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Pain is seeing your job advertised at a starting salary 30% higher than you're on.

There's not really that much to discuss about Big Trouble in Little China though is there? The discussions of good films with any kind of depth can be most engrossing. For example

Does she bollocks!

I liked Capote. He was a reet twat. I'm reading The Great Movies by Roger Ebert. Apparently he's recently suffered complications after cancer surgery Get well soon Rog!

In the next 3 days... Kes The Bridge on the River Kwai Moolaade Some Like it Hot Jacob's Ladder Some class films.

Album - Bob Dylan - Blonde on Blonde Like someone says in some film, it should be issued to everyone at birth. If you don't own it you're scum, you have no place commenting on anything, ever. Musical non-Dylan fans probably know and could sing along to more Dylan songs than they could of their favourite artists. On this album everyone knows Rainy Day Women #12 & 35, One of Us Must Know (Sooner or Later) I Want You, Just Like a Woman & Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands. Classics evry one of them, the rest are just brilliant and aren't so widely loved because you can't have a greatest hits album consisting solely of songs off one album. Film - Encounters of the Spooky Kind Greatest ending to any film ever.

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years go, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched A 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 Year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma Screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 Year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in A cheap apartment, driving a cheap car & sleeping on a sofa bed.

Very funny I thought. Keith Barret is a funny man http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/

One of the kids made wor lass a present a while ago. He covered 2 loo rolls in glitter and selotaped them together. She was over the moon, gave him a cuddle, told him how clever he was and gave him a bar of chocolate. So today was her birthday, I thought "I know what she likes" and rather than one of those expensive gold items, I made her a thoughful gift of paperclips fashioned into a necklace. Imagine my surprise when she opened it, burst into tears, and hasn't spoke to me since. Women!

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You can buy a big wooly coat with that picture on for £5.99 at the Galleries. Charv couture

"See my vest, See my vest..."

Apologies if it's old but i hadn't seen it...

The Russian singing in his brown underpants is hilarious. Storytelling is another hilarious Todd Solondz film you might want to try. I still haven't seen welcome to the Dollhouse which is meant to be his best.

Necro Bitches Love To Get Fucked In The Ass Pussy Is My Weakness I Degrade You Vaginal Secretions

I love the way it annoys people so much. People never get that angry over Hollyoaks or Dear John. Equally as shit, why less offensive?

The clubs invloved in this must already know their punishment. How can Fiorentina go and spend £5.5million with the threat of relegation over them? Is Peter Ridsdale in charge over there?

Have to say I'm not happy with 100% like. Most footballers these days say they're going to give at least 110%. Setting his sights far too low.

Is it Kae-Hay? Or Kae? Or K'aye? Bugged me for ages.

I've never had a bad wank tbh It's just the self loathing that used to follow that I never liked.

She's supoib. Even if she wasn't I'd prefer ANYONE to the horror that is Ashleen.

Materazzi definately tries to trip him at the end there. Should have gone too.

Not even joking. 157958[/snapback] Haha no seriously, I thought it was complete gash. Mind I'm sure I'm in the minority as I don't think I've ever seen a "classic" film that I actually liked. 157962[/snapback] Not even Goonies?