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This goes against the general consensus. And why are you telling us something shit is on? Will you be telling us The Mint is on ITV later so that we can avoid it? I smell a rat.

You don't think blowing some secretary's fingers off is a bit deranged? Nope. I've been close when yet another fine landed on my mat for doing 41.

7 now. Some bloke was just on the news saying the sender was "clearly mentally deranged". Not sure how he came to that conclusion since they've been designed to hurt rather than to kill.

Did Sven Goran ever go 4 games without a win?

Mclaren out!

Has there been an ex-player that's walked straight into a top flight management position and been succesful long term? Souness and Dalglish won trophies at clubs where it was expected, but left them worse off I think. Keegan did a job with us that you can't argue with but it seems to have been shown that he was running on enthusiasm and once that waned he had little to give. I hate Paul Ince, but I've got to respect the way he's learning the trade at Macclesfield. I wonder if Robson sees himself as above that kind of club.

Could be an embarrasment on the cards for ROI

Voice of an angel.

The lass on at the minute is a lovely bit of blart. Oh, and wrt Gemmil's post above, I see a toaster with a built in egg boiler is now on the market.

I know what you're saying about the lay-deez. I've noticed with female solo artists I always get drawn in by a voice but usually their albums aren't interesting enough to bare long term listening. Examples being Indie Arie, Alanis Morisette, a lot of Aimee Mann (though I still love all of Bachelor No 2), Cat Power and Alicia Keys. Current exceptions are Joanna Newsom, and Neko Case who I'm still besotted with, and you have to include Aretha Franklin.

@ Morientes

I'm off to the cooking thread for a bit more manly debate.

Bah! Looks like my TV is dead. Must be 15 years old now like. Served me well it has. Won it on Metro Radio. Good excuse to blow some spon on an HDTV though

Every England player has a little demon following them on my tv. Do I need a new one or is it the BBC coverage?

'A Fistful Of Dollars' Suite

A surer sign that someone was riding the sunshine bus would be if they were wearing these

Bill Murray has said he'll do it but only if it's entirley CGI. EDIT: http://www.darkhorizons.com/news07/070203d.php

I opened one of them little single servings of cream to put in my coffee but poured it all straight into the bin at my desk in work. Got stick for ages.

If you want to take over the business, the Ghostbusters are selling their car... http://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/carsfo...ied/177295.html $149,998 = £76,156

I've seen some clips from that...Not very funny though. TV is the easiest thing to criticise. I think he's canny funny. You're right though, it is easy to criticise. It's got now t on Harry Hill's TV Burp though tbf. Harry Hill has even managed to make You've Been Framed watchable. When a video of a fat lass came on and he said "Look! Lisa Riley's back!" I snorted a bit of snot out.

I haven't seen the advert and I haven't been walking around with my eyes closed, and my head encased in a block of concrete, with a blindfold tied round it, in the dark. That makes him a liar.

Perversions are getting weirder and weirder these days.

where's the racism tbh?

I would have thought the lesson was explicit in that film... To be fair it wasn't suggested, just people with tourettes, OCD, phobia's, depression etc. could volunteer for the treatment. No suggestion it would be applied to criminals. I just thought paedophilia is a mental illness that could be 'cured' by similar methods so the debate might start.

14 year old Paedophile? how does that work then? I'd say a 14 year old could be classified as a paedophile if they had sex with a young child. No?