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I always preferred the stories like.

Got Tenacious D to watch, looking forward to the commentary more than the film.

Stupid bitch really winds me up with that sort of shite. She was doing it again last night. "eclipse clips, see? 'clips' right? it's our brand. We'll make a blanket and clip it with eclipse clips" Fuck off you empty headed bitch. She'll be there till the end like that orange bint from a few years back. So bad she's good entertainment stylee. I did like the way Tre walked past the lad that had been sacked. When he plopped his bag down paused for a millisecond then marched out I was pissing myself.

The use of the word 'clearly' from you seems a bit presumptious. Would 'apparently' or 'reportedly' not suit your knowledge of the matter better? Dunno what you're talking about. I was using your statistics. There's the word you're after then, 'statistically'. Statistically though, Gemmill & Alex must be productive members of Staff.

Who's on at Glastonbury like? Bjork & The Who Lineup won't be announced for a bit, but the sheer volume of music on display means you won't struggle to find something you like. And that's just who'll be announced, for example the likes of Fatboy Slim have turned up to do impromptu performances in the past. Plus there's comedy, circus acts, and a fuck lot else. I've been to several festivals, both in England and across Europe, but there's nowt like Glastonbury. Actually just found that the provisional line up has been released, check out the number of 'The...' bands. http://uk.news.launch.yahoo.com/dyna/artic...amp;e=l_news_dm It's so good I'm furious. Both Babyshambles and Dirty Pretty Things playing...if there's a reunion I will hunt down and kill everyone who saw it in a jealous rage. Most festivals have small stages scattered about to explore. I realise Glasto is bigger and has more than most, but my primary reason for going to a festiveal is to see a lot of the bands I like in one go. And Werchter has Metallica, Beastie Boys, Muse and QOTSA. Nothing else can compare.

to be fair he was asked the question. He wasn't touting himself.

Who's on at Glastonbury like? Bjork & The Who

The use of the word 'clearly' from you seems a bit presumptious. Would 'apparently' or 'reportedly' not suit your knowledge of the matter better?

"My" statistics are provided purely for the purpose of debate. I don't think Roeder is a better manager than Robson, that would be silly.

19th in the league in terms off cross completion is shameful tbh. They must practice low inswingers straight to the first defender.

http://home.skysports.com/optastats.aspx?c...ited&cpid=8 One of the least deserving of a slating on the whole, maybe people just expect more of him when the whole team aren't performing. ....and how bad is martins accuracy?

Similar sentiment in .com's match report.... Personally, I prefer him over Butt. It's not his fault that when he does his spin and finds a man they promptly lose it. But he does do his spins a helluva lot, even with no-one within yards.

Went to one a few weeks ago where he was bigging up Shola and said "It's not [John] Barnes fault he's black" Also didn't hestitate to say he'd love to manage us...let's hope he isn't asked.

I've googled it and still don't have a clue what FTW means. Either way though, without hindsight history would be doomed to repeat itself....moreso.

Added some more players of interest. Always though Ambrose was a canny squad player, and he's been more effective than Duff, Emre or Butt in less games (maybe Solano too, but he's played half his games in defence) while playing for a relegation bait club.

It's up there like, but then if you watched Transporter, thought it was shit, then still rented Transporter 2, you're obviously not paying attention anyway.

I personally think that was a story much like others that has been posted that much online that people believe it to be true.. I heard it from my uncle who worked directly for Bruce Shepherd at the time.

Don't know if it was mentioned on here at the time, but didn't Allardyce come for an interview last time but told Shepherd to fuck off when Alan Shearer turned up to sit in on it? I realise the shearer obstacle isn't there anymore, but it doesn't get round the fact that Allardyce thinks Shepherd is thick as pig shit.

Really? Not just most of the defense? I reckon Given, Owen, Martins, Milner, Zoggy, Dyer, Solano, Parker/Butt, Ameobi and even Taylor can all be accomodated in our squad.

Played just under 30 league games this season (2661 minutes), scored 6 and supplied 7. Gary Speed Played 2661, scored 6, supplied 7. Scott Parker Played 2277, scored 3, supplied 1 James Milner Played 2045, scored 3, supplied 4 Nicky Butt Played 1782, scored 1, supplied 1 Nobby Solano Played 1519, scored 2, supplied 3 Damo Duff Played 1466, scored 1, supplied 1 Emre Played 1458, scored 1, supplied 2 Kieron Dyer Played 1277, scored 4, supplied 2 Charlie Zoggy Played 1016, scored 0, supplied 3 Head and shoulders above our entire midfield. What wouldn't I give to have him back in the team? Way to go Freddy, another great decision.

Here or stateside? In America! [/Alan Partridge] Torrents normally available on Monday morning.

Welcome To The Dollhouse Hilarious. If you liked Happiness then get hold of this, it's just as horribly funny. Jokes about an 11 year old girl being raped by her class mate...and wanting it, bludgeoning in her 4 year old sisters head with a hammer and the abduction of a toddler. The first of what has become typical Todd Solondz genius.

Happy Birthday. All future Birthday boys and girls should refer to this post.

Teaser trailer... http://www.hbo.com/sopranos/ Nowt great there, but I'm still rather inordinately excited for it. Starts on Sunday

This is the festival to go to... http://www.rockwerchter.be/RW2007/fase2/live.asp Fly out Thursday.... There for 10am, come back Monday for half 7 at night. 3 days off work..... £102.70 http://www.brusselsairlines.com/com/home/ Tickets €177 inc camping..... £120 A decent holiday/festival for £222. At the home of Stella.