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I've been drinking Red Wine on school nights as I've felt tip top the next day. Probably due to comparable volume intake of Stella.

Stop drinking. A price I'm not yet willing to pay. Getting there though.

Gwyneth is a reet bastard on your arse in the morning. But not too bad on your heed.

Only Seen Casablanca and The African Queen out of those. I prefer F.C. Dobbs to his characters in either of those. I've got the rest to look forward to. 171857[/snapback] I would agree with Sierra Madre over African Queen but I do prefer Casablanca. The Maltese Falcon and The Big Sleep are classic Bogart for me and with the Maltese falcon you get the added bonus of Sidney Greenstreet and more importantly Peter Lorre. I recomend you stop messing about on the internet and go and watch these now. 171879[/snapback] It's been on my rental list for a while. I'll have to increase its priority. If I ever see a Peter Lorre film better than M, I'll be impressed. 171888[/snapback] I've been after seeing that for quite a while now myself. It was on the Horror Channel a while back but I kept missing it. 171916[/snapback] You'll spoil it for yourself watching it on there. The picture quality on that channel should have it banned from all homes. There's a lovely restored DVD which makes it that much more pleasant to watch.

Only Seen Casablanca and The African Queen out of those. I prefer F.C. Dobbs to his characters in either of those. I've got the rest to look forward to. 171857[/snapback] I would agree with Sierra Madre over African Queen but I do prefer Casablanca. The Maltese Falcon and The Big Sleep are classic Bogart for me and with the Maltese falcon you get the added bonus of Sidney Greenstreet and more importantly Peter Lorre. I recomend you stop messing about on the internet and go and watch these now. 171879[/snapback] It's been on my rental list for a while. I'll have to increase its priority. If I ever see a Peter Lorre film better than M, I'll be impressed.

I know one.... "And aaaaaaaaa - ee - aaaaaaaaaa will always love you ooooooo-ooooooo-ooooo"

Only Seen Casablanca and The African Queen out of those. I prefer F.C. Dobbs to his characters in either of those. I've got the rest to look forward to.

Treasure of The Sierra Madre is the best I've seen him like. But, I ain't seen them all.

Every pub you go in these days, you cannit move for empty Magners bottles.

Only because you neck half of Stella straight off every time to leave room to fill the glass with the smirnoff Ice. Shandy drinking puffs drink otherwise tbs tbs.

Beer on wine makes you feel fine. Wine on beer makes you feel queer.

The one with Mary Magdelaine. Strumpet.

It is if it's made with Stella and Scrumpy Jack.

The question is what costitutes a Snakebite and what's a Diesel? I say blackcurrant = Diesel. Either way, they're vile.

Where did this crap about not being able to train cats come from, they're quite thick and need a lot more effort, but they can be trained with persistence. http://www.karawynn.net/mishacat/toilet.html

You ever gonna spell his name right Rob? 171748[/snapback] He'd normally just refer to him as the vile hun. Keeping it PC in public.

You always see cats opening doors. Never seen a dog do it though. Cats should all get jobs as concierge's, rather than sponging off us.

Osama About a young Afghan girl who disguises herself as a boy (dubbed Osama) to get work to feed her family and ends up being indoctrinated by the taliban. It goes without saying that Taliban rule was bad for women and it doesn't tell you anything you don't know already. But the harsh reality of it, the stupefying ignorance and brutality of it, is brought home very powerfully. Also had a Bogart triple bill. Treasure of The Sierra Madre, To Have and have Not and They Drive By Night. But everyone knows they're class so no point saying any more.

I don't know if I've missed something, but are you suggesting Jesus Wept is a phrase rarely uttered with bile outside of these forum walls? It's so old it's in the bible man....

I know, but The Narrator in Fight Club doesn't fight off Bob when he gets hugged. He accepts it and has a cry. I was saying you're more of a Rain Man. I picture the Barnsley fan going to envelop you but you freaking out and slapping your own head.

Give us a big cuddle man you softie.... Do you hug blokes at the match? 171619[/snapback] Rarely, but I have done I suppose. I remember once we beat Barnsley in the cup and for some reason I was next to the away fans with no segregation. After the match this obese bloke in a Brazil shirt came over and said "Reet, eeh bah gum, gis a hug" and proceeded to embrace me, squeezing the air out my lungs (think of the scene in Fight club). I was mortified. 171624[/snapback] Rain Man tbh. gnaaaaa gnaaaaaa

Give us a big cuddle man you softie.... Do you hug blokes at the match?

My biggest flaw seems to be my invisibilty.

A.C. - Your Kid Commited Suicide Because You Suck

My shyness amongst strangers comes across as aloofness. Which I don't like.