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From .com... There been times that I thought I couldn't last for long But now I know that I'm able to carry on It's been a long, a long time coming But I know a change gonna come, oh yes it will

Best man who wants the job. FACTUALLY

So who do you want in the summer? And who do you think Freddy The Hut can actually attract?

Where from if you don’t mind me asking? ebay Saabman 1970 seems to have a joblot.

ONCE UPON A TIME IN NEW YORK: THE BIRTH OF HIP HOP, DISCO AND PUNK BBC FOUR 9PM Documentary about what it says on the tin. SOUL SURVIVOR: THE JAMES BROWN STORY MORE4 10.30PM Profile of the big man.

Even Dwarfs Started Small You wouldn't believe the nightmares I was having last night. Every time I closed my eyes dwarfs were chasing me on motorbikes. I'm absoloutley wrecked this morning. Must have had 2 hours all night. I think it's the scariest film I've ever seen.

How shit Is Moyleseses house?

100 best musicals on More4 now. I'm rooting for Cabaret. I'm so gay.

Only a month to go and an extra episode... Oh and

I'm not sure, perhaps people do regress to incomprehensible idiots with an inability to spell or complete a coherent sentence after a few pints, but I'm not convinced. I was out from midday yesterday came in at half 2 this morning and posted a couple of correctly spelled and lucid responses. Can't fathom anyone being unable to.

ME, MYSELF AND IRENE ITV2 11PM Jim carrey kicks the shit out of a cow.

TURNER AND HOOCH 9pm ITV3 A clean living policeman is given a slobbering dog as his main witness.

Aye it was shite today to be fair Neanderthal.

A great film in my opinion, but wasn't Shawshank Redemption also in the Oscar running that year too ? Aye. But Pulp Fiction is better

Fuck off man. It's a class film. Up there with Goodfellas.

Chazz Palminteri wrote a bronx Tale? What a legend.

Its Small Soldiers. What a tit.

I bet Brock loves that tune.

FORREST GUMP 9pm FILM4 The player hater's will tell you it's shite but as much as it should never have beaten Pulp Fiction to best film, it's still a fantastic film. Nowt like a high achieving simpleton to evoke good feelings within.

Better than 1? I hear they're making 3. w00t, or some other nerdy catchphrase of unmitigated joy.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK 2pm ITV3 Martin Scorsese's underrated gem. I say that, but I wouldn't have a clue having never seen it. But I've got Bobby De Niro's Blue Moon on my ipod and it's fantastic. Course, if you've got any sense you'll be at the match, but get sky+ on the job and you'll be sorted for some hangover viewing in the morning.

Tongue was in cheek.

When the two films are virtually identical and there's no apparent reason given for liking the first one and hating the second, the only thing I can presume is that the debut was out of nowhere by an unknown which meant nobody had any prejudice against it. Going into Snatch everyone knew more about Ritchie and couldn't forgive him treading the same ground as if it's all he knows is being the geezer that he is, and that pissed them off. If that's daft, so fuck, because if no one can explain why they were so different class it's the only logical explanation I can come to. In my opinion they aren't virtually identical. In my opinion Lock Stock was far the more entertaining film. That's all really. I don't like to over-analyse films so that's as much as I can give you by way of logical explanation for why I prefer one over the other. Watching films to me is about being entertained, so if one film entertains me and another doesn't, I tend to prefer the former over the latter. Maybe Leazes could use a similar argument as to why Shepherd is best for Newcastle and stop trying to come up with actual reasons. Save us all some time.