degrees in here and she's got a cardi

Has he wore 9 at other clubs? I always thought he was a 10 man.

*Turns the heating down*

Tweedy's the only one I know. Loved their last album though.

I guess you stand? I'm getting sick of Alexi Sayle and Harry Potter having a go like.

He hasn't earned it yet. 136613[/snapback] Why am I reminded of Tom Hanks? 136682[/snapback] Don't know. 136683[/snapback] Captain Miller (played in Saving Private Ryan by Hanks and here by Renton) implores Private Ryan to "Earn it!" when he's killed to death. It's shite! 136690[/snapback] Is there a way of not being 'killed to death' like? 136752[/snapback] He could commit suicide to death, or get a chinese burn that kills. I felt it would ameliorate the sentence to be precise.

He hasn't earned it yet. 136613[/snapback] Why am I reminded of Tom Hanks? 136682[/snapback] Don't know. 136683[/snapback] Captain Miller (played in Saving Private Ryan by Hanks and here by Renton) implores Private Ryan to "Earn it!" when he's killed to death. It's shite!

He hasn't earned it yet. 136613[/snapback] Why am I reminded of Tom Hanks?

Why should a manager carry the can for their choices in players, but we can't judge a chairman on his choice of manager and the timing of his changes?

And LM counters Alex with a contrary point of view which can be nailed firmly to the opposite side of the mast. Let's all hope LM is right about this one and he can glory over us all (but especially Alex) about how right he was when we're rolling in trophies. Personally, I have no expectations from Roeder whatsoever. Mid-table will be good enough for him as (I'm sure he and Freddy will often remind us in future) "he saved us from relegation". Once again expectations have been lowered and we slip into an Everton type state of mind where we hang around and Europe or a cup run is a bonus. Problem is, that's how most other managers see us, so until an unproven manager surprises everyone and drags us back up the table no proven manager will come near us. After the joy of the 90's, supporting Newcastle in the 00's has been and will continue to be soul sapping. A change in management can't turn clubs into world beaters anymore. That needs a change in the boardroom.

Who was that then? 136648[/snapback] Pay me 3 million quid a year and I'll tell you. Not Roeder, you can have that for free. 136651[/snapback] There are Moooooore questions than answers!