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Free Ticket Mackems. Free Scarf Mags. Can I leave it at the turnstile so I don't have to drag it home and back week in and week out?

A lad I grew up with runs a band* that plays all the working mens clubs so I've been in loads around the North East to watch him. Every one of them is the same. An arsehole concert chairman, who would stab you in the face as soon as look at you, complaining that your speaker is 3 inches too close to the dancefloor. Grotesque drink that I'm amazed they can give away let alone sell at discounted rates. Vile individuals who guard their seat like their young. And bingo players who seem to think marking their card is a task Jack Bauer would struggle with and require total silence for. I love them. Funny as owt. *Back in Black they're called - Link.

Or he could have converted to Islam and shown all the infidels the way

I'm just watching a bit father Ted here. I love the line Ted says when Jack dies and comes back to life... "So there he is, risen from the dead. Like....that fella......E.T."

Cheers You've just reminded me about a brilliant nighmare I had last night. A levitating baby was chasing me around. Then Glynn off big brother threw it at me and it turned into a sort of dart and it's face turned into a little demon. I was shitting myself.

Seen Vai live about 6 or 7 times now and Sheehan has been with him the last 2 or 3. Ridiculously talented. 176920[/snapback] Aye, seen him once at the Apollo in Manchester - he had another guitarist who looked like he was in his early 20's at best. They were insanely good. At one point all three were playing 'bits' of each others instruments whilst they were still wearing them - i.e Vai strums Sheehans bass whilst working the frets of the other guitarist and Sheehan is strumming Vais etc.... Makes you want to leave your guitar in it's case out of shame...... 176979[/snapback] Tony Macalpine was the young lad I think. Does an impressive solo bit on his acoustic iirc. Mike Keneally was used before him and was outstanding too. short fat bald bloke with stubby fingers.

If UK Gold don't have the rights to it, then it ain't funny.

Seen Vai live about 6 or 7 times now and Sheehan has been with him the last 2 or 3. Ridiculously talented.

Think I missed that one, hopefully they might repeat it one day and the next and the next. 176794[/snapback] I actually missed the humour first time. nice work HF 176808[/snapback] What a plonker

What costitutes a man-bag? Anything over the head and accross the chest? I rip the shit out of a mate who has a tiny thing that balances just at his hip. Too fruity to comprehend. I have a big satchel type thing with manly straps that hangs at the back, quite acceptable I contend.

Open a Betfair account and lay EVERY favourite in EVERY greyhound meeting. Over the last month you'd have only been down on 3 or 4 days. Only problem is the small amounts people bet on the Greyhounds hardly make it worthwhile.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sitcom/winner.shtml I was so disgusted by it coming third that over the years I've convinced myself that the outrage was justified by it coming first.

I done the same when I was about 14. Front wheel fell off my bmx while I done a rather small jump. I landed face first and split my chin. Only needed a disappointing 3 butterfly stitches. 176713[/snapback] I did the same the day I was going to see Brian May at Whitley Bay Ice Rink. Scraped half of me face off. Looked like Mel Gibson in that film about a man with no face. I forget what it's called.

Wasn't it voted the greatest sitcom of all time in a BBC (More voters) poll? Sobbing saviour!

I've never spent a night in hospital but my brother has had 3 massive operations that needed him to stay in for months on end. My mam often reminds me that I'm "not half the man" my brother is because I've had none of his trouble. Like it's my fault I've never been at deaths door. Always struck me as a cruel thing to say.

"Don't Tell Him Pike" shits on all of those tbh

I like the one where Del had a get rich quick scheme but Rodney was growing disillusioned about being a partner in T.I.T., so uncle Albert told a story about the war. Then they went to the Nags head and Trigger said something stupid, Del never paid his tab and it was implied that Marlene was a slut. Classic.

Mmmmm...Jennifer Connelly! The 39 Steps. Classic Hitchcock. The lead reminded me of Rodney Bewes.

Leary is a cock for the simple fact he blatantly ripped off a large amount of Hick's material completely shamelessly. 176557[/snapback] Bill Hicks on Dennis Leary: "I stole his act", I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did." When a reporter asked Hicks why he had quit smoking, he answered: "I wanted to see if Denis Leary would." Hicks died of cancer in 1994, and Leary's comedy hasn't been as successful since. 176564[/snapback] I never knew the Leary was held in such disdain, but doesnt change the fact that Lock and Load made me laugh more than anything else I have seen on TV 176608[/snapback] I like Asshole (The song, not the bodypart). Eddie Murphy is brilliant. "Lillian...can...not....use...the telephone"

LIEOVERSIAL! 176546[/snapback] I've listened to ...is it something I said?, Richard Pryor and That Nigger's Crazy and didn't crack a smile.

Richard Pryor lacked the funny. The best thing he ever did was Superman III FACTOVERSIAL.

On the champagne last night. I'm going to be an uncle Death warmed up today.

Didn't you like Cinderella Man or Willow? Or Splash? He was in American Grafitti too, which is supoyb.

A film especially liked by the uber-nerds. It's GREAT.