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Best British film Last King Of Scotland? Pff. Should've been United 93.

In the grand scheme of things, saying football has had the same influence on the world as the bible is a bit thick. No-one said that was the case tbh.

Best episode for a long time.

Anyone see this tonight. Good Stuff. The 12 books are... Darwin - The Origin of Species (1859) The First Rule Book of the Football Association (1863) William Shakespeare's First Folio (1623) Newton - Principia Mathematica (1687) Adam Smith - The Wealth of Nations (1776) William Wilberforce - Speech to the House of Commons (May 12 1789) The King James Bible (1611) Patent Specification for Arkwright's Spinning Machine (1769) Mary Wollstonecraft - A Vindication of the Rights of Woman (1792) Michael Faraday - Experimental Research in Electricity (1855) Marie Stopes - Married Love (1918) Magna Carta (1215) The football rules is an especially good choice.

Aye was superb. Don't know if i'm repeating myself from earlier in the thread, but we went to see Casino Royale at the cinema, was sold out so ended up seeing The Prestige. Had never even heard of it, but it was the best film i'd seen that year. Watched the Pursuit of Happiness last night, pretty shit really. Happyness

Eddie Murphy Delirious - "Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she? Isn't she, Gus? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfuckin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! With my children? The bitch can't talk, she can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well, Gus! She can *not* walk steps! I bet she climb the fuck out a tree, though, don't she, Gus? Doesn't she? But you got to not bring her around here - fuck her! And your motherfuckin' children? They're Bigfeet, too. They're half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the motherfuckers is 6 years old and have Afros 17 inches long. They're little hairy motherfuckers just like their mother. Look at the motherfuckers! You know how I found out they was a Bigfoot - when I realized your kids was a Bigfoot? When I took your kids fishing last week. I put the motherfuckers in the boat, Gus, and I took the worm and I put it on the hooks. And they both sat there, and they put their poles down in the motherfuckin' boat, and slammed their faces in the water for 2 minutes! And I think, "What the fuck are these kids doin'?" Then they start moving their heads like this and the motherfuckers come up with fish! I jumped back and said, "Can you believe this motherfuckin' shit?" Then the kid took the fish out his mouth, looked at his brother and said, "Guni-gugu!" Normal kids don't do shit like that, Gus. But I'll tell you somethin', motherfucker. You can take your motherfuckin' hairy, fatass, wife-moustache-bitch out the fuck, you can go upstairs and get the motherfuckin' dog, and scoop up the shit, and take Eddie, and get these long Angela-Davis-Afro-wearing motherfuckin' kids of yours, and put them in the "Guni-gugu" mobile and get the fuck out! And if my wife don't like it, she can get the fuck out, too!" Combover: the Movie - The hair on that last bloke he meets is extraordinary.

The Boy Least Likely To - Monsters

Bitches Ain't Shit - Ben Folds Idiot Wind Bob Dylan Nobody's Fault But My Own - Beck Solitary Man - Johnny Cash

Remember the old man hat on fantasy football

Get a few cans and a carryout and watch the football without being interrupted. Bliss.

No cheesy love compilation is complete without I Just Called (To Say I Love You). Having said that, it's poo so looking at songs/albums with ‘love’ in the title on my itunes here’s a few ... Something - The Beatles I Wanna Be Your Lover - Bob Dylan Sunshine of Your Love - Cream Love Me Tender – Elvis My Funny Valentine - Frank Sinatra Love Knows (No Borders) – Howe Gelb Wake Up And Make Love With Me - Ian Dury & The Blockheads A Thing Called Love – Johnny Cash Let Love Rule – Lenny Kravitz I Just Wanna Make Love To You – Muddy Waters Hallelujah I Love Her So – Ray Charles The Humpty Dumpty Love Song – Travis I Feel Love - Donna Summer Who Do You Love? - Bo Diddley Baby I Love You - Aretha Franklin And if she’s into that kind of thing… You Bitches Love To Get Fucked In The Ass - Necro

Perhaps Morrisey made this mistake

"Pass to Goochy on the right hand side" "The Gooch, The Gooch, The Gooch is on fire"

tbf Bellamy makes a lot of space for others to score. He did all Shearer's running for him. But a striker is judged on goals so I'd rather have Martins. And £10m is looking like a snip imo

Openly soliciting on a forum! Brazen.

I always go to sleep on my front and wake up foetal.

SATURDAY 10TH FEBRUARY THE APARTMENT 6.35pm Film4 - Comedy brilliance. Hilarious. Superb. SHREK 7.15pm BBC1 - Funny BEVERLY HILLS COP II 9.30pm BBC3 - Amusing DOG DAY AFTERNOON 10.15pm ITV4 - Excellent ANY GIVEN SUNDAY 11.25pm five - Stubbly Pacino puts on a black suit and shouts. As always, entertaining. CITY SLICKERS 11.30pm ITV1 - Chuklesome BRAINDEAD 11.30pm Film4 - Grotesquely funny. DRAGNET 11.50pm ITV3 - 80's buddy cop comedy at it's best. ONE NIGHT IN MONGKOK 1.35am Film4 - Not seen it. Meant to be good. SUNDAY 11TH FEBRUARY THE ORANGE BRITISH ACADEMY FILM AWARDS 9pm BBC1 - For a chance to bitch at the frocks. CROUPIER 9pm Film4 - Excellent British thriller with Clive Owen that never seemed to get the audience it deserved SEXY BEAST 10.20pm Channel 4 - Not as good as Croupier but got a wider audience. Worth watching for Ben Kingsley who mashes up the screen superbly. THE SUGARLAND EXPRESS 10.45pm Film4 - A Spielberg film without sloppy sentimentality. Good stuff. MONDAY 12TH FEBRUARY SHOWBOAT 1.30pm Channel 4 - Not just the gays can enjoy a lavish musical, and this is one of the best. THE GRADUATE 10pm ITV3 - Fight Club for the 60's. OLD BOY 10.55pm Film4 - One of the best films in the Korean boom. Easily the best of the vengeance trilogy. TUESDAY 13TH FEBRUARY THE AFRICAN QUEEN 4.10pm More4 - Classic. DOUBLE INDEMNITY 5pm Film4 - Another classic. Watch them as a double bill and see that they really don't make them like this any more. WEDNESDAY 14TH FEBRUARY BRIEF ENCOUNTER 12.30pm Channel 4 - Bought this a while ago. Still haven't watched it. NATIONAL LAMPOON’S ANIMAL HOUSE 12.45am Film4 - Meant to be very funny. THURSDAY 15TH FEBRUARY BOYZ N THE HOOD 9pm Five US - Excellent film. Just don't call them 'boy' FRIDAY 16TH FEBRUARY TAXI DRIVER 10.50pm Film4 - Mesmerising. PLATOON 11.15pm BBC1 - I don't know because the bastard DVD I bought never worked.

Some kindhearted sole obviously comes in and re-arranges you so you don't choke on your vomit. That would be a strong fish.

The number one reason for not doing it at the moment. My pot belly arrived the year I got my last car.

You've forgotten to buy the car. That's a one off payment, not an ongoing expense. Outsmarted by Ally, can there be worse? Not as bad as knowing you made the same point three posts above then being completely ignored in favour of Ally who copies what I said and then gets a response! I didn't realise it was a rhetorical question mind. It did seem quite genuine! No-one reads your posts. They just stare at your avatar.

*scuttles off* Ally and Ewerk in one day.

You've forgotten to buy the car. That's a one off payment, not an ongoing expense. Not in practice. If you buy a new car you'll need to budget at least £300 a month in car or loan repayments! I say no, stick with public transport. But only because I don't want another car on the North Tyneside roads. So really, yes, do it, you'd be mad not to. I'll need no such thing. I would NEVER buy something on tick.

You've forgotten to buy the car. That's a one off payment, not an ongoing expense.

Passed 10 years ago, had a car for 5 and got rid just as the insurance was getting cheap. I know the cost of car ownership, my point (poorly made) was to ask how public transport could ever appeal to anyone on even a modest income, and how car owners can have the gall to complain about the cost of driving when you get so much more for so little extra.