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  1. Cheers I see your point I suppose. How does it work if she pays full whack and then he just transfers the difference back to her? Would that gift be deemed taxable?
  2. The 3 R's Rugby, Rugby and Rugby! Always got hoyed in the scrum
  3. A few years back my brother bought a flat my mother was after but couldn't afford at the time. Now she's in a position to buy but the value of it has almost trebled. I assumed that she could just pay him what he bought it for back then but the financial advisor reckons my brother has to sign some forms to say he won't declare bankrupcy and stuff. Anyone heard of this? Why can't he just sell her the flat at an agreed price?
  4. I worked at ASDA for 1 night. Never said I was leaving, never went back, never rang. Same job had the worst interview ever too. Dressing up in crepe paper and that.
  5. Oh yah? Yah. What a fucking waste of the 2000th post on this thread. I'm not going to debate you Renton, but what Jonny2J said was pretty darned funny! Well, it's obviously an "in the know" joke. Needless to say I had something stunning planned. Oh Yah?
  6. Oh yah? Yah. What a fucking waste of the 2000th post on this thread. I'm not going to debate you Renton, but what Jonny2J said was pretty darned funny!
  7. Oh yah? Yah. You're darned tootin'! Is it any good though? heard some good reviews of it like. It's absoloutley superb.
  8. If the bairn had had Yoda ears on at the time it would have been side splitting though. No, not really. Is it not obvious that no one finds the act of violence or injury funny. Its the thought of accidently throwing a baby in an arguement. How stupid must the women that did it be type funny. To me it just sums up how stupid women are in arguments, some of the things that I and my friends have had thrown at me/them by a women in an arguement provides hours of entertainment in the pub. Made me think of Jam. Where the woman gets a plumber round to 'fix' her dead baby. "It's all pipes". Obviously if that happened in reality it would be sad, but there's a level of warped humour to it.
  9. What will I tell him? Your cock is hairy from root to tip.
  10. If the bairn had had Yoda ears on at the time it would have been side splitting though.
  11. That is fantastic!! It looks like he has an eract penis between his legs, or is that just me? Get to the doctors mate.
  12. "Christ, will you not just leave me alone? It's about as funny as distemper!"
  13. I've got that waiting at home from Screenselect or LoveFilm as its officially known now. I liked it. Different from what you get these days and was expecting a 90 minute filler after your comments. However, there was good suspense, a nice twist and an unusual ending (from Hollywood). 7.5 for me. Only thing it lacked was a not enought of Hudson in knickers. 1st movie i have saw in her in and...my god...I would plow that to death!!! You haven't seen Almost Famous? Rectify it.
  14. Excited? It's all I can do not to post a new thread on here everytime I learn something more about it. Darren Bousman (the director) said the MPAA haven't censored it too much, and that it'll be just over the 2 hour mark. Oh and it'll make Saw 2 look like a Disney film. That poster....they mixed Tobin Bell's blood with the ink to make the red. Just 16 days and 53 minutes to go.
  15. Just for Brock... http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/sawiii/large.html Excited?
  16. Dapper Dan's main competitor.
  17. That reads like a voiceover from Party of Five or something. As miserable as things have become, I'm managed to refrain from DVDs American TV shows. I know someone who sits in his room all day watching Curb Your Enthusiasm and ignoring his phone. I know you?
  18. I'm not saying anyone who hangs up is a twunt, just that anyone nice enough to chat must be a thoroughly nice individual or a desparately lonely one. I'll try and chat on if I receive a call and I've got nowt else on. Helps them get their call time up to target. Has to be football if it's a bloke and what she's wearing if it's a bird.
  19. I used to love working in a callcentre. The targets are piss easy and you can have a good craic with anyone that doesn't hang up immediately because generally they aren't a twait. It's brilliant fun when someone goes off it with you as well, I wish I'd been able to tape some calls and get them on the web like others have. Only bad thing was everyone smokes, so it's where I started.
  20. Above the age of 14 I'd say it's just as uncool tbh.
  21. There's a fucking spoiler warning Aye but it's miles from the text, could have made the text smaller, or white.
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