Happy Face

Was meant to be getting turned into a film directed by Michael Mann, but seems to have slipped off the radar. He went and did Collateral instead.

Is it not you like? "Faster dancer than you Buzzcock's? A divvent think so like?" "I knaa that's what I fuckin telt him man!" Deserves a thread of it's own that, no-one reads the youtube thread.

Snakes On A Plane If Graham Lister can get 3 laughs from lard, why couldn't this multi million dollar production manage as many? I think there were 2 chuckles and half a grin, but generraly it was unmitigated shite. And it's not so bad it's good either, that can't be achieved by targetting it. A film needs to be completeley earnest to be laughed AT. This wants you to laugh with it, but there's fuck all there to allow you to. EDIT: "GENERRALY"??? WTF? EDIT2: targetting?? completeley?? Christ almighty.

Jonny would only buy the Mona Lisa if....

It's true, there's hardly a position on the park where I know who Roeder's first choice is. If it's any comfort he doesn't either. 'comfort' isn't quite the word.

No offence mate, and I know it's easy to have a go at Lampard; but how exactly was he any worse than Gerrard last night? Watching the under 21's and there's no reason why Bentley shouldn't be in the full squad, especially when Joe Cole is missing. It's about time we took the risk on him IMO Never watched it myself, but 5live's commentators were suggesting Gerrard was the only one who could be excused a slating last night, reckoned he was the only one who made anything happen.

It's true, there's hardly a position on the park where I know who Roeder's first choice is.

To be fair, he may be at almost full strength now, but only 3 players have managed to play more than two thirds of the games this season. Even though most players are now fit, a squad that fractured throughout the season is going to struggle to play fluid, attractive football. He never bleated on about the injuries while we were getting results (for a short while) but he's trotting it out a bit much now like, just pipe down and concentrate on settling on a first 11 with quality back up, rather than a random selection for every position but goalkeeper.

Typical yawnsome anti-american twaddle. Anti-evangelical maybe. I'd previously enjoyed the other superman films and Spiderman, Batman etc, so how am I anti-American? Do you disagree that there is a tren towards increasing christianity in America that is reflected in its media? That is the yawnsome twaddle imo. Happy Face: as for superman always being a christian allegory, that's news to me. I don't see it in the other films or in the comics. 'tis a common theory... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman

Must be a cool guy.

Staying in on a Saturday is expensive

Sony STR-DA1200ESS Hi-Fi Receiver With HDMI Switcher (Silver) Russell Hobbs Steam Generator

I had these red wellies with no grip and I could slide for miles down the hill when we made a skiddy patch.

Superman was the original Christ allegory tbf. Being how Jesus is a "super man" sent to save humanity. If we're all Gods children, whats so special about Jesus? [/ Jimmy Carr] His laser eye ray.

You must have requesrted that they come in one bundle to save money....and one of them is out of stock. Worth a new thread that like.

LCD Soundsystem - New York I Love You Absoloutley gorgeous song, and not what you'd expect of him. Full of great lyrics, my favourite of which would have to be "New York i love you but you're freaking me out, there's a ton of the twist but we're fresh out of shout".

Superman was the original Christ allegory tbf. Being how Jesus is a "super man" sent to save humanity.

The Right Stuff.

SATURDAY 17TH MARCH THE 300 SPARTANS 1.55pm BBC2 Might as well hoy it on while people might be confused and watch it. TOY STORY 6.20pm BBC1 Not as good as the sequel, but awesome. THE USUAL SUSPECTS 9pm Film4 Completely baffling for 90 minutes then neatly tied up. It's fun on the way. THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION 9.20pm Channel 4 By popular opinion, the second best film ever made. APOLLO 13 9.55pm ITV2 In my opinion, the second best NASA film ever made. THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE 11pm Film4 It's meant to be canny nasty. SUNDAY 25TH MARCH WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP 10pm five I love the venice Beach Boys singing 'Just A Closer Walk With Thee'. And they way Rosie Perez says "The Stookie Brothers" SHAUN OF THE DEAD 10pm ITV2 Very funny SCHINDLER’S LIST 10pm ITV3 Very earnest JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKES BACK 11.15pm BBC2 Very poor DJANGO 1.50am ITV4 Violent western about a bloke that drags a coffin wherever he goes. MONDAY 26TH MARCH TALK RADIO 9pm Five US Oliver Stone film that was free in last weeks Times but I still haven't watched. TUESDAY 27TH MARCH OLIVER TWIST 4.40pm Film4 The Best version, the David Lean one. AMELIE 10pm More4 On again, no-one dislikes it though, so take a look if you haven't WEDNESDAY 28TH MARCH PUSHER 1.10am Film4 As previously recommended as a helluva bargain and enjoyed by others. A drug dealers live descends into chaos. FRIDAY 30TH MARCH NATURAL BORN KILLERS 10.50pm Film4 Excellent film that falters dissappointingly at by running out of gas. THE US VS JOHN LENNON 11.35pm BBC2 Documentary about the FBI/CIA(?) hounding John Lennon. A flimsy concept, but you might get some rare Lennon footage.

Over a grand for a years tv, and they'll give me a tenner off? Woopy fuckin do.

How did you approach Barclays about the fees ? did you know how much they had over charged you ?? Letter 1: Ask for a list of all charges on my account (in accordance with the DPA) and enclose a cheque for £10 to cover admin (which they sent back and didn't cash). see template letter here Letter 2: Add up the charges and ask for your money (either including interest or not). see template letter here (same page, just lower down). If you don't hear from them within 14 days, ring them. half hour job. Tops. I just bought this Toshiba 32WLT66 32" Widescreen Pictureframe HD Ready LCD TV - With Freeview http://www.amazon.co.uk/Toshiba-32WLT66-Wi...0997&sr=8-1

Dunno if you've got it, but there's a 3gig torrent available of MF Doom's entire back catalogue. Lot's of very average stuff, but a few canny remixes of Madvillainy are included. Found a blog with a load of MF Doom stuff, Here, what you recommend to get? Christ! Most of that is different to what's in the Torrent. Only recognise the DJ Food Stamp collection (which is well worth it) and Nastradoomus (which I've not got through yet). None of the links seem to work though

Radiohead - There There (The Boney King Of Nowhere) Love wigging out at 3:16

Dunno if you've got it, but there's a 3gig torrent available of MF Doom's entire back catalogue. Lot's of very average stuff, but a few canny remixes of Madvillainy are included.

Your entire collection, in all fairness. Very funny. Xzibit - Strong Arm Steady. The only album I own that I haven't listened to all of it. It's that fucking cack. Shame as he used to be great, but became the epitome of the very genre he was standing against in his early days. Ex to the mutha fuckin zee was never GREAT tbh