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I'm getting everything the bank has charged me back.... http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/cgi-bin/v...,24632#nutshell

I dare say it Bridget will be seconding you on that choice. Not the best, but the second most unintentionally hilarious apparently... http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News...85&pageid=2

Agreed. Old people its fucking lunchtime, you have all fucking day to queue up now piss off somewhere and come back when im stuck back in the fucking office! I too look forward to the first custodial sentence handed down to a pensioner who forgot to get their bovril during the week. Mind you, on the inside they'd just learn even worse times to go shopping.

Great set of films. Watched one after the other. Great characters too... Before Sunrise / Before Sunset boxset. £5.50 Another fine boxset you've got there too. Seinfeld season 7 Onibaba The Passenger

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. ( The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. © After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. 16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy. 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: (a) Yeah, Baby, Push it! ( C'mon, give me one more! Harder! © Another set and we can hit the showers! 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. 29: Pull out

pre-mauling post-mauling post-op Today... Marked improvement tbh http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-2474971,00.html

I'll have both cheers...

http://www.stereogum.com/archives/003895.html mm hmm. It's missing a few of my favourites too.

Uncut's top ten... 1. Modern Times by Bob Dylan 2. White Bread Black Beer by Scritti Politti 3. Avatar by Comets On Fire 4. Ys by Joanna Newsom 5. Living With War by Neil Young 6. Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not by Arctic Monkeys 7. The Trials Of Van Occupanther by Midlake 8. The Warning by Hot Chip 9. The Avalanche by Sufjan Stevens 10. The Eraser by Thom Yorke Dylan could fart into a mic and Uncut would hail it as genius tbh.

Radj had one too many again?

Well that's got to be a misdemeanour right there.

I get the Saturday Times too mainly for the TV guide, which is excellent. The "free" DVD really pisses me off though and invariably get's thrown out with the rubbish where it belongs. HF, how do you get the time to watch so much TV in general and films in particular? I hardly watch any tv 2 or 3 hours a week max, and about 2 or 3 films a week. Is that excessive? I thought you had on opinion on quite a few things like Lost etc. Apologies if I'm wrong like. As for what you describe, no, that's not excessive at all. But the hardest part of dealing with a problem is honestly admitting you have one. My opinion was it's shit and that's why I don't watch it though. Only essential viewing is 24, Sopranos, Extras, Planet Earth, Curb Your Enthusiasm and I'm probably forgetting a couple. But there's rarely new episodes of all of those on at the same time.

I get the Saturday Times too mainly for the TV guide, which is excellent. The "free" DVD really pisses me off though and invariably get's thrown out with the rubbish where it belongs. HF, how do you get the time to watch so much TV in general and films in particular? I hardly watch any tv 2 or 3 hours a week max, and about 2 or 3 films a week. Is that excessive?

I get the Times deliverd on a saturday. Mainly so as not to miss any of their free DVDs, they always have the good ones. Metropolis, Belleville Rendezvous, Donnie Darko, In The Mood For Love, Don't Look Now etc. The other papers have shite like Carry on Abroad or Inspector Morse. If I had time I'd get it every day, nowt better than lying in bed for an hour or so going through the sections. I also read The Metro on the metro to work, but it only lasts 7 or 8 stops. Not exactly bursting with quality opinion pieces. It is good for the local what's on guide though, infinitely so when compared to the other local rags.

http://www.express.co.uk/news_detail.html?sku=773 Do they just do it for a laugh now?

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North By Northwest I've not seen this since I was a nipper. Perfectly captures the fact that a woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man. The vile temptress in this case drags a mummy's boy plonky half way around the US, flaunting her sexuality to all and sundry, wholly incapable of stopping, making him jump through hoops all just to drive his train into her tunnel. Classic.

Being unable to sleep has led to me charting Newcastle's success and failure in the form of a line chart. No wonder so many people are getting the Tyne Bridge closed these days, Michael Barrymore's mood swings aren't that lethal..

Her management implement the camel toe? How do they encourage such swelling of the vaginal lips?

I enjoyed that too. Hell of a show she puts on like.

I deleted it all except O Valencia and The Crane Wife part 3 on first listen, so I've never been able to give it another chance. I could just tell I would never get into it; unlike the new Newsom, which I am dubious about but will give it a proper go. I just can't be dealing with grossly long narrative songs. It doesn't have the stand out songs of likes of Sixteen Military Wives, We Both Go Down Together or The Infanta but overall I just think it is a really good album. Y's is getting excellent reviews from little I've heard I can't see me ever really going for it. I think you've really got to be in the mood for her voice. Finally been able to "get hold" of Ys and I love the shit out of it.

Considering your "taste" that’s a glowing endorsement for the movie tbh. Can you honestly say that the three LOTR films weren't disappointing? Yes It's not just Bowling for Soup tbh. It's the fact you love all the Saw's and all the Final Destination's but you hate Misery and thought Hostel was shit. Bass-ackward on EVERY SINGLE THING.

Heavenly Creatures?

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30806