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Yay for Anal Cunt Their Eric Clapton one is best.

And I find Hitler in my heart From the corpses, flowers grow

Paul McCartney bought his wife a new artificial leg this Christmas but it wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking filler. Courtesy of Sickepedia

Bloke who has been on the dole for 21 years too 137816[/snapback] Who says the dreggs of society get on BB? Signing on for 21 year takes some dedication.

The bloke on Five Live reckons that it'll kick straight off. It's all low ceilings and nowhere to hide indoors. Outdoor kitchen and living room. So they'll either be sitting in the rain or claustrophobic as fuck in each others laps. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

....Transvestite with tourettes FACTWAD

Let's see if she donates it all to those charities close to her heart then.

Peep Show i believe 137715[/snapback] That was the one. Cheers.

Joey Scarbury - "Believe It Or Not" (or theme song for the TV show "Greatest American Hero") 137609[/snapback] Otherwise known as George's Answerphone. "Believe it or not George isn't at home, Please leave a messaaaage at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone, Where could I beeeee? Believe it or not, I'm not home"

What was that TV show where the bloke on jury duty ends up shagging the defendent who's obviously guilty but he can't say so or he won't get his hole?

The most crafty ones do. Refuse and he'll think something's up. As long as you knock out a sprog, you're laughing.

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I'll give you the pint. No man!

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Last weeks episode had a fascinating segment on Dostoevsky and his influence on modern culture. 137475[/snapback] She never called her Chihuahua that did she? 137476[/snapback]

Last weeks episode had a fascinating segment on Dostoevsky and his influence on modern culture.

There's always been shite on telly. How much shiter the shite is doesn't equate to dumbing down because the shite before was shite too. Dumbing down is a problem for me when the news includes segments on who's won Big Brother, The apprentice or I'm a celebrity to try and pull in more viewers. That's a crock of shite.

Big bro haters go on about it more than those that watch it tbh. Just let it go.

Question: Do you have any rejects or used models I can buy for cheap? 137263[/snapback] eugh

Coat the inside of a cup with Nitrogen triiodide, when it dries, don't move the cup! When he attempts to do anyhting with the cup, even breathe on it, it will probably explode! Don't use too much or the mug will shatter very violently! Use his favourite mug. Mwoooohahahahaha

If he's looking for another chance tell him you'll give him it. Give it a month or so then tell him you want to spice things up and a bit public nooky is the way to do it. While he's lying there having his post coital bine, nab all his claithes apart from his socks and do one. Good locations would be a pub/club/restaurant/church loo, his mam and dads or at the match. Either that or knock on his door and run away

20 Lottery tickets Barcelona to win at evens.

2000 penny chews.