Happy Face

Mind, the lass doing a fucking circus act annoyed me more than the ones taking videos.

This one...

Reminds me of the Radiohead light show a bit, when they made the big stage look much smaller.. This is far more dramatic and well executed though.

Aye credit due like. Never seen owt like it. Was at too fighters last month and was bored by the lighting show and TV setup I've seen dozens of times before.

Worse than a Royal baby this. "Yes, I'm still here at the empty stage and can report nothing is happening"

Spinal stone

The family stone with the most shambolic start to a professional gig I've ever seen.

As does mine.

She looks like my nanna

Wouldn't they go and watch George Clinton instead of watching someone they hate?

Can't imagine people would spend £250 to go see someone they hate and boo

Jessie ware on bbc3 An actual good looking woman.

Sunday on the main stage looks awful like. Just about all from the 70s and none of them even the better acts of their day.

Was looking forward to run the jewels. Shire first few tracks though. Why are public enemy the only hip hip act worth watching live? Guess it's the live band rather than just a DJ.

Round - "“We spoke a couple of days ago and he asked if I’d be interested, but he also knows it’s not what I want to do next,” " Zenden - "After his appointment we really talked, but it’s not like I’m going there to work," Neville and Simpson yet to comment, but they're all clearly more than just names being bandied about.

What's positive about having to go down to your fifth choice to make a coaching appointment? People out of work and with no experience at all turning us down? Doesn't bode well for pulling out the stops and refusing to take no for an answer to secure our number one targets on the field does it?

Cathro the Cathword!

So the lack of transfers is deffo down to choice, rather than any temporary restrictions. Shit.

Being a profitable club is the ONLY thing Ashley has been able to hang his hat on after 8 years. Would be pretty embarrassing for him of we didn't.

Think we bought Perez last June because profits were healthy enough to remain positive. This year we've already spent £20m rather than recouping £20m so the accounts need to cater to that £40m turnaround without posting a loss so I can see some merit in that theory.

Watched the first episode of blacklist last night. Implausible derivative shit with an awful script. "Remember, we're going to adopt a baby at 1.30pm" [emoji38] OK captain exposition. I see ratings in the US dropped off 5m over season 2. Doesn't bode well. Mrs HF will still want to sit through all 44 hours. Quality control up there with CT.

Cisse hadn't had a single booking or red card in 2 seasons. 2 provoked retaliations in short space has given him a reputation up there with Joey Barton but they were such pathetic attempts at retaliation that even the referees in those games ignored them. He's a Bunny rabbit.

"Pardew for England!" "PardewOut!" Repeat to fade

Riviere will be the new Alan Smith. Nae fucker would take him of our hands.

He gets better every year. And has a better return than all of our other targets. But he's nearly 30 and we'd rather defray the cost on the inferior replacement we bring in.