Happy Face

Why not just download the movies as torrents? You don't need to wait for these to download, and because I couldn't find Borat or The Queen torrents to name 2, the older films will be even harder to find a torrent for I'd guess.

Happy Face is a film snob? Heard a sly rumour that the Pope is Catholic today aswell. Define 'snob'. I'll watch anything and everything, and enjoy most of it. You want to see Parky's top 50, the definition of a snob tbh.

2 paragraphs was hardly a thesis. I'm not in the least bit a snob, I'm dying to see it tbh. Just re-iterating the not original point that Borat seems to be going the way of Ali G, from a pitch perfect charicature that nailed his targets by making them look hilarious to being the centre of attention himself.

Who is he like? He's the contrary arsehole that does the reviews for Five Live on a Friday afternoon. He also appears occasionally on Newsnight review or in Sight & Sound. He does a commentary track on The wicker Man and has made documentaries about The Shawshank Redmption, The Exorcist and currently doing one on Spielberg.

He didn't. And I think he raised some very valid points. I've only seen the trailer and selected clips so far, so call me Renton, but it does seem that his targets are getting less and less worthy of ridicule. If a bloke turns up at your house and puts a little bag of shit on the table and invites a crack whore, he's not so much making you look stupid as himself. Both Ali G and Borat were at their best exposing the bigotry/stupidity of deserving targets. Don't get me wrong, I think telling a woman she has a small brain to cause offence is funny, but not 5 stars funny, Harry Enfield has already done it better anyway with "Women, know your limits!". Perhaps the majority of footage released has been de-politicised to encourage a wider audience, but I far prefer it when Cohen's characters make a point. Get off your high horse Nicos. It's hilarious and very close to the bone. Not bad as Borat is one of his weaker characters imo. I apologise for attempting to discuss the film further than than "FUNNY AS FOOK".

He didn't. And I think he raised some very valid points. I've only seen the trailer and selected clips so far, so call me Renton, but it does seem that his targets are getting less and less worthy of ridicule. If a bloke turns up at your house and puts a little bag of shit on the table and invites a crack whore, he's not so much making you look stupid as himself. Both Ali G and Borat were at their best exposing the bigotry/stupidity of deserving targets. Don't get me wrong, I think telling a woman she has a small brain to cause offence is funny, but not 5 stars funny, Harry Enfield has already done it better anyway with "Women, know your limits!". Perhaps the majority of footage released has been de-politicised to encourage a wider audience, but I far prefer it when Cohen's characters make a point.

It's a list of films available to view online streamed. Most of them are split into smaller bits. Here's the list

http://links2movies.50webs.com/ enjoy!

Requiem. Dies Irea - Verdi Classical!

Having got home pissed and seen nothing but the result, I'm quite pleased. If we'd lost it would be an excuse for the naysayers to slag us off. Not losing means the naysayers can write it off as unimportant. Roeder couldn't win tonight really. Glad to have won in the cup and look forward to Man City with trepadation.

The entire Saw series is shit of the lowest order. It's the horror equivalent of Little Man or Scary Movie. Uninspired lowest common denominator bullshit.

The killer, the girl, and the cop all have split-personalities. They're all the same person. Isn't that fucked up? I'm putting in a chase sequence. So the killer flees on horseback with the girl, the cop's after them on a motorcycle and it's like a battle between motors and horses, like technology vs. horse.

Makes me wonder who was to blame for the transfer window shambles. I'd presumed Shepherd had fucked up attempting to entice the players Roeder wanted. But the way Roeder talks, it sounds like he blames Shepherd for nothing. Did he diither over everyone like he did Kuyt?

It's not the fans who demand it, the majority of whining on these boards is over the shambles at the back. It's Shepherd who demands it, spending £50M on your defence and £150Million on your attack is out of whack and it's down to his deluded view that we want to see attacking football at any cost. Similar to the misconception that we must have a Geordie hero for a manager and that Lee Clark is too Geordie not to have a high ranking job within the club.

When did David Bowie turn to dinner ladying?

It was John Barnwell, Barwick is chief of the FA. And the Woodgate sale is in the Pros and Cons column?? The fact that he made the decision to sell, not the manager, is a con. The fact the sale was a good bit of business is a pro. The sale of Woodgate in regards to his injury nightmare was neither pro or con; there was no way Portly Freddie would know that Woodgate would be out for most of the next season. The only reason he was sold was ££££££££ - nothing else. I blame him for spending £17M on an injury prone striker, so it's only fair that I credit him with offloading one for a fanciful sum.

It was John Barnwell, Barwick is chief of the FA. And the Woodgate sale is in the Pros and Cons column?? The fact that he made the decision to sell, not the manager, is a con. The fact the sale was a good bit of business is a pro.

Not sure if that was good or bad.

tbh Eh? I answered your question, you mongoloid. Not very well though, you tit. Just wondering, how up to date is your sig? Is Roeder's win percentage still that high? Aye. He's won 20 out of 35. I'm keeping it updated match to match. Obviously he's shit and entirely incapable of turning this around, but I'll be giving him unswerving support to avoid Shepherd being the one to decide who should replace him.

tbh Eh? I answered your question, you mongoloid. Not very well though, you tit.

tbh

http://thebigfeller.blogspot.com/ If he can see it without being a toon fan, why can't Leazes?

Right 1. Spent our ticket money on the first team. 2. Sold Woodgate for a score. 3. Sold Jenas for a score. 4. Appointed Bobby Robson. 5. Took capacity over 52,000. 6. Moved training to new Darsley Park facility. Wrong 1. Called Newcastle women “Dogs”. 2. Called Alan Shearer “Mary Poppins”. 3. Then said “Alan Shearer is a true professional and is the epitome of all that is good about this terrific game. His loyalty, commitment and total dedication over the years has provided, and continues to provide, football supporters with superb entertainment.” 4. Mocked fans who pay silly money for strips. 5. Caught in a brothel. 6. Voted himself back on to the board just 10 months after resigning. 7. Took ₤5.5M in share dividends. 8. Took ₤2.8M in salary 9. Sacked Bobby Robson four games into the season. 10. Sold Gary Speed without a word to the manager 11. Sacked Kenny Dalglish 2 games into the season, immediately after spending £15M. 12. Sacked Ruud Gullit 3 weeks into the season. 13. Tried to offload Bowyer without informing the manager 14. Promised Robson the rest of the season before sacking him. 15. Undermined Robson’s position by telling everyone he was away at the end of the season. 16. Instigated the Signing of Kluivert. 17. Instigated the Signing of Butt. 18. Instigated the sale of Woodgate. 19. Ran to the Daily Express to confirm reports of the Shearer Bellamy text fun. 20. Said "If I told you who wants to come to Newcastle, you'd be astounded. Of course they want to come to Newcastle, they all want to come to Newcastle. Anybody leaving here, unless they go to Chelsea, is going down. Let's face it, one of the big reasons for Chelsea is the rewards at Chelsea. Fine, I have not got a problem with that and I would probably be the same if I was a player. But where do you go when you leave Newcastle?" 21. Said “When we have got 52,000 fans at each home game, the last thing we are worried about is clubs in the third division, there is no sympathy here" 22. Backed Bowyer and Dyer after a public brawl. 23. Sold Bellamy for a pittance for expressing his unhappiness with not playing. 24. Said “You should only say good things when somebody leaves. Robert has gone - good!” 25. Said “Glenn Roeder and Alan Shearer are quite capable of getting us through to the end of the season. There is no hurry. We don't want to be rushed into giving it to the wrong man, we'll be very careful.” 26. Said “Rest assured, we are working ceaselessly towards getting our new manager in place, but only when the time is right will we name the man to lead the team in the immediate future. One thing is for certain: we have a long list of candidates of the highest caliber to select from.” before appointing Glenn Roeder. 27. Over £6m paid out in compensation to sacked managers. 28. Moved the AGM to London. 29. Took fans to court over the SOS farce. 30. Running at a £12m loss. 31. Paid Blackburn £800,000 to buy-out Souness’ Ewood contract which was going to be terminated anyway. 32. Sacked Kevin Bond a few weeks after appointing him. 33. Lost the only qualified man at the club in Tommy Craig who left in dubious circumstances. 34. Sanctioned deals worth £50million on defensive players (3 of which account for more than £20M), but spent more than £150Million on attacking players. 35. Paid his own company an inflated price for shirt storage. 36. Said he'd punch John Barnwell on the nose. 37. Spent £17Million on an injury prone Owen. 38. Spent £9.5Million on Albert Luque's slower, less accurate lookalike. 39. Spent over £10Million on a circus pygmy. 40. Chose to accept the £350,000 Sky cash and play on Saturday night despite a tiring UEFA Cup trip to Sicily on Thursday. What have I missed?

Opening Credits: Queen - Don't Try So HArd Waking Up: Tenacious D - Double Team First Day At School: Stevie Wonder - Blame It On The Sun Falling In Love: Steve Vai - Sister Losing Virginity: Richard Pryor - Flying Saucers Fight Song: Le Tigre - Deceptacon (DFA Remix) Breaking Up: Ween - Polka Dot Tail Prom: Macy Gray - Sex-O-Matic Venus Freak Life: R.E.M - Fireplace Mental Breakdown: Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Dudley Driving: Captain - Wax Flashback: Devendra Banhart - Horseheadedfleshwizard Getting Back Together: Masta Ace - Travelocity feat. Punch & Words (Produced by D.A.M.S.) Wedding: The Ramones - It's Not My Place Birth of Child: Kate Bush - An Architect's Dream Final Battle: Yo La Tengo - Shaker Death Scene: His Name Is Alive - I Thought I Saw Funeral Song: Meat Beat Manifesto - Book Of Shadows

A distinct lack of really embarrasing stuff there, I smell a few skipped tracks.